50 ways to annoy a god, goddess and their kids.
...by nameless imperfections.
# 07.
...?
"Oh my gods!" A girl cried. "Guess what? That weird new goth chick is hanging out with the Stoll brothers!"
"Oh no!" Another cried. "Poor Katie. She totally had Connor on lock, what a bitch!"
"I know," the girl agreed. "Let's go tell Katie!"
Kaleigh blinked at the two girls running off to 'Katie'...whoever she was, then turned and walked off to where most of the campers resided. It was time for Kaleigh to do something productive!
She sighed poking Travis' and Connor's head with her foot. "Hey, let's go."
"Now?" Connor complained.
"Yes now," she muttered. "I want to get this crap over with before your girlfriend and friends come and try to do the whole 'oh my gawd, you bitch, you stole my boyfriend!' thing ugh. I can't handle that crap."
But sadly, IT WAS TOO LATE.
:U
Kaleigh was JUST about to approach Grover and (hopefully) drive him insane...until...
"Hi!" A girl said. "Do you want some candy?"
No, you're not my victim! Fuple you bootch!
"No thanks."
"Why not?" The girl asked, tearing up. "I knew it! Katie hates me!"
WHAT THE FUPLE IS UP WITH EVERYONE CALLING ME KATIE?
"…I didn't mean that…"
"Oh," The girl said, brightening up immediately. "So, do you want some Candy?"
"…You change moods too often, you know that?"
She looked at her innocently. "Is it bad?"
"…Yes," Kaleigh replied.
"Want some Candy?"
"I have a feeling you're out to, like, kill me or something," Kaleigh said. "I don't want Candy, I hate Candy."
The girl looked at Kaleigh with shock. "How could you hate it? EVERYONE in the world loves it!"
"Not me," Kaleigh sighed.
"If you don't eat this Candy I'll take your teddy bear and stab it's eyes out with scissors," the girl threatened with a large smile on her face.
"…Your moods really change too much and no, I do not have a teddy bear. Jeez, is this the threat that you've been using on everyone else lately?"
"I'll steal your hair extensions."
"I don't use hair extensions. Do I look like a person who would? Wait. Don't answer that."
"I'll destroy your photos."
"I didn't take any. Do I look photogenic? Don't answer that either."
"I'll spread glitter all over the place!"
"Have you ever heard of a vacuum before?"
"I'll stab you."
"...fine! I'll have a fupling piece of Candy, you creepy bootch!"
"Yay!"
So, Kaleigh took a bite of the Candy...
...and immediately spit it out. It tasted so bad that she rushed to the nearest garbage can to puke. When she couldn't find one she settled for Grover's head.
Oh, ew.
Eh, at least she bothered him. Even if it was disgusting and caused a chain-reaction of puking.
Ugh. Kaleigh thought wiping her mouth. What an unproductive day.
0h yeah. Bootch = Bitch, btw. :)
Review.
(or I'll stab you...hee hee. Kidding. I'm not that crazy girl who will soon have a name.)
But yeah. The reason why this one doesn't have a title is because Kaleigh, well, she didn't really do much. Eh.
