When going to reach Gizamaluke's Grotto, Ivan, Kiku and Arthur arrive at a marsh which is called Qu's Marsh on the map. Eventually, thay come across... well I'll let you guess who it is.
"Dude, I'm starving... burgers..."
"What..." Ivan says.
"the..." Kiku says.
"bloody hell?" Arthur finishes when they see the hopping McDonalds burger boxes.
Thay catch a burger, then speak to this character again.
"Dude, you caught a burger!" they say.
Zidane
" I am hating to ask this but who are you?" Ivan asks.
"Me? I'm Alfred F. Jones, the hero!"
"Of course you are" Ivan says, "I hope for everyone's sake you are the only one"
"Nope, I''m the one and only" Alfred says.
"Thank god"
Someone else, garbed in a chef's hat, appears.
"You pathetic, Alfred. Can't even feed yourself" Quale says.
"And your retarded" Alfred says.
"Says the fat lazy git" Arthur mutters.
They go to Quale's house.
"Can't master art of eating just chasing burgers, Alfred" Quale says.
"But, dude, burgers are the best! Especially McDs" Alfred says.
"Alfred, you in darkness. Need some light. World big place. Many many foods. Alexandria just one kingdom. You need go out more, eat other food"
"Where's Alexandria... did anyone tell ya you sound like Yoda?"
Quale turns to Ivan, "traveler, please show Alfred the world. Anywhere with burgers because that all he eat"
"You want me to take him with us?" Ivan asks,"fine"
"So I'm going with the commie bastard?" Alfred asks.
"I am a thief and for the thousandth time I am not communist anymore!"
"Sure really... alright dudes, I'll go with you 'cause I'm the hero!"
Quale and Ivan just look at each other.
"This is going to be a long journey" Arthur sighs.
Alfred, Kiku, Arthur and Ivan walk out of Quale's house. Arthur stops for a moment.
"What is wrong, Arthur?" Ivan asks.
"Apparently that man looks exactly like my grandpa... I'm a little worried now" Arthur says.
"Your grandfather looked like that Quale guy, I would be too? We should ask just to be on the safe side, da"
"Yeah... maybe its a typo"
Arthur and Ivan enter the building again.
"What wrong? Something on my face?" Quina asks.
"Right, it says here I have to ask you if you know a man named Quan?" Arthur asks.
"I not know that bigot!"Quale snaps.
"Grandpa Quan was a bit strange, but how do you know him?"
"I-I no can answer"
"Grandpa Quan looks exactly like you, ..."
"Of course. We from same tribe"
"You really do not know him?" Ivan asks.
"No! I not know this Quan!" Quale says.
"Too bad, okay question time over, lets go and find Yao-Yao" Arthur says.
"Da" Ivan says.
Ivan and Arthur leave. After exiting Quale's house, with Alfred now in their party, they exit Qu's Marsh and continue to Gizamaluke's Grotto.
After a while they enter a forest.
"Dudes, I think we're lost" Alfred says.
A moogle is riding on a Chocobo, which stops directly in front of Ivan, before backing up. The moogle approaches Ivan.
"Kupooo! I'm Mene, master of this forest! This chocobo is my friend, kupo. His name is Choco"
"Kweeeh!"
"And this is Chocobo's Forest"
"Chocobo Forest... have you seen a cute boy about this high with long hair come by... also are you by any chance missing any chocobos?" Ivan asks.
"Why'd you ask that commie bastard?" Alfred asks.
"Long story... and I am beginning to miss Ludwig" Ivan sighs.
"No. But ugly girl came by here" Mene says.
"Ugly girl... I guess he did not come this way. If he had he would still be here. Maybe he is heading toward Burmecia after all... I had better get moving"
"You in a hurry, Kupo?"
"Da, that is what I said, is it not?"
"Then take Choco. You won't run into monsters if you ride Choco. Choco, come here"
"It is okay. Do not force him, da"
"No. If Choco hates, Choco runs away. Choco, come on! Kupo!"
Choco backs up, "kweeeh!" he runs out of the forest.
"Fine. I'll just get to the point, kupo. These are Gysahl Green! You can call Choco outside the forest with these. Find chocobo footprints near the forest, kupo. Use Gysahl Greens there, and Choco will come. Choco likes you, kupo. You call, and he'll come! Please train Choco! Make him strong! Come back to this forest after you all him in the world. I'll tell you a big secret, kupo" Mene says and gives Ivan a Gyshal Greens.
"Okay... maybe Choco will act as a magnent and help me find Yao-Yao" Ivan says as he leaves.
"What was the point in that?" Alfred asks.
"Don't ask stupid questions" Arthur says as he follows Kiku out of the forest.
Cast [so far]
Quina Quen: America [Alfred]
