Stupid, Idiotic, Egotistical, Masochistic, Suicidal Vampire

"Why would you tell her that?" I asked annoyed that what happened in the second book is going to happen, AGAIN!

"I'm sorry it just slipped out of my mouth!" Shay said looking like she was about to cry as Jasper comforted her. I sighed calming myself down.

"Well, I guess there's nothing we can do about it now." I said rolling my eyes.

"So what's going to happen?" Carlisle asked.

"Well, Edward right now should be deciding how he's going to get himself killed because he knows none of you would do it for him. So he's probably at the doorstep of the Volturi right now." Shay explained.

"What does he decide?" Esme asked anxious.

"Well, he thought about creating a ruckus like flinging cars and stuff, but then he decides on walking out into the sun with his shirt off or something like that." I said trying to remember since it's been awhile since I read the book.

"Oh dear." Alice said gasping.

"What?" Carlisle asked.

"They're right he's going to do it!" So we all end up going to Italy because Shay and I refused to be left behind and then the most, suicidal girl I've ever met came with us, Bella. We made it to Italy and then Alice and Bella took off in a stolen canary yellow, Italian sports car. Around midnight, they came back with Edward. Bella was slightly shaking and Edward was carrying her. Alice was staring at them in concern. Shay fell asleep in Jasper's arms a couple of hours ago. Emmett was holding me and hugging me to his chest and I'm just about to fall asleep myself. Emmett kissed my forehead. Esme and Carlisle walked over to Edward, Bella, and Alice. They started talking but I couldn't hear their words as I started fading into sleep. My eyes were getting droopy and I soon gave in to sleep. I'd yell at that stupid, idiotic, egotistical, masochistic, suicidal vampire later.

Laurent

I woke to find Jade tiptoeing around looking for her shoes. "Jade." I said groggily. "What are you doing?"

"School's out and Daddy wants to take me sledding!" I stretched and got up.

"Have you eaten yet?" I asked.

"No." She said reaching under the bed. She finally found her boots. I insisted on making her blueberry chocolate chip pancakes. They turned out good and I made extra for when Pyper woke up. I needed to go talk to the wolves. It scared me too much to drive, so I called a cab to drive me around. I paid so he would drive with me all day. The wolves were in the woods, but when Seth saw me, he insisted on getting me a cup of hot chocolate. I gladly took it to go. Sam, I think, saw me with his big wolf eyes. He ran back and shifted and stuff. Yeah, it's Sam. He saw me walk towards him. I told him about how Laurent is a problem that needs to be taken out. I read and he wants to attack Bella so I am tired of dealing with him. He was always the most annoying in my opinion. James just had a sick sense of humor and Victoria wants revenge. Laurent is just a liar and backstabber.

Sam promised to take care of it for me. He really isn't as bad as the books make him sound. I headed home. Jade was covered in snow and laughing. I made her some peppermint hot chocolate; it soothes and it's warm. Pyper was watching the TV and has found some show in Japanese. I can't watch those anime shows unless they are in English. I decided to go spend time with Jasper. I haven't spent time with just him in awhile. He was in his room reading. When he saw me, he smiled and was in front of me before I even smiled back. He picked me up and walked back to the bed. We talked about nothing and everything all at once. It was fine because Jade was sleeping so I didn't have to worry about her. I needed this time for just the two of us (in my pants). I fell asleep in there with him.

Snow Day: What a Good Way to End the Day

"How can you stand it?" Emmett asked as One Piece ended.

"What?" I asked looking up at him. I was sitting in his lap.

"Reading the subtitles." I shrugged.

"I like reading."

"And what's the whole point of this show?" Edward asked walking in from the kitchen.

"All you need to know is that it's about pirates. Now if I explained it any further, you'd just get more confused. You understand, Sparkles?" I said slowly and grinning at Edward's new nickname I have for him. Emmett burst out laughing. He glared and muttered some intelligent words and went back into the kitchen. I chuckled.

"You just like confusing people don't you?" Emmett asked once he calmed down, grinning.

"Pretty much!" I said grinning back. I got bored with the TV, so Emmett and I went outside and decided to have fun by throwing snowballs at anyone who walks out of the house. Our first victim was Sparkles and boy was he mad. Emmett got him in the face and I got him on the neck. He just stomped off and got into the car, and took off. Emmett and I burst out laughing. Our next victim was Carlisle. Unlike Sparkles, he laughed with us. Our next victim was an unexpected visitor, Sam. He growled at us as we started laughing. I calmed down and apologized like the sarcastic, adult I am.

"Tell your sister that we took care of that leech." He said calming himself down.

"I'll pass it on and I hope you've enjoyed your stay at The Mad Cullen House." I said grinning. He chuckled and left. When he was gone, Emmett and I returned to throwing snowballs at people. Alice was our next victim and she actually threw some snowballs back. By the end of our snowball fight, Shay and Jasper had joined in and we were all soaked form head to toe; only Shay and I were freezing to death. So we took hot showers and Alice made us hot cocoa. After that, I was still cold so I bundled up with a lot of blankets. What? I can't help it if I'm cold. Sparkles returned later with a glaring Bella. Emmett and I sniggered. Sparkles wasn't glaring at us, but I could tell he was still mad. "Oh and before I forget, Shay Sam said that he and the others took care of the problem." She smiled.

"Good, he's annoying." I chuckled.

"I know, right? The little backstabber."

"Who are you talking about?" Jasper asked.

"Laurent." Shay and I said at the same time.

"Now all we have to do is find a way to get rid of Newton and Eric." I muttered annoyed. Shay bursted out laughing. See, those two are our personal stalkers. They always follow us around at school and try to show off in front of Emmett and Jasper. They also try to make Emmett and Jasper look bad when they really just make themselves look like idiots.

"Wait, why did those dogs kill Laurent?" Sparkles asked.

"Well, he was going to attack Bella and Sam and the others would've killed him anyways. At least that's what would've happened if the book didn't change completely." I said shrugging.

"Initially, it would've happened in the meadow when you left but since the book changed, well it would've happened at any time." Shay said as she skimmed through the second book. Sparkles was shocked to say the least. Bella didn't glare at me anymore. Her skin seemed like it was paler than normal.

"So you don't have to worry about Laurent anymore." I said, shrugging. Later that evening, I made some of my awesome macaroni and tomatoes, and Jade, Shay and I finished off the whole pan. Later, I helped Shay get Jade ready for bed and got ready for bed myself. I went to my room and climbed into bed. I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.