Note: Here ya go. I'm thinking of getting our members to write an awesome Christmas parody. But, it probably won't be out till the end of the year or later, then it won't matter anymore. Anywho, enjoy the story.

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Chapter 7: Oh Em Gee

Jade felt herself gasp loudly and she noticed she was the only one. She turned towards Robbie who happened to be a puppet and then back at Rex who was now walking towards her.

"Hey, sexy," Rex started. "Who are you?"

"Are you hitting on me?" Jade asked.

"Of course."

Jade smacked the puppet and noticed that it felt like skin. She kept her hand against his cheek. "He... He has skin."

Everyone gasped and ran towards Rex and started petting him.

"I like that I'm so loved, but back off!" he yelled at the group.

Cat glared at the puppet-man-thing. "I hate you!" she screamed. "You're so mean!" She started crying and ran towards Andre and wrapped her arms around his waist and cried into his shoulder. "I want Robbie back!"

Andre wrapped his arms around her and started patting her back. "Little Red," he said. "I don't think he's ever coming back."

"You wanna bet?" Rex said evily. He walked towards Robbie and stuck his hand up his shirt and suddenly, Robbie was talking.

"Cat," he said. "Cat... I... I don't know what's happening..." His voice trailed off.

Cat looked over at Robbie, but still held onto Andre. "Robbie," she whispered sadly. "I... You're a puppet. I can't love you." She turned back towards Andre and continued crying on his shoulder.

Tori stared at Rex. "You know," she said happily. "I always was the type who liked a bad-boy."

Rex grinned. "Come on, baby," he said. "Let's go jump out that window and hang out in the bushes (A/N: Innuendo)." Tori grabbed his hand and they jumped out the window together.

"Never knew Tori was such a slut," Jade said while raising her eyebrows.

"Why can't I ever get the guys!" Trina screamed just as Sinjin decided to randomly walk into the room.

"I'll be your guy."

"NEVER!"

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"You will be mine Trina Vega!" Sinjin shouts at the top of his lungs. He takes out a watch from his pocket and he swings it back and forth in front of her. Trina follows the watch's path continuously until he holds it still.

"You...shall be mine," he tells her. She nods her head obediently and drapes her arms around him. Inside he laughs maniacally and the Victorious gang that is still in the room gasps.

"I knew there was something wrong with you," Jade tells him, her arms crossed across her chest.

"You shall love me to Jade..." His sentence trails off as he swings the watch again. Jade begins to fall under the trance as well until Beck pops in and punches Sinjin.

"Stop! Have you gone mad?" He chastises him. Sinjin lies on the floor and Trina hovers over him, lifeless. The trance is not broken yet she is not head over heels in love with him.

"Trina!" Cat yells, running over to the mindless girl. "Wake up!"

"It's too late!" Beck tells Cat, grabbing her by her shoulders. "She's left us."

"No! She can't, Beck...please!" She begs him. Tears are flowing down her cheeks and she can hardly stand straight.

"I may know someone who can help," he admits, pacing back and forth. "We must go to Sikowitz. He's practiced in the arts."

"Baby, no. We can't get to him. He's stuck with Helen," she tells him.

"We must confront her," he shouts, turning to face Jade. "Don't tell me you're scared."

"I-I," she stutters because that is so in character. "I can't do it. I don't like Trina enough anyways. I kind of hate her," she admits. It seems like she has turned back into her old self.

Beck lets out a sigh and turns to Cat. "Will you go with me?"

"No, you must protect me. Take Andre," she orders.

"Andre?" He finally acknowledges his presence.

"I can beat Helen with the funk," he says to Beck.

"Hell yeah," Beck exclaims.

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End Note: Back when we wrote these chapters, is actually when we began discussing posting this parody here. Haha. Anyways, review! And join Truly Victorious!