I have a writer's block so I'm going to keep you busy for a bit while I think. So I made this. It has nothing to do with the main plot of the story. I hope you enjoy it. I do not own Halo nor am I getting paid for this.

Key: Talking, Thinking, (Author's note), Translation.

*RED BASE*

Griff and Simmons were at the top of red base when Tucker came in on them in the middle of a conversation. They didn't notice him.

"Simmons, I love you more than I could ever have imaged." Griff said.

"What the FUCK?!?!" Tucker yelled in his head.

"I know Griff, I love you too." Simmons said smiling.

"Lets never be apart." Griff said.

"I agree." Simmons replied. The two slowly leaned towered each other, only a lips distances apart before Tucker started to sprint to blue base. He found his team in the middle of listening to Taylor's story.

"So then I told them-" Taylor was abruptly interrupted by Tucker high-strung voice.

"Guys *pant* I just *pant* saw *pant* Simmons *pant* and Griff *pant* CRAMPS!" He yelled clutching his stomach. Everyone just stared at him in his struggle to talk.

"I think he trying to say something. Please everyone, let's listen." Church said sarcastically. Tucker punched him in the arm.

"You *pant* jackass." Tucker said. Finally, Tucker caught his breath and calmed down.

"Okay," Tucker started. "I was at red base to see if they had any batteries when I saw Simmons and Griff talking."

"Wow really, that's a shocker. The two lazy ass reds were talking." Tex said mocking tone.

"No, that's not what I meant. It's what they were talking about." Tucker said.

"What were they talking about?" Doc asked.

"Simmons and Griff said they loved each other and they never wanted to be apart. They were about to kiss but I didn't see it because I wanted to run before I barfed." Tucker explained. Everyone exchanged glances.

"Are you sure Tucker?" Taylor asked.

"Taylor, guys don't say they love each other unless they're gay. So I'm pretty sure." Tucker said.

"Come on, Tucker. We're going to ask them ourselves." She said, tugging him out of the base by his arm.

"This is so going to blow up in his face." Church said.

"Yep. … Wanna go watch it?" Tex asked.

"Always." Church said. Taylor and Tucker reached red base and confronted the two reds.

"Simmons, Griff." Taylor said.

"Yeah?" Griff replied.

"My friend here just told me that you two are in love. Is that true?" Taylor asked.

"WHAT?! Fatty and me? I don't think so." Simmons said.

"Okay, 1: Fatty? 2: Why do you think we are in love? 3: Fatty?" Griff said.

"Well, you're a little big around the edges." Simmons clarified.

"Up yours." Griff yelled.

"Focus. If you're not in love, then why did I see you guys telling each other that and kissing each other?" Tucker asked. Simmons and Griff looked at each other puzzled.

"Oh, now I know what you're talking about." Simmons said. "We weren't serious. We were just playing a game."

"A game?" Tucker asked.

"Yeah, 'Gay Chicken'." Griff said.

"Gay Chicken?" Taylor repeated.

"Yeah. The game goes like this. You find two people of the same sex that are straight, take Taylor and Tex for example. They have to act gay to each other until one of them crack. We must have been playing that game when you saw us." Simmons explained.

"For the record, I won." Griff said.

*Flash Back*

"I agree." Simmons replied. The two slowly leaned towered each other, only a lips distances apart before Simmons cringed and turned away.

"YES! I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!" Griff said with his balled up fists raised up in the air in triumph. Lopez glanced at them.

"Idiotas. Translation: Idiots." Lopez muttered under his breath while shaking his head.

*Present*

"That would make sense." Tucker said.

"See, they're not gay. They're just bored idiots." Taylor explained. Tucker nodded.

"Thanks for clearing that up for us guys. Tucker was under hysterics." Taylor said.

"I was not." Tucker denied.

"No problem." Simmons replied. Tucker and Taylor returned to blue base, explaining the story.

"So Tex," Tucker said, "do you think that maybe you and Taylor can play Gay Chickens?" Tex punched Tucker in the jaw and kicked him were the sun doesn't shine. He fell to the ground in pain while everyone laughed.

Sorry if it was a bit short. This is sort of like the PSA's that RT (A.K.A. Rooster Teeth) post up. I hope you enjoyed this. Sorry if you didn't. Please give me good reviews A.S.A.H.P. (as soon as humanly possible).