Parody 7

Part Marijuana Juice'

Harry Potter was tired of getting stoned. He wanted to get drunk. So he told Hermione. "Harry are you a muggle?" She asked when he told her.

"No! I am so not!" Harry screamed.

"Alrighty then let's try to invent some Marijuana juice," Hermione sang happily.

So they got to work. They tried putting marijuana pills in beer. Harry did get drunk and started singing, "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE?"

But it wasn't marijuana juice.

So they tried blending up marijuana pills with some water in a blender. This made Hermione run around in circles singing, "I'M A LITTLE TEA CUP SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY TEA POT HERE IS MY SPOUT! Oh no I think I got the words wrong!"

Then they try drinking water. Nothing happens but they go around singing, "OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"

Eventually they try using the liquefy spell. It turns the marijuana pills into a liquid. Harry and Hermione shout, "Hurray! Marijuana Juice!"

They drink some and run around Hogwarts singing, "NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF PILLS ON THE WALL TAKE THEM DOWN WAVE YOUR WAND. NINETY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF PILLS ON THE WALL…"

This causes most of the school to join in even though they have no clue what's going on. This causes Professor McGonagall to join in singing at the top of her lungs. She was a bit old and often forgot the words but it was all good fun. Harry and Hermione start a business called 'Marijuana Juice- Marijuana Pills Favorite Drink'.

Everyone drinks Marijuana Juice and takes Marijuana pills.

"Hey Hermione," Harry said, "What happens when we get down to one bottle of pills on the wall?"

"Buy some more," She says. "I haven't lost my mind at all," She says while burning a huge stack of books.