Alfred: Where is Shinigami-cat?

NekoNekoRamenchan: She's hanging out in torture room eighty eight. It has high ceilings.

Ivan: Why is she so upset da?

slasher360: She kissed Lovino in the last chapter and the one before that. She hate's Lovino therefore she feels both disgusted at herself and the world. She'll be fine in a few years.

Lovino: … Can't help but feel a little responsible for that…

Yao: You are responsible aru.

Feliciano: The first review is from Cinth (

aaw, shinigami-cat, don't be that way :(

Crackling is heard as speakers switch on and a wall is replaced with a flat screen TV. It turns on and Shinigami-cat's face appears. She is sitting in front of a huge control panel and just looks miserabul.

Shinigami-cat: Can't be helped.

Alfred: DUDE THAT IS SO COOL! XD

NekoNekoRamenchan: So that still works? I guess you're just going watch and listen from there?

Shinigami-cat: Yes…

Feliciano: Ve. What do the buttons do?

Shinigami-cat: These buttons? They just control everything in the house and activate trap and such… But it's stupid… I never get to use them anyway…

to cheer you up, I will dare some PruCan, ok? ^^

Shinigami-cat: Sigh… sounds better than nothing…

Slasher360: Don't be a bitch.

1 - Mattie and Gilbert, a french kiss to cheer shinigami-cat up ^^

Matthew: Sweet maple…

Gilbert: For the win XD

Alfred, Arthur, Francis and Ivan: (Give Gilbert a death glair)

Gilbert: You four can sick mu five meters of awesomeness… No wait only Mattie can do that ;D

Alfred, Arthur, Francis and Ivan: (Currently being restrained by Ludwig, Berwald, Vash and slasher360)

Gilbert pulled Matthew close to his body and embraced him in a sweet kiss. But just before Gilbert and Mattie French it up Gilbert collapses to the ground… unconscious. Everyone turns to se Shinigami-cat standing in the doorway. A cup of water in one hand and a tranquilizer gun in the other.

Shinigami-cat: What? I don't feel like watching those two make out today.

NekoNekoRamenchan: YOU REALLY ARE DEPRESSED AREN'T YOU?

Matthew: Will Gilbert be okay?

slasher360: He'll be fine in ten minutes… Are you going to stay here now Shinigami-cat?

Shinigami-cat: May as well.

2 - Arthur, tell us who you prefer: Alfred or Francis (you HAVE to choose one)

Alfred: Who is it Arthur?

Francis: Yes who?

Arthur: Honestly… I guess I would have to say… And I mean this in a totally none love kind of way… I have no romantic feelings for what so ever… Alfred, because he's not a bloody pervert.

Alfred: (Glomps Arthur) I knew it!

Arthur: GET OFF ME YOU GIT!

Francis: I know you are lying Arthur.

3 - Ludwig, I dare you to hug shinigami-cat, if she is still emo :3

Shinigami-cat: (Smashes a random beer bottle and points it at Ludwig) Hug me and I swear I'll use this to cut off your balls.

slasher360: Come one Shinigami-cat… Just this once?

Shinigami-cat: … Fine… Hug?

Ludwig: (Hugs Shinigami-cat)

that's it, I have no exciting exit :(

byebye~

Everyone: Bye

ps.: Artie, Mattie, I still love you *o* (I have to say that in all my reviews, I don't know when I'm going to have the chance to talk with them again)

Matthew: Okay… that's nice I guess…

Arthur: Just don't stalk me…

Antonio: The next one is from inmybasement

Ok, here's a dare~ I dare Austria to put on a maid dress and come to my basement for a while ;D mmm... Maid Austria... XD

Shinigami-cat: (Pulls out skimpy maid out fit and hands it to Roderich) Put it on or go back in with the rabid bears.

Roderich: Fine… (Puts on maid's dress and NekoNekoRamenchan pushes him into a box and sends him off to inmybasement)

here's another~ I dare Canada to be seme for once... Seriously, seme Canada is sexy!

Matthew: I am seme… sometimes… When Gilbert lets me…

slasher360: Dude Gilbert has you whipped.

ANY-HOOZEL, I must go.. Off into the sunset... *skips merrily away in a field of flowers*

Ivan: Oh they are sunflowers ^_^

Tino: The next one is from IzzyPyro (

Hullo everyone, remember me~?

Everyone: Yep

Shinigami-cat and Lovino: YOU MADE ME KISS THAT THING!

1. France, cheer Shinigami-Cat up!

Francis: But of course I will! I shall spread the love around ;D

Shinigami-cat: Fucking touch me and I will tie you down to a table, rip your nails out, hammer nails into the joints in your hands and make you eat your own balls before I make you eat your own guts and crush your skull in a clamp.

Francis: O.O

NekoNekoRamenchan: She just pulled a 'Johnny the Homicidal Maniac' on us.

2. Romano, Sit on Germany's lap for the whole chapter :)

Lovino: NOOOOOOOOO!

Shinigami-cat: Fucking do it or I'll kill you in a very terrible way.

Lovino: … At least the chapter is almost over… (Reluctantly he sits in Ludwig's lap. Both of them are uncomfortable with this)

3. England, you get 5 minutes to rant about anything you want!

Arthur: I'm a gentleman I don't rant.

Alfred: Your cooking tastes like shit.

Arthur: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Five minutes later

Arthur: BLOODY CIVIL WAR!

Alfred: I thought you had gotten over that!

slasher360: The dare is over…

Au Revoir~

* The roof explodes and I fly off into the distance on a rocket-snake *

Shinigami-cat: GIVE ME BACK MY ROCKET SNAKE!

NekoNekoRamenchan: Well that was it this time. Please review and post your dares ^_^