I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.
Alright, ev'body, this next buncha questions comes from Shinigami's Shadow and SilverPantsSven.
Shinigami: Before anyone askes: This is Shinigami, the Guy NOT THE GIRL! K? K!
MugiwaraG: Thank God that's cleared.
First to Sanji: I actually have tons of questions, have you ever invented your own recipes at all?
Sanji: Well, I'll answer, but only because it has to do with my cooking. I have made plenty of recipes. It would take a while to list.
Just how long have you been a martial Artsist, cause you're pretty damn good!
Sanji: Martial artist? What?
MugiwaraG: Uh, Sanji doesn't dabble in any martial arts, Shinigami. Though he could make one...
Sanji: It wouldn't be mine, though. It's the kuso-jiji's fighting style.
Last and certainly not least; how many suits do you have? And where do you get them?
Sanji: None of your business.
MugiwaraG: glares at the cook Well, he has several. He's gotta look good for the ladies. Which leads me to where he gets them. Fancy (or sometimes not so fancy) clothes stores.
Zoro: I have a question which I hope you'll answer honestly? IT IS TRUE YOU SECRETLY SLEEP WITH A TEDDY BEAR AND HAVE A HUGE CHOCOLATE ADDICTION AND THAT YOU SECRETLY PIN FOR LUFFY'S AFFECTION EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND EVEN TRIED TO ROPE IN SANJI AND NAMI'S HELP TO GET IT?! I HAVE PICTURES DON'T DENY IT! -Runs and hides-
Zoro: ...Okay, that was wierd. Stupid Yaoi fans. goes back to sleep
MugiwaraG: Hmmmmmmm... Nope, that doesn't sound like Zoro at all. Though it does sound like Nami.
Nami & Sanji: OI!
MugiwaraG: Anyways, those pictures? Photoshopped. Or just drawn. That's what I'm guessing.
Nami: Do you have a Journal where you keep track how how much the rest of the Crews owes you and how much belli the spend?
Nami: As a matter of fact... pulls out a notebook
Everyone else: GAH!
MugiwaraG: Get ridda that dang thing!
Nami: No way! pulls book away
Luffy: blinks So do you actually ever take that hat off, at all? On your own?
Luffy: Ah? Oh, sure I do! I mean, didn't you ever see me do it?
Okay, good! That's all for now! But please, no more comments about Zoro being gay, OK? It's getting annoying.
Zoro: D right, it is.
