"Sorry I'm really just writing transitional filler, anyone else enjoy picking on Tamaki as much as I do? And I love Kyoya bribing! Bribe me! Bribe me!" In walks Kyoya, "Bribe me to bribe you." whisper whisper. "Bribe accepted." "So bribe me to make that bribe happen." "I'll take off my shirt." "Loving Sigh, he knows my weakness."

Chapter 7

"Eh why would I want that?" "What do you mean?" "Haruhi's a dude and I don't care for dancing." "Don't speak so poorly of my daughter!" "Why do you keep saying that?" "It's because I'm a girl," Haruhi said."... What?"

"Haruhi why did you tell him?" asked the twins. "Well he's part of the host club so i might as well, besides if he didn't find out now it would only be a matter of time before all these 'moe' events end up to him walking in on me changing after some plot divice ruins my uniform." Kyoya nodded approvingly, "She's right. There does seem to be a pattern."

"So now that you know Haruhi's a girl you gonna get into that dual with Tamaki?" asked Hikaru. "Yeah sure I'll bust his chops and win." "Bust his what?" asked Kaoru. "Haruhi being a girl doesn't really interest me but Tamaki if I win I'll get a few months free check out!" "Grrrr you get three free visits if you win! And If I do?" "I'll put Haruhi in the cutest girl cosplay for the Halloween party." "Dont I get a say in this?" asked Haruhi. "No, you owe us money," said Kyoya writing on his clip board. "Rich Bastard..."

The next day

These Fan Girls all have a combined IQ of 6, which means yaoi, nudity, or my specialty, STORY TELLING! I chose, from reneges collection, the most girly, gooey, mindless love story! The girls listened intently totally hooked on this plot of Swiss cheese. I gazed off out the window with my mysterious glazed eyes.

they asked what's wrong, "It's just... I think I would like to go on an adventure like in these books." I made a face and started blushing madly like I was bringing myself back to reality, "But of course Id take you along if I ever got the chance, after all, every hero needs his princesses." Renge eyed me, but I pretended not to notice. The swooned a little and I made a sexy reference to the story.

"Ladies don't you think it's a little hot in hear? I know it's cold out there but the heating here might be a little too good... Or maybe, te really hot one is the king?" they squealed. "Oh but keep this our little secret k?" I winked at them. "Let's see I really don't want to leave you ladies to adjust the temp so..." I loosened by neck tie and took off my jacket in the glow of their filthy minds. "AHHHHHH!" they squealed. I flashed my eyes at Tamaki, his usual prince act is nothing compared to my master plan!

I had it all figured out, I took all the shojo Heros from renge's books, took Tamaki's tips, and stole a little something from the twins only I used it on Tamaki. His mistaking me for a homosexual will be the biggest mistake of his life! 'You know you're not helping right?' "Kishi! Where have you been this whole chapter?" 'Hey what about the fan girls?' "Oh they took it amongst themselves to learn how to read and are crowding around that crappy book I was reading." 'Dude, I'm really questioning your methods.' "What why?" 'I have foreseen the outcome of this charade!' "Oh yeah? And what's that?" 'Tamaki pulls out the big guns." 'Oh please, Tamaki is a nut job, what on earth could he-"

Soft keys started to play a

Romantic melody, "I dedicate this song to every lovely lady out there today at the host club." HE PLAYS! WELL! 'Dude, episode 6?' "It slipped my mind..." the white piano was covered in red roses and he wasnt wearing his uniform, a white tux I didn't even notice him put on! A tux! I should have realized! Nothing catches a woman's eye like being a well dressed man playing a rose covered freaking piano!

He finished it with the most charming smile, "Bastard..." 'Hahahaha! You're screwed! Let's practice your social skills shall we? Can't whore around forever hahaha!' This really sucks, well I really don't loose anything, accept I have to freaking go to that party! "Hmm what should we dress Haruhi as?" 'Woah We?' "You didn't help in the contest so you have to help me now." 'Thats some twisted logic you got there?' "whatever... It can't be to girly... Unless..."

"RENGE!" she danced over, "Yeah? What is it Shoseki?" "Well it's fairly obvious I lost this round so I need a favor..." "And what's in it for me?" "You can get moe pics of Haruhi." "I'm in! What do ya need?" a sinister grin came across my face, "He wants cute? I'll give him cute, I'll give him cite like no one has ever seen!" "Shoseki?" "Hm what?" "You're talking to yourself again?" "Woops!"