Chapter 7: ha-ha very funny

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"I can't get it to go up!" I yelled at Fred and George. I could only get the broom up high enough to lift my toes off the ground.

"You gotta lean back!" yelled gorge…or Fred…I can't tell the difference

"I am!" I yelled back.

"Lean back harder!" Fred yelled

I leaned back as far as I could before toppling over and hitting my head on the ground "aww…" I groaned.

"Not that far…" George chuckled leaning over me offering a hand and I gladly took it

"Are you sure this broom works?" I asked as I rubbed the back of my head.

"Yes" Fred said

"Positive" George added

They both had a big suspicious grin on there faces

"Are you sure?" I asked

"Okay…" Fred said

"Maybe…" George continued

"We gave you a fixed broom" Fred finished

"Guys!" I yelled "tryouts are tomorrow and I just wasted 2 hours flying 2 inches off the ground!" I crossed my arms

"Come on…" George began

"You have to admit…" Fred said

"It was pretty funny…" George finished

I face palmed and groaned "look…I think I should get a new teacher"

"Don't worry" Fred assured

"We'll get you ready for tryouts"

"Promise" Fred finished

"You said that before you gave me this crappy broom" I said adding extra emphasis on the before.

"We thought you would figure it out" George added

"HOW WAS I SUPOSE TO KNOW WHAT BROOM WORKS AND WHAT BROOM DOSEN'T WORK!" I screamed

"Whoa take it easy…" George said

"I was just a prank" Fred added

"I'm not laughing!" I snapped

"Were sorry…" George said

"We'll teach you how to fly a broom" Fred added

I sighed "alright"

"Alright then" George handed me a proper broom

"Now just mount it" Fred said

"Lean back" George said

"While pushing the head of the broom forward" Fred said

"Start out very slowly…" George said

"You know…" I said as I mounted the broom "it's really creepy the way you finish each other sentences…" I did as they said and the broom rose 2 feet off the ground "whoa"

"Good!" George said

"Now speed up!" Fred said

I sped up "hey this is easy!" the broom jerked a bit "whoa…" I said as I steadied the broom. Looks like I spoke to soon…

"Good!" Fred said as he appeared on his broom

"Now try and keep up with us!" they flew in a different direction and I followed through a series of twists and turns. Also passed a wooden ball back and forth (which they call quaffed) for about three hours we did this and…it was really fun.

Finally we landed "so do you think your ready now?" George asked

"I think…" I said uncertainly

"Are you kidding me?" Fred asked "your good enough to kick Angelina Johnson off the team!"

"Really?" I asked uncertain

"Really" they said at the same time

"Still…really creepy the talking at the same time thing." I smirked

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"Do you think you made the quidditch team?" harry asked as I sat down next to him, wow what happened to my hello?

"Hello and I hope so…although Angelina and Katie were really good" I said

"Angelina is really cocky…" he added

"I know! She told me not to even bother trying out" I sneered

"Well…if anything I hope you and Katie make it…" harry said

"Thank you…" I said as I laid out my stuff

"Listen to the idiot…" Ron seethed from the other side of the table "he's really laying it on thick isn't he?"

"Yea but, at least Hagrid didn't get fired" Harry said

"I hear Draco's father's furious…" Hermione added.

"For what? Ruining his robes? If Buckbeak had actually hit him there would be blood and I didn't see a speck of blood!" I complained

"She's got a point you know…" Ron added "I didn't see any blood either"

"Thank you Ron!" I happily thanked him

"We haven't heard the end of this though" Hermione added

"He's been sighted he's been sighted!" the boy who's name still escapes shouted.

"Who?" Ron asked sounding panicked

"Sirius black!" he answered. Oh no… everyone immediately gathered around the newspaper

"Dufftown?" Hermione exclaimed. Please let Dufftown be far away please let Dufftown be far away please let dufftown be far away plea- "that's not far from here" she finished

"Oh no…" I mumbled.

"You don't think he'd come to Hogwarts? Would he?" Nevil said pointing out the worst case scenario thank you Nevil now I have an unsettling feeling.

