Well, things have been going on so I haven't been able to continue a lot of my writing. BUT LOOKIE!! Here is some...

--Saix--

Right as Xemnas pointed, everyone snapped their heads at Saix, who was cradling himself in the corner. He was obviously muttering something about, "I'm a bad boy..." Or, "I disobeyed the superior..." Or. "The mooonnn.."

"Seriously Mansex, what do you do to the guy in bed?!" Xigbar gapped, pointed at Saix with his thumb, over his shoulder.

"Well isn't it OBVIOUS, he IS ManSEX... So what he does to Saix is all in his name..." Axel waved a hand around, yawning in a bored manner.

Marluxia's eyes wandered towards Axel, then he gasped. "OH AXEL!! YOU POOR BABY!!" He cooed, his hands on his cheeks dramatically. "YOU POOR THINGG!!"

"Wahh...?" Axel raised his half eyebrow, his lips half pulled down. In other words, he made a very ugly face at Marluxia.

"YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PENIS WITH YOU!!" Marluxia almost screamed out, totally serious.

Vexen coughed violently, most likely choking on his own spit. Xemnas and Xigbar leaned against each other laughing hysterically, hitting each other from laughter now and then. A hand was over Zexion's mouth, yet he giggled and snorted uncontrollably. As for Lexeaus and Luxord, they were both on the floor snorting and coughing at Marluxia's comment. Everyone was all the more entertained or disgusted.

Axel's face was redder than his hair, steam literally rose from him. "What the fruucckk are you talking about, pansy?!" He gritted his teeth together, clenching his fists. Boy was he embarrassed.

"O-oh... Sorry. Did I say penis?" Everyone nodded, snorting and letting out small laughs once more. "Oh! OHH!! Sorry, I meant you're OTHER manhood--" Everyone gasped, then it was followed be an 'Ewwww' then another violent fit of laughter.

"WHAT OTHER MANHOOD?! WHAT THE HELLL!?" Axel summoned his chakrams, twisting them repetitively in his fingers, flinching to throw one at the Assassin.

"I d-didn't get to finish yet!! ROXAS!! I MEAN THAT MANHOOD!! ROOXXAASSS!!" He cowardly twitched and inched toward Vexen, then Marluxia hooked himself on the other's arm.

"How'd you get penis mixed with Roxas?" Zexion said between giggle-snorts.

"Well... both of them are always with Axel, Both of them are pretty small, and both of them are usually connected to Axel's inner hip in someway or another!" Marly gleefully pointed out, jumping up and down happily.

Axel's eye twitched, "Small..." He muttered in a growl. His chakrams were already gone, but his anger wasn't. "GASPS!! MARLY!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! WHERE'S MAH ROXY-POO!!" Axel forgot all about his anger, making a dramatic pose. "TO THE BED ROOM!! FEAR NOT ROXY, I'M COMMING!!"

"I'LL COME TOO!! YAY FOR THREESO--" Marluxia was grabbed by the hood then pulled to the floor by Vexen.

"Oh no you don't."

Axel scurried out of the room along with a video camera equipped Marluxia and a curious Vexen. Not to mention Marluxia needed baby-sitting which was one of the main reasons why Vexen tagged along.

Once the door leading out of the kitchen shut, the room fell into an utter silence. Xigbar's and Luxord's breath was husky and full of gasps for laughing so hard. The anxiety slowly built up, everyone wanted to ask the question but no one knew if it was the right time. Zexion glanced at Lexaeus who raised an eye brow in response.

Zexion cleared his throat, everyone focusing their attention on him. "Uh… Superior, I was wondering but--"

Xemnas quickly shot his head to the side, but too late, Saix was gone.

Everyone glanced at each other.

"So, wait, WHAT happened?!" Everyone huffed in unison.