SariSpy56: Hi everyone to another hour in Widowmaker's Winter Wonderland. Now before we start, I would like to mention that on the 29th of December, it is Chris Nest's birthday.

Everyone: YAY!

SariSpy56: Now on the 29th day of December, we will give him the best birthday party ever right here in Widowmaker's Winter Wonderland!

Gunther: What about we do it in the House of Awesome?

SariSpy56: Brad's story is almost too impossible to be completed before Chris' birthday so I made alternative plans that we'll will be having a birthday here instead.

Helga: Sounds reasonable.

Honey: Speaking of the 29th day of December, we should sing the Twelve Days of Christmas but in our version.

SariSpy56: I like that. Hit it Bentley!

Bentley: On it!

Everyone: *On the 1st day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Kick: *An awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 2nd day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 3rd day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me..."

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...*

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Murray: YAY!

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 5th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: Where have I seen those rings before?

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Gordon: Get on with my pizza!

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.* BWA!

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 6th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Dukey: Now that's plain wrong.

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: I'm telling you, I've seen this somewhere before!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 7th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Kick: What the biscuits?

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: Now it's coming back to me!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 8th day of Chirstmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

January: *Eight teenagers caroling.*

Susan: Not happening!

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: I think I'm getting something!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 9th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

?: *Nine girls skateboarding!*

Everyone: What?

We turned around and see a twelve year old short haired brunette girl with a skateboard in her hand.

Chris: Have I seen you before? You're new to me.

?: I'm Kick's cousin Avery aka. Kyle's sister.

Everyone: WHAT?

Avery: I came here to join the party.

SariSpy56: Well that's reasonable. Now where were we?

Avery: We're on the 9th day of Christmas.

SariSpy56: Right. Let's try again.

Everyone: *On the 9th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Avery: *Nine girls skateboarding!*

Jackie: NO WAY!

January: *Eight teenagers caroling.*

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: Now my thoughs are all mixed up!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 10th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Johnny: *Ten pranks a pranking.*

Susan: That doesn't make sense.

Avery: *Nine girls skateboarding!*

January: *Eight teenagers caroling.*

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: Got it back again.

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 11th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Chris: *Eleven birthday presents.*

Sonic: Yeah, it's his birthday real soon.

Johnny: *Ten pranks a pranking.*

Avery: *Nine girls skateboarding!*

January: *Eight teenagers caroling.*

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: ARRGH! I knew it all along!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

Everyone: *On the 12th day of Christmas, SariSpy56 gave to me...*

Sonic: *Twelve bruises for Eggman.*

Eggman: HEY!

Chris: *Eleven birthday presents.*

Johnny: *Ten pranks a pranking.*

Avery: *Nine girls skateboarding!*

January: *Eight teenagers caroling.*

Kendall: *Seven teachers teaching.*

Dark Vegan: *Six planets destroyed.*

Cooper Gang: *FIVE ANCIENT RINGS!*

Carmelita: COOPER!

Hallow: *Four hot pizzas.*

Magnus: *Three brave Vikings.*

Gunther: *Two chicken wings.*

Kick: *And an awesome stunt at Dead Man's Drop.*

SariSpy56: Well that was entertaining, but now it's time for Harold to tell his story.

Avery: But before we do so, we would like to thank isanimes, KatieMusicLuvr177 and Massieluver1 for the awesome reviews.

Harold: Now sit back as I tell my tale.


How Dark Vegan Stole Christmas

It was Christmas Eve in the town of Mellowbrook. Every citizen, big and small are decorating their beloved town with colorful and wonderful Christmas decorations and hanging their beautiful Christmas trees in their houses. Everyone is happy and jolly about Christmas. They like it a lot.

Well all but one though.

In a little cave high up on the mountain not far away from the town lives a man in green armor. His name is Dark Vegan. Three decades ago, he was stranded in Earth with no possible ways to get back home on his home planet Vegandon. Because he was stranded, he hated almost every human in the world that he made contact with. But before I can tell you that story, I must tell you this story.

Dark Vegan, unlike the others, hated Christmas. But are there reasons why you may ask? Some might say that he cannot breathe well under his helmet while some say that his head isn't screwed I think I know the main reason why. If you pull out your x-ray glasses, you can see that Dark Vegan's heart is two sizes too small. Now whatever the reason, heart or helmet, he stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the humans. Staring down from his cave with a sour frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every human down in Mellowbrook beneath, was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"

Then he growled.

"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"

For tomorrow, he knew, all the human girls and boys would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the humans, young and old, would sit down to a feast. And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! They would feast on human-pudding, and rare human-roast beast. Which was something Dark Vegan couldn't stand in the least! And then they'd do something he liked least of all! Every human down in Mellowbrook, the tall and the small would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the humans would start singing! They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!