"With dementors at every entrance?" some boy asked. Oh thank god…I feel better now

"Dementors? He's already got past them once who said he won't do it again?" the boy whose name escapes me asked. Never mind I feel worse again.

"That's right" a boy said with an eerie hint in his voice "Sirius could be anywhere…it's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands."

I looked down at my father's face on the newspaper, he was screaming with crazed eyes and a crooked smile, I could swear it was looking at me…just waiting to came and kill me…oh no the unsettling feeling noooo! I heard a small noise from beside me...I looked over and a small letter had been dropped on my books, I looked up and saw forest flying out the window. I picked up the beige colored envelope and slid my finger across the top, tearing it open. I unfolded the small piece of paper…a permission slip to Hogsmeade, Sirius black was signed at the bottom. Oh god, oh god, oh god… I immediately picked up my books and sped walked out the door.

"Alyson!" I heard harry call "where are you going?"

Quick Alyson think of something! "I have to puke!" really, really? I had to say that? I'm pretty sure everyone heard me.

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"Now are you sure it was your owl that delivered it?" Dumbledore asked

"Y-Yes, yes, it was forest" I studderd biting my index finger viciously

"Well!" said the guy from the Ministry Of Magic "it's definitely Sirius black's writing"

"So! What does that mean?" I asked throwing my hands in the air.

"Well it seems…black is completely mad" he replied

"No dip!" I said with a bite I my voice.

"Calm down Alyson…" Dumbledore put a hand on my shoulder. The Ministry guy shot me a nasty look.

"It seems Black is trying to find his daughter" oh no! He's gonna kill me! "But he doesn't seem to remember he killed his only child…" he said as he flipped through some papers

"What?..." I breathed I'm not dead! I'm right here! I was about to tell him who I was but Dumbledore put his hand over my mouth

"Since you and his daughter share a name he must think you're his daughter…" he said raising his eyebrows asking me to play along.

"Well miss Knight…" the man began "I suggest you take extra care…there's no telling what black would do…" he put on his bowler hat "good day" he flicked his wand and as soon as he came he was gone.

"I'm dead!" I yelled. Great MORE surprises

"Alyson… there's something I didn't tell you…" he said "your suppose to be dead…we thought Sirius black killed you because…you and your mother were marked for death…"

"So… that's why I got my letter so late?...because you thought I was dead?" he nodded "any other life changing news?" I asked sarcastically

"Well…since your Hogsmeade form is signed…you can go to Hogsmeade…" Dumbledore said as he gave me the note.

"Thanks…won't people have a cow when they see who it signed by?" I asked.

He looked at me funny "my dear I don't think people will purchase a cow because your Sirius blacks daughter"

"What?...no it means to freak out" still…that funny look "muggle saying…"

He nodded still with that funny look then simply tapped the note muttering a charm or something. I raised an eyebrow. "What was that for?" I looked down to see the signature was changed to Cora Smith. I smiled "thanks"

"You should start heading off to Defense Against the dark arts." Dumbledore said as he turned around. I started off before he stopped me "oh and Alyson…congratulations on quidditch Tryouts" I turned around to see him smiling

"Thank you…" I turned around and headed down the stairs as soon as I got to the bottom I dropped my books "yes! Yes! Yes!" I clicked my heels together and started dancing right in the middle of the hallway

"Alyson?" I heard a voice. I stopped in mid moonwalk and turned around to see Parvati standing there "what…are you doing?" she said with a questionable look on her face.

"Oh…uh…"I rubbed the back of my neck embarrassed "I…made the Qudditch team and…I was celebrating…" I said meekly

"You made Quidditch!" she squealed then she hugged me "that's so great! I heard Katie was definitely on but…oh Angelina is going to be ticked! Oh were going to be late for divinitation" she said so fast it all sounded like one word then she dragged me towards Defense against the Dark Arts class.

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The giant wardrobe rattled as everyone stared at it with awe. "Intriguing isn't it?" Professor Lupin asked. "Would anyone like to venture a guess as to what is inside?"

"It's a boggart" said random kid 4279

"Very good Mr. Tomas" Professor Lupin praised. Meh I still like random kid 4279 "now can anyone tell me what a boggart looks like?" he asked

"No one knows" is…is that Hermione? Where was she this whole five minutes?

