Thank you to DG and Crew for your character idea.

Dear SiriousB1,

I met this one guy once and he saved my sister from this weird mask thing at a construction site around our home. My sister says that he is mean and all, but he seemed really caring. In addition to being saved, she is always going away down a well or something and goes on adventures. I seriously think that she and he are, you know, hitting all the bases. My sister is only in high school! What if she gets AIDS? What if she gets pregnant? What should I do?

Closed,
Worried Younger Sibling

Dear Sibling,

Perhaps you should sit down and talk with your sister. I honestly don't think that she is sleeping around with this dude…yet, anyway. However, I think that there is a monk that you might want to warn her about…

Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Meow the Chibi Neko for your character and question.

Dear SiriousB1,

My mistress Sango's brother is trying to kill her. And she has a crush on one guy, but he's a hentai. What should she do?

Signed,
Kirara

Dear Kirara,

Tell your master to stay away from her brother. That should keep him from killing her; even though it may be stressful staying away from family, it'll probably be better for her health in the long run. If he follows, make her change her name, cut and dye her hair, get some fake glasses or colored contact lenses and change her wardrobe. Who cares if she has a crush on a hentai? I daresay that having a hentai as a lover should make the experience all the more memorable. Heh, heh, heh.

Sincerely,
SiriousB1

P.S.
Why do I get all these weird letters from anime animal sidekicks that aren't supposed to be able to talk? And why are half of them cats!?