Note: Anything in italics are thoughts, while everything that is underlined is what is currently happening when the thoughts were thought. Anything that is normal is what is happening while everyone is reading the book. I'll try my best to make sure that I don't mess up. (I haven't done this for a LONG while…)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima.

Paru lifts an eyebrow, "X-rated material? Wow…he must be the…second biggest pervert I ever met; Jack Rakan being the first."

"Yeah, yeah," Kotarou says, "That's great and all, but who's next? It has got to be a fighter, right?"

"Um…sorry, Kotarou-kun, I already read all the guys, so the rest are girls and I don't really think they look like fighters," Nodoka says as she looks at her book for the name of the person. "Okay, this is a person named Sakura Haruno."

Nodoka runs up to the group and Naruto looks at her. Nodoka looks at them and asks, "Um…can you…what are your names?" Who the hell is this bitch? She better not be here to take my Sasuke-kun away from me! "Our names?" asks Sasuke. "Why would you want to know our names?" That's right, Sasuke –kuuuun…this girl is such a FREAK!

"Um…well, isn't it better to address someone by their name?" asks the shy Nodoka uncertainly. Who says I'll let you talk to MY Sasuke-kun! "My name's Naruto Uzumaki—future Ho—" Sasuke hits Naruto on the back of the head. BAKKA! He's such an IDIOT! Sakura looks away from Sasuke and at Nodoka and says, "Um…my name's Sakura Haruno!" putting on the innocent little girl act. Soon to be named Sakura UCHIHA! Oh yeah! Sasuke-kun won't be able to resist me much longer!

"My name is Nodoka Miyazawa, and um…the people in our class have wanted to get to know you guys…so…I was wondering if you wanted to come back to the classroom and properly introduce yourselves." Go back to the classroom? Why the heck would I do that? I was just gonna go take pics of Sasuke-kun so that I can cover my room with them and fall asleep with him watching over me. The group of ninjas turn to each other.

"So what do you want to do?" Sasuke asks.

"I don't wanna go back…It smells weird in there," Naruto whines. For once, I have to agree with him…

"Well, I don't agree with Naruto about the smell…but I don't like it in there," Temari says quietly.

"Well then…it's been settled," Sasuke says firmly, not waiting for anyone else's opinion, before turning around. He looks at Nodoka and gives his one final, solid answer: "No." Sweet! Time to put my plan into action!

"Oh?" Nodoka looks down sadly and says, "Well, I guess I'm going to have to take another beating for being unable to complete a mission."

"Wha-what! Beating? What do you mean?" asks a confused Sasuke. Who the hell does she think she is! She's stealing Sasuke-kun's innocent heart that easily! What a bitch! Nodoka looks up with false sadness, noting the extremeness in Sasuke's expression.

"I'll show HER a bitch!" Paru says angrily.

"PARU! Calm down…" Nodoka pleads.

"Why should I? She's calling you a bitch, Honya-chan! I can't let that happen!" Paru says, taking out her sketchbook. "I'll draw her up some demons to fight, and THEN we'll be able to tell who's a bitch…"

"That won't help, Paru-chan!" Nodoka says, trying to calm Haruna down.

"Well, Paru-chan can be ruthless at times," sighs the sad, shy girl. "But, she's a really nice friend at times, so I don't want her to leave."

"Well, we'll go, just to save you a beating…" Sasuke says and coughs suspiciously afterwards.

"Sure…that's the only reason, tebayo," Naruto mocks friendly. Sasuke glares at the idiot and hits him in the back of the head. What did the bakka mean by that?

The nine people walk to the classroom where they open the door and immediately the bakka rangers tie them up. Sakura stares down at her ropes. Huh? How'd this happen? Oh well, my SASUKE-KUN will save me!


After a few punches were thrown, the girls stop, Iincho, obviously at a disadvantage and she has no way to explain the reason. Paru looks down at the eight somewhat tied up ninja, a malicious smile forming over her lips. Why hasn't Sasuke-kun saved me yet…

"Now," Paru exclaimed as she walks up to the board and picks up the chalk and throws it at Naruto, "I want you to write your name on the board in English and Japanese."

"And how am I supposed to do that, dattebayo?" asked an irritated Naruto, for he had been struck in the face by the chalk.

"Your ropes are already untied, you can get up," proudly states the great Paru-chan.

All eight ninja stare at her, stupefied. How'd Naruto get out of his ropes? That's impossible!