And the more Dark Vegan thought of this Christmas song, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing! Why, for three decades I've put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?"

And then he heard a noise coming from behind. His yellow dog Pluto had tripped himself and is covered in snow, most likely to resemble Santa Claus. Then upon seeing Pluto, Dark Vegan got an idea! An awful idea!

Dark Vegan got a wonderful, aweful idea.

"I know just what to do!" Dark Vegan laughed in his throat.

And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Vegan trick! With this coat and this hat, I look just like jollu ol' Saint Nick!"

*You're a mean one Dark Vegan
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Dark Vegan!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Dark Vegan!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Dark Vegan!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Dark Vegan!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Dark Vegan!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Dark Vegan!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Dark Vegan!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Dark Vegan!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Dark Vegan!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Dark Vegan!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Dark Vegan!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce! *

"Now all I need is a reindeer," said Dark Vegan.

Dark Vegan looked around. But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old man? No! Dark Vegan simply said, "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

So he called on Pluto who went scared and was about to hide until Dark Vegan grabbed him and made reindeer antlers on Pluto's head. A few minutes later, he builds a giant red sleigh and fills it with hundreds of empty sacks. Then he tied Pluto to the sleigh. Like a reindeer.

"Giddy up Ploto!" shouted Dark Vegan as Pluto pulls the sleigh with all his might to Mellowbrook.

Mellowbrook is now silent and quiet. Every human is asleep. It is the perfect time for Dark Vegan to steal Christmas. When the humans wake up tomorrow, they'll find Christmas gone and Dark Vegan will finally have peace and quiet.

He started off stealing Christmas at the Buttowski house. The only thing he remembered is that there is a family of five. What were the parents' names again? Oh yes. Harold and Honey. And their three children? Yes again. Brad, Kick and Brianna. But now, three decades later (or in this case the present time.) the family of five Buttowskis no longer live in this house. Instead, the house now belongs to a family of four that Dark Vegan can hardly recognize from memory.

But who cares about it. He has work to do.

So Dark Vegan took off all the pretty decorations, swipe all the presents and the feast and placed them all in giant sacks in the giant sleigh. The last thing he needs to do is steal the Christmas tree. He was about to make his getaway through the chimmey until he heard a little noise.

He quickly turns around and saw a young brunette girl in white jammies who is no more than 11 years old.

"Ho, ho, ho," said Dark Vegan while disguising as Santa. "What's your name little one?"

"Melissa Buttowski," said the girl. "But people call me Flame."

"My what a sweet name."

"But Santa. Why are you stealing our Christmas tree? Why? WHY?"

But, you know, Dark Vegan was so smart and so slick he thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my sweet little tot," Dark Vegan lied,

"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And it worked. Dark Vegan had fooled Flame Buttowski. And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed. And when Flame went to bed with her cup, Dark Vegan went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up! Not a hint or sight of Christmas in the house for all what's left is a little crub that cannot be seen by a mere mouse.

He did the same thing to all the other houses. Stealing Christmas from them before Christmas Day.

*You're a mean one Dark Vegan
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Dark Vegan!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Dark Vegan!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Dark Vegan!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Dark Vegan!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Dark Vegan!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Dark Vegan!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Dark Vegan!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Dark Vegan!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Dark Vegan!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Dark Vegan!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Dark Vegan!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce! *

It was quarter past dawn. All the humans, still a-bed, and all still asnooze. When he packed up his sled. Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of his cave, Dark Vegan rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!

"PoohPooh to the humans!" he was humming. "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the humans down in Mellowbrook will all cry BooHoo! That's a noise. That I simply MUST hear!"

So he paused. And Dark Vegan put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at Mellowbrook! Dark Vegan popped his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every human down in Mellowbrook, the tall and the small, was singing! Without any presents at all!

He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And Dark Vegan, with his Vegan-feet ice-cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so? It came with out ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!"

And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then Dark Vegan thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!"

And what happened then? Well…in Mellowbrookthey say, that Dark Vegan's small heart grew three sizes that day!

And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight. He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light, And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! And he himself, Dark Vegan carved the roast beast beside his dog Pluto and Flame Buttowski wearing her old-fashioned scarlet dress!


Harold: And they all lived happily ever after. The End.

SariSpy56: Wow. There's actually a lesson learned in this.

Harold: Why thank you. So I'm guessing I have to spin the roulette to see who's next am I right?

Chris: Yes.

So Harold spins the roulette which kept on spinning until it landed on a picture of KatieMusicLuvr177.

SariSpy56: KatieMusicLuvr177 is up.

KatieMusicLuvr177: Sweet. I call my story "The Hearts of Kendall and Daisy."

SariSpy56: Sweet but we need two reviews though.

Kick: And have a merry Buttowski Christmas!