"Latest news for the Pokemon Isshu News Station. We have just gotten word that all of Route 1 has mysteriously been destroyed by a gigantic explosion. We currently do not know who is responsible for this shocking outrage, but we can confirm that not only is there odd green smoke about, but it smells of a strong, sulfur like component. Nearly any Pokemon residing in the area have been noted of recently disappearing. More news at 11:00," The newscaster on the huge, high definition wide screen television set within the living room of Professor Araragi's home announced, standing in front of what used to be the beautiful, scenic Route 1, now completely devastated.
Professor Araragi was in utter shock as she held her cup of tea, shocked by the news of what has happened to Route 1. "Oh dear gracious... I hope those four trainers made it through the route okay..." She then closed her eyes as she thought to herself, "Especially poor Belle... I can't fathom what would happen to her if she got involved in something chaotic like that..."
Belle was walking to Karakusa Town with Iris after catching the purple, female Choroneko, which was now hers. Belle chimed cheerfully as she swerved her hips, letting out poots in rhythm as she giggled with every toot. Iris sighed as she shrugged, closing her eyes and shaking her head. Kibago was still carrying a heavily wounded Mijumaru, who was literally left speechless.
"I gotta say, Belle. You get crap done when you want it done," Iris stated as she wagged her right index finger, chuckling.
Belle giggled as she wrapped her arms around her head, letting out a raunchy fart. "Thanks! It was just my big butt that did all the work, though." She continued giggling as she let out several more loud farts.
Kibago noticed the incoming trees falling down, and luckily h was fast enough to avoid being crushed by them. Mijumaru blinked several times as he sighed of relief, glad that he wasn't knocked out by a tree for once.
"Yeah, but that butt of yours has more power than anything I've ever seen before. It's quite the secret weapon." Iris admitted as she was still amazed by how powerful Belle's faring was.
Belle blinked several times as she dropped her arms, clueless as to what Iris stated. "Secret... weapon...?" She tilted her head to the right cutely as she farted in confusion.
Iris chuckled as he raised her left hand by her mouth, remarking, "You'll get it soon enough when you stop being an air head..." She opened her eyes, widening her arms as she proclaimed, "Well, we're finally here!"
Iris and Belle were right at the entrance to the pleasant, surprisingly much bigger in real life Karakusa Town. Iris was thankful to have reached there, but Belle was overjoyed, as her loud farts can reveal.
Belle gasped as she clamped her hands together, her eyes sparkling as she took in the sights of the entire town. "Wow, looks great! It's bigger than I thought it would be!"
Iris stuck her tongue out as she knocked on Belle's head twice. "Well duh, bimbo. The towns look small because of the maps drawn the way they are." Iris then snapped her fingers and pointed at the Pokemon Center nearby, grabbing Belle by the arm and dragging her towards it. "Come on, I'll give you the tour."
"Do... we need a tour?' Belle asked as she pooted while being dragged, with Kibago following behind while still holding Mijumaru.
iris muttered quietly under her breath, "For a farting air blonde head like you, a tour around here is pracitcally perfect..."