Naruto gets up, knocking the ropes to the floor, picks up the chalk and walks to the front of the room. He stares at the chalkboard and turns his head to look at Paru. She met his gaze and he shivers.

He looks at the chalk, then at the board and sighs. He writes his name in Japanese easily but then

struggles with the American letters; not to mention his handwriting was rather bad. He has TERRIBLE handwriting. He wrote:

NARuTo uZuMAKI

"Um…I think that's right, dattebayo," Naruto says uneasily.

"Good enough…now, tell us about yourself," Paru says conclusively.

"Why?" asks Naruto, completely oblivious to how definite she had said that.

"Because I said so," adds Paru, "and if you don't I'll make your friend, pretty boy's, life a living hell." Oh HELL no! Another rival for Sasuke-kun's love! I will win Sasuke-kun's heart!

Naruto sighs and says, "Fine…well, I like ramen, I never give up, and well, I don't listen to my authority figures…and that includes you, Sasuke, tebayo."

Sasuke rolls his eyes, muttering, "So, do you choose to be the biggest bakka in the world?"

Naruto grabs Sasuke by the collar and shouts, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU—" Dammit, Naruto! If you get one scratch on Sasuke-kun…

"No foul language, Naruto," Kakashi says politely.

Naruto growls and glares at Sasuke. He turns around to go sit on a desk. "What? Are you all bark and no bite, fox-butt?" Sasuke mocks.

Naruto cringes at the sound of the name he was given by one of Orochimaru's subordinates. When was this?

Naruto swivels around and punches Sasuke in the face. "Don't you know I LOATH that name, tebayo! And if you ever call me that again, tebayo—I'll…I'll…I'll murder you!" You BETTER not!

Sasuke spits blood onto the floor and says, "I'd like to see you try." Sasuke looks into Naruto's eyes, daring him to fight him.

"Sorry, Sasuke; no matter how much you want to fight Naruto, you can't. Plus, look at the position you're in; if you fight him, you're dead," Kakashi points out.

"What do you mean by 'fight,' aru?" asks Ku Fei, dying to see a good fight. Who cares…Sasuke-kun's SO hot…

"Don't they fight like a couple?" asks Konoka. Whoa! Wait, back up! Couple? Sasuke-kun is NOT gay! He's just…he's very shy. Especially when it comes to how much my body is maturing…

"Wait…" Kotarou says, "Isn't she the one without a chest?" Nodoka nods and continues.

There is NO WAY my Sasuke-kun is in love with NARUTO! Everyone stares at her, jaws ajar. After about five seconds, in which time, everyone is grasping what Konoka has just said, and instantly, all eyes are on Naruto and Sasuke.

Sasuke and Naruto stare at each other, in a trance for a while. They are awakened from this trance when Konoemon says, "Well, I guess that's a possibility, but I doubt that Naruto would go along with it." Sasuke-kun is NOT gay!

Everyone's gaze changes from Naruto and Sasuke to the old man standing in the doorway. Sasuke recognizes him and shouts, "WHAT THE FUCK! You were just defending me about NOT being gay! And now you go around telling people that I AM! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! WHAT. THE. FUCK." Stay on Sasuke-kun's side, dammit old man!

"Was I just defending you? Was I?" asks Konoemon in a mocking way.

"Yes, you were…" Sasuke says, a little annoyed by the way he said that.

"I did? Really? Oh, this old man must've forgotten, oh well, no harm done," happily states Konoemon.

"Now, um…how about you guys introducing yourselves properly, and NOT by Haruna's ways," states Negi with a slight nervous smile covering his lips.

"Fine," Sasuke says, still annoyed by the old man still standing in the doorway. He and almost all the other ninja get out of their ropes in seconds; the only one who didn't is Sakura. Dammit! I'm looking stupid in front of Sasuke-kun! WAAH!Ino rolls her eyes and unties the struggling pink-haired dumbass. Stupid Ino-pig… Sasuke looks out in the class of thirty girls, staring back at them nonchalantly.

All eight ninja stand silently, being watched by the class of around thirty. Kakashi looks at Temari, who happened to be standing next to him, and says, "Well, I guess you're first."

Temari looks up at him and nods, she looks at the mass of students before saying, "My name is Temari—" AND that's where I stop listening…now…time to zone out and imagine Sasuke-kun and I getting married…We'll have three children and two cats. That'll be the life.

