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Chapter 7: Continuing the Insanity!
At the Institute…
Hail stones showered on top of Shipwreck as he ran,
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Stormy, what's wrong? It's not my fault!"
The weather witch sighed happily as she continued having it rain ice down on top of the sailor,
"Ah, this is relaxing."
Just then, lightning struck the love-struck sailor Joe and Shipwreck screamed,
"AAAAAAHHHHH! THAT HURT!"
T'challa looked on and winced,
"I hope Leon was wrong that I am marrying her. She seems like a woman that I do not want to get on her bad side."
Meanwhile…
Senator Kelly was chasing both Lockheed and Redwing across Bayville. For some apparent reason, the bigoted senator was dressed and acted liked Elmer Fudd and, as he tiptoed to Lockheed's location, he said,
"I got you, you wascally dwagon!"
He was about to open fire when the dragon turned around and began munching on a carrot,
"What's up, doc?"
Kelly said,
"Now I've got you…you can talk!"
Lockheed nodded,
"Yeah, and fish can swim. What's your point?"
Kelly blinked,
"A talking dwagon. Suddenly, I think I cam make a lot of money with this."
Lockheed pulled something out,
"Well, here's a cigar!"
Kelly blinked,
"Why, thank you!"
He lit it and began puffing on it. Of course, Lockheed had already flapped out of sight and, as Kelly continued smoking the cigar, he looked up,
"Now, why is that dwagon leaving-?"
Suddenly, the cigar exploded, setting the senator's face on fire. He screamed,
"AAHH! PUT IT OUT!"
Redwing fluttered by and dropped a bucket. Without thinking, Kelly doused himself in the bucket. Of course, the bucket did not contain water, but gasoline. Kelly shouted,
"AAHH! I HATE MUTANT PETS!"
He began running around in a fright, attempting to put himself out.
Lockheed and Redwing were perched in a tree and were laughing themselves silly.
Meanwhile…
Scott Summers shook his head as he returned to the Institute,
"I can't believe that Black Widow stole my car. I bet she's hundreds of miles from-."
Just then, he saw Natasha in a now purple and black sports car, stepping out. He called out to her,
"Hey!"
The young super-spy waved,
"Hi, Scott! Thanks for letting me use the ride."
Cyclops shook his head,
"You can't just steal my car like that!"
Suddenly, there was a loud thud coming from the trunk. The optic-blasting mutant shook his head,
"Uh, Nat. What was that?"
Natasha opened the trunk and there, inside, was a hog-tied Hawkeye. The teen red-head hoisted him up and said,
"Here are the keys!"
She then scampered off, cackling delightfully at what she was going to do to the man of her affections.
Cyclops only looked at the car and shook his head,
"This is not my day."
Just then, he heard Jean scream,
"Falcon, get your ass back here so I can beat you to death!"
Falcon was flying as fast as he could, with Jean using her telekinesis and floating after him. Scott shook his head,
"Should I even ask what that's about?"
Just then, Hawkeye came running out with Quicksilver. The two of them were shouting in fright. Pietro screamed,
"SAVE US! I'M TOO PRETTY!"
Hawkeye added,
"I WAS RIGHT; RED-HEADS ARE NUTS!"
Black Widow and Crystal were chasing after them on the front lawn. Cyclops looked at the four of them and shook his head,
"I'm going inside now, hopefully, before anything else happens."
As he entered, the tactical leader of the X-men was hit on the head with a sack of flour. Persiana stuck her tongue out,
"You missed, Barbie!"
Miss Marvel shouted,
"Furball, get back here! I'm not done with you yet!"
Scott huddled in a ball,
"Why me? Why me?"
Next Chapter:
More Insanity with the X-men and West Coast Avengers! Stay tuned, fellow readers!
