Be warned , this chapter may cause very very disturbing mental images.

Anyho , enjoy and review :)

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"I'd rather not say." said Dumbledore , blushing heavily at McGonagall's question.

"Aww come on Dumbledore , why not?" asked Harry.

"Maybe" said Malfoy , smirking , "he is still a virgin"

"That would be right." jeered Snape.

Dumbledore blushed more intensly and everyone gasped.

"W-wait , a-are you?"stuttered McGonagall.

"Oh my god." said Snape.

"Aw , it's alright. Voldemort's still a virgin too."said Luna.

"Wait really?" exclaimed Harry.

"Why are you so surprised Potter? Aren't you able to spot other virgins , seeing as you are one yourself?" sneered Snape.

"Is anyone in this room not a virgin?" asked Malfoy , curiously.

Harry mentally calculated in his head . Snape -yes , Dumbledore - maybe , McGonagall - no , Luna- no , Malfoy-maybe. Seemed like he and Snape were in the same boat.

Oh , well , it's better to be a 16 year old virgin than a 36year old virgin. Maybe that's why Snape is so grumpy all the time. Maybe if he got alittle action , he wouldn't be so nasty...or horny.

"We can answer that later Malfoy. Anyway , who and where Albus , we are waiting."

"Well , the thing is , I'm kinda...um...a...front door virgin." said Dumbledore.

"Front door?" said Harry in confusion.

Snape shuddered , "So if your saying your a front door virgin , does that mean your insinuating that your not a-"

"A BACK DOOR VIRGIN!"cried Malfoy , finally understanding.

"Oh my god." gasped McGonagall.

The entire room was silent , a very awkward silence , everybody was waiting for someone to speak.

"So" Luna piped up , "Did you enjoy anal , Professor Dumbledore? Personally , I find it quite entertaining."

Malfoy slapped his forehead with his hand.

"Yes , Miss Lovegood , it was a pleasurable experience , Grindlewald was very gentle."

"Grindlewald?" asked McGonagall , weakly.

"Yes , he really hit the spot , he was very good at satisfying my needs. Taught me everything I know." said Dumbeldore , in a nostalgic tone as he remembered the summer of eighteen-something-something (How old is Dumbles anyways? Is he like the 160 year old front door virgin? Virgin of the century (quite literally.) anyways back to the story...) "My sister and brother were out, leaving me and Grindlewald at home. We were quite bored of planning evil master-minded ideas, so um , we decided to just ..um... do it...in my parent's bed."

"In your dead parents's bed?" exclaimed McGonagall.

"Well they weren't in there , Minerva. Do really think we would have sex if my parents's dead bodies were lying next to us?" asked Dumbledore.

"That wouldn't surprise me Albus." said McGonagall.

"Foursome." sniggered Malfoy and Luna giggled.

"Anyway." said Dumbeldore , his facing brightening happily. "Now it is my turn to ask someone!"

"Yes , go ahead Albus." sighed McGonagall.

"Mr Malfoy , truth or dare?" asked Dumbledore. Malfoy froze and began to think rapidly.

Truth or Dare?

Truth or Dare?

Truth or Dare?

"T-truth." said Malfoy , nervously.

"Tell me , Draco , what is going on between you and Pansy Parkinson?"

"Oh , God." thought Malfoy , "They don't know about Pansy's dirty little secret."

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Dear me , another cliffy :) I know that a certain reviewer doesn't approve of them. LOL. (you know who you are :P)

Anyways , what do you think Pansy's dirty little secret is?