"I guess it's me next," says Tenten. "Well, my name is Tenten—" Why isn't anyone talking? Weird…I can't wait for Sasuke-kun to talk. Maybe he'll actually open up…

Tenten stops talking when she hears, someone in the crowd say, "Why isn't anyone talking?" Tenten immediately goes to a corner and sulks about this.

"Okay! My name is Sakura Haruno; I'm currently going out with Sasuke—" This is the truth! Sakura is cut off by Kakashi saying, "No, YOU'RE NOT! Now, my name is Kakashi Hatake, I already told you a little about myself and I don't think that you need to know anything else about me! Now, Hinata, Ino, or Sasuke, you three decide amongst yourselves who will be going next, now." Stupid Sensei! I can't believe you cut me off! And told that lie! I am SO going out with Sasuke-kun right now! …Well…he doesn't know it…but, we can make due.

Ino looks at Sasuke and Hinata who were both looking away, not wanting to go. She says, "Fine, I'm Ino Yamanaka, and I highly doubt I'm staying here long so I'm just going to tell you my name." Ino-pig…I can't believe you said nothing about Sasuke-kun! That's unforgivable. But…that gives me a better chance! Yay! I love being a bitch!

Sasuke looks at Hinata expecting her to go. Well, actually, his look is more of a glare; she cowers under it and then says, "Um…my name is…Hinata Hyuuga. Um, I look forward to um…studying with you," she bows. Sasuke sighs at her shyness and says, "Well, my name is Sasuke Uchiha. You don't really need to know anything about me." Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuun…

"Why not? We're supposed to be working with you for the next, what four years?" asks a confused Konoka. Sasuke scowls at her comment and chooses not to answer. Don't question Sasuke-kun! He knows exactly what he's doing!

"You know, it's not nice to ignore someone's questions," says an irritated Setsuna. DON'T PESTER SASUKE-KUN!

Sasuke mutters an inaudible reply. Setsuna has a feeling that she did NOT want to know what he had just said to her. That'll teach you!

Negi looks at his class and then says, "Well, since we're all acquainted now, how about you guys take your seats so I can begin the lesson?"

"That would be great, but we have utterly no idea where we are sitting…" says Temari nonchalantly. I bet I'm sitting next to Sasuke-kun!

Negi freaks out and shouts agitatedly, "AH! I AM VERY SORRY!" Negi picks up the now wet seating chart and points out where everyone is sitting. He also allows Kakashi to sit in his seat, for he will not be using it for this lesson. Why am I not next to Sasuke-kun! Well…at least I'm closer than Ino-pig!

Negi begins another boring lecture about the book the class was supposed to read but the only ones who did were the library trio. At this, the students nearest the new ones are now taking it upon themselves to formally introduce themselves to their new classmates.

Sakura glares at Ino. I can't believe Tsunade-sama asked Ino-PIG to come on this mission with us…what good is she! What is this mission anyway…?

Naruto blindly follows what he asks and raises his hand. Oh what does this bakka want now?

Negi, believing that Naruto has a question relating to the lecture says, "Yes, Naruto?"

"Okay! Can we have class outside, because I don't really work well in closed spaces. I need to run around, you know, be active," says Naruto. That's the DUMBEST…wait…I could get to Sasuke-kun!

Completely caught off guard by that question, Negi agrees and everyone leaves to go outside. SWEET! Sasuke-kun, here I come!

Once outside, the ninjas from another land stand in the back, leaning on the rope that surrounds the world tree. Suddenly, Ino pulls Sakura away and they run off to go find places to trap Sasuke within the school boundaries.

Nodoka sighs, "She's done."

"She's a bitch…" Paru simply states before saying, "Who's next, the blonde chick?"

Nodoka nods and flips to Ino's page. She frowns and flips through her pages. "They're…pretty much the same as Sakura's. Right down to the part about imagining how hot Sasuke is…"

"He must be pretty popular over in their place," Setsuna says, still annoyed at how he had insulted her in class that morning.

Paru frowns. "Are all the girls from wherever they came from this bitchy?" She shouts in annoyance.

Nodoka sighs and turns to the next section. "Apparently not, Paru-chan."

"Hm? What are you talking about?"

"This person named Tenten is a girl and is not bitchy because all she's thinking about is 'Why does nobody notice me?' Over and over again. God! This takes up like…thirteen pages!" Nodoka flips through the pages, feeling more and more confused. "This certainly is an odd assortment of transfers…"

Everyone in the room nods in agreement.

NOTE: FINISHED! Sorry about the LATE update…I had other stuff to do. Who should I have next? Temari or Hinata? Review to tell me!