Kenpachi x Yachiru
"Who the hell sent Yachiru a valentine?!" the tall giant captain of squad eleven bellowed throughout his division.
"Ah come on Ken-chan", Yachiru pleaded with her angry father of a captain. "I think its sweet", she smiled.
It was already bad enough when she got her period and now boys were starting to notice his teenage lieutenant of a daughter and now he had to fight the little perverts off.
"I don't care if you think it's sweet", he barked. "I'm the one who's now gonna have ta beat all the little bastards off ya", he griped.
"Ah come on Ken-chan", she begged him. "Please, don't kill him. At least not before I find out who my secret admirer is", she told him.
"Hells no", he said curtly. "I don't want some little punk going out with my little girl", he said.
"But Ken-chan", she whined. "I'm not a little girl any more", she cried.
"I don't care", he yelled. "You ain't dating and that's final", he told her.
"I hate you Ken-chan!" she screamed and ran out of the room.
"I think you were over reacting taicho", his fifth seat sauntered in.
"Che. I don't care. I don't want the brat dating", he growled.
"Ya know, you can't keep them away forever. The boys are gonna come and they won't stop until one of them has Yachiru as his girl", his third seat stated.
"Ikkaku does have a point taicho", Yumichika agreed.
"I know", he snapped. "But I'm her father and I wouldn't be doing my job right if I didn't at least scare half the little monsters off", he sighed.
"We understand how you feel taicho. Why Yachiru is like our little sister and we can't just stand by and watch some guy come in and date our Yachiru", Ikkaku said.
"Why Ikkaku, I didn't know you felt that way", Yumi swooned.
"Shutup", the bald shinigami blushed.
Kenpachi had to smile at the bald shinigami. He guessed he wasn't the only one who wanted to protect Yachiru from boys and dating. He was glad he wasn't the only one who felt the need to protect her.
"So here's the plan", Kenpachi said to the two officers. "I want you two to find out who this secret admirer is and once you do, pommel his ass", the spike haired captain ordered his third and fifth seat.
"Hai taicho", they both saluted and shunpo-ed off.
No good for nothing boy was going to date his daughter if he could help it.
Yachiru could sense two reiatsu following her and knew Kenpachi had sent Baldy and Feather Brow to follow her.
When would he learn, she wasn't a little girl anymore and that she could take care of herself and date.
Maybe she should try to get Ichigo to talk some sense into him. It seemed Strawberry was the only person Kenpachi would listen to reason.
"Strawberry", Yachiru banged on the thirteenth division's door.
(Ichigo is now the captain of squad thirteen. Jyuushiro retired. This is from an idea in another one of my fanfics)
"Hold on a minute", a voice called from the other side of the door. "Oi Yachiru", the orange haired captain smiled at the pink haired lieutenant.
"Ichi, I need to talk to you", she brushed right past him and sat down in his chair.
"No, I wasn't doing anything important. Please, come right on in, make your self right at home", he sighed sarcastically.
"Ken-chan's all mad because some guy gave me a love note for Valentine's", she cried to the squad thirteen captain.
"I see", he squatted beside her. "But you have to understand, Kenpachi sees you as his little girl, his only daughter, and having a boy date his little girl scares the hell out of him", Ichigo explained to her.
"Why?" she asked, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Because, he's afraid you'll get hurt or he'll lose you forever", he answered. "Because no one is good enough for his little girl", he added hoping she understood.
"Okay", she smiled up at the orange haired shinigami and hugged his neck. "Thank you Strawberry-taicho".
"You're welcome Pixie-fukutaicho", he hugged her back. "Now run along and play", he shoved her off.
"Okay", she chirped and shunpo-ed off.
"You two can come out now", Ichigo called to the two shinigami tailing Yachiru.
"How'd ya know we were here?" Ikkaku asked.
"Because I know Kenpachi", he answered. "So, do you two know who gave her the love letter?" he asked the two shinigami from squad eleven.
"Uh . . . no, should we?" Yumichika asked.
"It was Kaien", Ichigo answered them. "He wanted to tell Yachiru how much he liked her, but Kyo was the one who wrote the note. So, the reason I called you two down here is so I can tell you two to keep this thing quiet and away from Kenpachi", Ichigo glared at Yumichika.
(Kaien and Kyo are Ichigo's and Rukia's twin boys. They are about six years younger than her but very mature for their age. Just in case you were wondering)
"Why are you glaring at me?" he looked surprised.
"Because you have the biggest mouth in all of Soul Society", Ikkaku answered for him.
"Exactly", Ichigo agreed. "But if either of you let this slip, I'll kick your asses to kingdom come", Ichigo death glared them cracking his knuckles.
"And I thought Kenpachi was scary", Ikkaku whispered to Yumichika.
"Yeah", Yumichika gulped.
"Now get", he barked at the two.
"Yes sir", they saluted and scurried away.
"Yachiru", Kenpachi stepped onto the roof of his division.
"Over here Ken-chan", she waved him over.
"Look Yachiru", he said as he sat down beside her. "I'm sorry about yelling at you earlier but I'm just not ready for you to date", he admitted.
"I know Ken-chan", she smiled at him. "Sake?"
"So, you're not mad?" he looked puzzlingly at her.
"I was but Ichi explained to me why you were so mad", she answered him.
"Oh he did, did he?"
"Yep. And I promise Ken-chan, I won't let any boy come between us, as long as you don't let your girlfriend get in the way as well", she eyed him suspiciously.
"What girlfriend? I have no idea what you're talking about", he sweat dropped pouring them both a cup of sake.
"Un huh", she smirked. "I know you and Braid Lady-taicho have been secretly seeing each other.
"What?! That's crazy", he blushed and turned his head away from her.
"It's okay. I think you two make a cute couple. Just promise you won't let her come between you and me", she looked up at him.
"I promise", he hugged his daughter close to him. "Happy Valentine's Day Yachiru", he said to her.
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too Ken-chan", she said as they clanked cups and downed sake.
"More?" he asked her holding up the sake bottle.
"Sure", she nodded and he poured the sake and they stayed that way til they passed out drunk and Yumichika and Ikkaku had to get them down off the roof.
I know, I know, Valentine's is way over but I couldn't resist. I just love this pairing (as a father daughter couple) and had to do a chappie about them. So please review and tell me what you think.