"When did she get here" Ron asked

"Boggarts are shape shifters. They take the shape of whatever the person fears the most that's what makes them…"

"So terrifying…yes luckily a very simple charm exists to repel a boggart…lets practice now without wands please, now repeat after me Ridicules!"

"Riddikulus!" the class repeated

"One more time!"

"Riddikulus!" we said again

"very good, now so much for the easy part you see the incantation is not enough" Lupin continued but I couldn't help but feel the glare from Angelina Johnson in the back of my head…wow I must have made her really mad. I felt a tap on my arm, it was harry

"I heard you made Quidditch" he whispered

"Yea…I'm so happy" I smiled

"I'm happy for you…Angelina is furious" Harry added

"Yea I can tell…she's glaring at me right now"

"…what really finishes a boggart is laughter uhh… Neville would you join me please?" Neville looked around nervously and walked up to Professor Lupin "hello. What frightens you most of all?" he asked simply

Neville mumbled something then Lupin asked him to say it louder "professor snape" he said louder

Everyone laughed including me, well…who isn't afraid of him?

"And I believe you live with your grandmother?" Lupin asked

"Yes, but I don't want that boggart to turn into her either" Neville exclaimed. Ahh poor Neville.

"No…I just want you to picture her clothes only her clothes"

"She…" he began to tell what she wore but Lupin stopped him then he whispered something to him. Neville looked at him like he was crazy but nodded. Lupin flicked his wand and the door opened and none other than professor snape popped out.

Neville looked absolutely petrified as Snape strode towards him.

"Think Neville think!" professor Lupin whispered to him

"riddikulus!" he yelled and Snape was wearing a dark green dress, with a red purse, a ferret scarf and a giant hat with a hawk on it I burst into laughter along with everyone else.

"Wonderful, wonderful Neville, incredible okay form a line!" everyone started scrambling around trying to form a line. I saw Malfoy shove a kind out of the way with his "hurt" arm, must not hurt that much if he can shove people out of the way with it. I got squished between people as we tried to form a line I ended up in font of harry.

Ron's fear was a spider he put roller skates on it. Parvati's fear was a snake she turned it into a clown. Then it was my turn

The boggart twisted and turned got bigger got smaller and all sorts of acrobatic moves until it formed into…that dang womping willow!

I made a quiet high pitched squeal sound. My knees buckled as its fist like branches swung around proudly…oh…gooshminflrmit!

"Stand your ground! Wand at the ready!" Lupin coached from the sidelines. I swallowed the lump in my throat and unsheathed my wand.

"Riddikulus!" I yelled just as one of the willows giant fist like branches were about to come down on me. It was wearing a hula skirt and a coconut bra and dancing around…odd but funny.

"Very good Alyson! Next!" I headed to the back of the line giving high fives to the line of people

Harry was up next and I stood off to the side to see what his worst fear is... suddenly my heart struck cold as ice that cloaked horrible figure…a dementor.

Harry looked fine actually; he seemed quite content until Lupin jumped in front of him….heck. Then the boggart turned into a moon.

"riddikkulus!" the boggart turned into a balloon and it flew amongst the crowd. And back into the wardrobe. What was that about?

"Alright! That's enough for today!" everyone groaned in disappointment "eh…sorry sorry! You shouldn't have too much of a good thing!"

Harry had a vacant look in his eye I walked over to him and shook his shoulder "harry" no answer "harry?" he jumped a bit and looked at me

"I'm fine" he gulped

"I didn't ask…which implies your not" I said raising my eyebrows

"…what?" I vacant expression plastered his face. Obviously I confused him

"I don't think your okay…" he was silent; he stared back at the mirror again. I tugged on his elbow "come on" I lead him away from the room.

Oh em gee! Alyson is gonna have some (Sirius) drama *laughes hestarically* ok ok…so how should alyson get her broom and professor cannot give it to her...

Alyson:why?

Me: you get! Go flirt with harry or something!c

Alyson: *go and flirts with harry*

oh and sorry for the late update im working on other fanfictions