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Diet Coke

"Ah, Coke is the second best drink in the world." I sighed as I took another drink from my can of coke.

"Second best? Second to what? Nectar?" Annabeth asked from beside me.

"Second best to blue Coke."

"Whatever you say Seaweed Brain." She said rolling her eyes.

"You know what I don't get…"

"Yeah a lot of things." I ignored her

"Why does Mr. D drink Diet Coke? Why not regular Coke? He's been drinking for practically his entire life!"

"I don't think he's been drinking it for that long Percy."

"Okay fine, more like 100 years, but still why Diet!?"

"Hate to break it to you Percy, but Diet Coke was invented in 1982."

"So…"

"So he's only been drinking it for 30 years at the most."

"Fine I was close."

"You were off by 70 years."

"Why do I even bother!? Anything that involves math, language, science, arts, and anything else academic you beat me every time."

"I beat you at everything Seaweed Brain, not just academics; never forget that."

"I give up!"

"You tell yourself that every day and yet you don't stop."

"Hey wait you never answered my question. Why does he drink Diet Coke?"

Lexie: I personally prefer Sprite myself. What about you!? What's your favorite soda!?