A random parody of the Walking Dead and the reality TV show 'The Real World.' This is purely for humor and enjoyment and not to be taken seriously. I hope you like the song.

I do not own the 'Walking Dead' or the 'Real World'.

Dixon Girls

The overhead camera feeds check on the housemates scattered throughout different rooms, before focusing in on a particular interaction between Michonne and Daryl. As Michonne finished yet another sit up, she finally looked up to see one of the Dixon brothers looking down at her toned physique.

"Hey Chonne, meet me in mah room later, got som'thing for yah."

The camera zooms in on Michonne's reaction. With a sly nod, Michonne continues her daily sit ups with the younger Dixon fresh on her mind.

Later that day, Michonne is seen entering Daryl's room as the hidden cameras catch their every interaction.

"So... what you got to show me?" She says in the most flirtatious manor.

Daryl smiles at her and requests that she close her eyes and hold out her hands. Michonne looks at him with skepticism but then decided to comply. He places the familiar feel of cool steel along her hands and she opens her eyes seeing her sword.

"I got your sword back while the cameras weren't filmin'."

Michonne smiles, her expression says she's nothing short of touched by the sweet gesture. "You really didn't have to do this."

"I just wanted to do something nice for yer."

Michonne leans her sword against a wall and wraps her arms around Daryl. Daryl smiles bringing his arms around her but stops as he's leaning in for a kiss seeing the lens of a camera starring into his room. "Aw hell naw, we aint makin' no porno for y'all." Daryl walks towards the camera and shoves it back before slamming the door shut.

A few minuets prior to the sweet interaction between Daryl and Michonne, Andrea is feeling a bit down about her lack of action in the house. She walks through the halls, trying to spy on her best friend Michonne.

"I wonder why she keeps going into Daryl's room?"

Andrea questions out loud as Merle walks by.

"What chu talkin bout woman, you sayin my baby bro hookin' up with that crazy-I mean Michonne?" Merle takes a moment then sleazily inserts his next question. "How come we never hooked up-"

"Hm, maybe because you're a sexist, racist and apparently homophobic pervert."

"I'm a simple man lady, don't be usin' all them big words on me now... "

With a roll of her eyes, the camera man catches her walking away and Merle looking down at his bayonet.

"Sorry lil Merle, but I gotta go solo on this one."

Lather that day, Merle is seen outside in Rick's garden before he is chased out by Rick with a rake. Merle is hiding something behind his back as he looks around for something in Rick's room, before he is also chased out again by said man.

"Dammit Rick, if you weren't keepin' all the good beep to yourself, I wouldn't have to keep taking your beep from yah."

The camera later that day shows Merle stopping Andrea in the hallway and showing her his bayonet-less arm, which is now decorated with flowers and tape.

She playfully pushes him away before she lays a kiss on his cheek and leads him into her bedroom.

Merle's confessional. "It seems like these ladies are fixin' for some Dixon!" Merle laughs after he gestures towards his groin.

At the end of the day Andrea is sitting in her room blankly starring at the wall as Michonne comes in and sits down beside her with a contemplative stare. " think I did something bad." Andrea admits.

"I think I did too." Michonne sighs.

"What did you do?"

"Caught feelings for Daryl."

"I slept with Merle."

"You win."

Daryl's confessional. "Beth asked us to come down to the living room tonight to hear one of her songs. Better not be some stupid crap 'bout friendship or I'm outta there."

Beth looks into the camera then back at the group before smiling and producing a piece of paper while clearing her throat.

"I wrote a special song about everyone in the house, this will lighten the mood and get everyone closer together."

"A-hem."

Beth taps her foot on the ground in a country melody to add to her singing.

"Michonne, Michonne forever alone, with nothing but her blade by her side-"

Michonne gawks back a Beth before hearing some chuckles form Merle.

"But then in Daryl's room, her sex drive just went boom, and she takes that little Dixon for a ride."

Daryl smirked at Michonne before she looked for an exit away from this situation.

"He gave that poor girl fleas, nearly had her on her knees- I guess Dixon blood makes the girls here go insane..."

"Andrea shouting in Merle's room, as he got hit by her monsoon, I know that I will never be the same."

"All that shoutin and that gruntin, it was like he's booty hunting, because he found himself a nice little blonde ride!"

Andrea face burned red before she looked around for a gun.

"When Rick's not lookin' for walkers, he turns into a stalker, and follows Morgan right into his room-"

"And Shane is such a pain, his ideas stupid and insane, because they always fail to bring Rick to his doom."

"And when it come to the rest, me and my daddy are the best, because we are wise, helpful, considerate and kind!"

"Ok Beth, that's enough! Isn't my daughter so talented?" Hershel shooed his daughter away before she smiled and bowed towards the group.

Michonne got up before muttering that she needed a drink and left.

Merle intended to clap before stopping and smirking towards his brother.

"That girl's got some talent, got y'all all down to a 'T'."