Okay AliceC1 has won my competition but you didn't leave your name!! Everyone better luck next time!! I promise you will find out what the mystery vision was this chapter.
Disclaimer- I own Bunny!!! =) Zoe stop complaining you don't have a chapter for you all the ones without anyones name on our yours =) cos you gave me ideas!!
last chapter-EPOV
Then as if on cue Jasper walked through the door. Followed by a worried looking Carlisle. I tried to hint to Alice about the vision but her and Jazz were already making out in the corner of the room.
"what's that smell?" Carlisle asked warily as if he didn't know.
"well it's a vampire squirrel!!" Emmett announced.
Carlisle screamed!
chaos
BPOV
oh my god, this is crazy Carlisle is in the corner screaming, so loud it hurts my ears. But on the bright side I broke jasper and Alice apart. Bunny is going mad, apparently (Emmett did an experiment,) bunny her twice as loud as human Vampires!! Who knew Emmett was so clever!!
then as if things couldn't get any worse the phone rang! But I didn't pick it up one, it's not my house and two who could hear with Carlisle screaming "AHHHH A SQUIRREL, A SQUIRREL" then Emmett shouting back "NO A VAMPIRE SQUIRREL!! GET IT RIGHT" then Carlisle screaming "AHHHH A SQUIRREL, A SQUIRREL" over and over again in the background.
What the hell am I marring into!
RPOV
okay this family need a councillor or something, not that we could go, imagine it.
Councillor- what do you thing could be the problem?
Carlisle- well you see we are vampires and things can get a little crazy you know, we have Bella, she's human, and Edwards wedding and then there's the were wolfs that live next door!
I had to laugh at myself. Then I heard the door go. Jasper and Carlisle must finally be home since Emmett kidnapped Bella today. I wonder what he did to her so me and Alice could plan the hen party in Vegas, we are staying at the encore, only the best, in the penthouse suite and we have got VIP everything there in no way on earth I will do anything LIP (less important person).
Then out of nowhere I heard Carlisle scream. Wtf?? I ran downstairs vamp. Speed. What's going on now Emmett and Carlisle were screaming at each other, poor Bella if I didn't hate her I may feel sorry for her. Just wait for what I planned for Vegas. MWHAHAHAHA. Right, right back to the hell hole. Okay well the phone is ringing and the boys are still screaming Edward and Alice and Esme are having a calm conversation about Alice's vision and Bella looks worried.
"so what you talking bout?" I asked
" well if you watch you will see Alice's vision"Then they say one after the other
"5"
"4"
"3"
"2"
"1"
alright thats hilarious Carlisle is standing on a chair hopping around and screaming, Bunny after being with me and Alice all day can scents his fear and decides to jump on Carlisle's head he has now fallen off the chair and is spinning around on the floor with a squirrel biting him. God thats funny we are all watching and laughing now. Until jasper gets bored and hypes us up more Emmett goes over to his ihome and puts Greenday's "know your enemy on full blast. Then the phone rings again Emmett picks it up.
EMPOV
"HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted
"um... hello this is Dr. green from the hospital. Is Carlisle there."
"he is but he is chasing pet squirrel with a broom at the moment and can't speak, oh no now he is running from him. Oh now he is chasing-"
"i get it can you...ER get him to call me back!"
"okie dokie, oh and beware of vampire chicken there are on the lose!" he then hung up on me.
As I put the phone down it rand again. It was Charlie. "Bella your dad's on the phone"
BPOV
"hello?"
"BELLA I COMEHOME FROM WORK AND THERES A HOLE IN THE WALL WHAT DID YOU DO?" wow he's angry.
"well Emmett er..reversed his jeep into the wall and it made a hole in the wall."
" I BET THIS WAS EDWARDS FALUT, HE WILL FIX IT PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!! NOW!!"I didn't hesitate I lobbed the phone at Edward which of course he caught he had it to his ear in a second. I went to the window with the rest of the family, Carlisle was still running round the garden screaming. Then there was a knock on the door I went to answer it.
"Hey Bella" Jacob what was he doing here
"Jake aren't you meant to be sulking somewhere in south Canada?"
"it was chilly so I came back any ways how are you and when are we going?"
"Going where your hen party picnic of course it's a werewolf tradition, first we eat, then we do make up and then we go shopping, come on it will be totally awesome!!" oh god Wtf?? quick thing fast
"sorry Jake I can't I …. have to go buy some vampire fish for Emmett!" what the hell was that I blame spending the day with Emmett.
"ahhhhhhh the stupid vamps," suddenly there were 12 werewolf in front of me!!
This is chaos!!
