Chapter 6- Pranks & Party Crashers!
Haruhi and I stood staring open mouthed at the one and only, Ouran High School Host Club, who had, for some reason unbeknownst to me, appeared on my doorstep.
"Tamaki-sempai," I said in a voice as sharp and cold as a knife. "What are you, and the whole rest of the host club doing standing on my front porch?" I asked giving him an icy glare.
"W-w-well we wanted to s-see your h-house" He said shrinking back trying to hide behind Kyouya.
"How the hell do you know where she lives anyway?" Haruhi yelled at him.
"Kyouya-sempai," I stated.
"Oh" Haruhi said, that explained everything in only two little words, it was pretty creepy that Kyouya-sempai could pull up that kind of information on a person though.
Creepy stalker…
"Akira-chan!" The twins shouted glomping me.
"Hi Hikaru, Hi Kaoru" I sighed.
"Master Tamaki, where would you like me to set your bags?" Asked a man I assumed to be the limo driver.
"You brought bags…?" I asked glaring at Tamaki, my eye was twitching a little, and so was Haruhi's.
"Awwww, Kira-chan please let us stay?" Hikaru asked.
"Please?" Said Kaoru.
I sighed and looked over everyone, "Alright" I mumbled after a minute.
"Yay!" The twins said. "Sleepover! Sleepover! Sleepover!" They chanted.
Awwww there sooo cute, I smile a little watching them.
"If my mom says it's ok, Oh, and Tamaki-sempai has to sleep in the basement!" I added.
"Wha-what?" "B-b-basement?" Tamaki exclaimed.
*The theater of Tamaki's mind*
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~1~
*Blipz*
"What kind of a basement is this?" Tamaki shouted walking through the dark.
"Ahhhhhha?" he yelled running into various vampires, ghouls, demons and fire pits.
"Aughhh!" He screamed again as he saw Hikaru, Kaoru, And Akira push him before he landed in one of the fire pits.
*End! That's all folks!*
~Back to reality!~
"My mom says you can all stay" I said, coming down the stairs.
"Yeah, only because I'm here" Haruhi said with a slight smirk.
"I can't believe she wouldn't have trusted me without Haruhi here" I mumble to myself.
"Yay! Sleepover! Sleepover! Sleepover!" The twins start chanting again making me give a small laugh.
"Well, I'm gonna go get snacks, you guys can just do whatever, watch TV, use one of the game systems, as long as you all stay down here while I'm gone," I said, "And don't break anything," I added, looking solely at Tamaki who looked sheepishly away.
"Thanks Akira-chan!" Honey said jumping up and hugging me.
"Your welcome," I said smiling.
"Haruhi do you want to help?" I asked.
"Yeah sure,"
Before I went to the kitchen, I grabbed a sheet and hung it in between the living room and dining room, separating them.
"No peeking" I said, poking my head out from behind the sheet before going into the kitchen to join Haruhi.
First Haruhi and I mixed a ton of cake batter and filled ten cake pans full and put them in the ovens, we had two large convection ovens and stovetops in our kitchen.
Then we popped two bags of extra buttery popcorn, and put it in a big bowel on the table. Haruhi got out a few bags of chips for the table and I brought out also got our Keurig out along with some K cups for tea and coffee. Soon the table was filled with snacks and a few deserts and drinks.
"Done!" Haruhi and I said pulling the sheet down and 'reconnecting the living and dining room.
"Wow" The twins and Tamaki said.
"Cake!" Shouted Honey excitedly.
I giggled a little at his exclamation before turning to face the living room.
"Kira-chan! Come play with us!" The twins said, calling me to the living room.
"Ok, what are you playing?" I asked looking to the TV screen.
"Split Second"
"Then you don't stand a chance!" I said grinning.
"Yeah right!" The twins said.
So, who am I up against first?" I asked.
"Kaoru,"
"Alright then, I'll crush you!" I said smiling sweetly, which got me a few scarred looks from some of the hosts.
….
"Ha! Crashed again Kaoru?" I asked.
"You slammed me into a building!" Kaoru complained.
"Alright Neko-chan," Haruhi said smiling.
"I win! And with a new record!" I cheered.
"Ok Hikaru, your turn!" I said with an evil grin.
"Dream on! I have a way higher score than Kaoru!"
"Hikaru!" Kaoru said pouting.
"I'm sorry Kaoru, but it's true," Hikaru said.
"I know," Kaoru sighed.
"Kira-chan! You won again!" Said Honey.
"Yup! Did you guys exspect anything less?" I said grinning.
"Ok fine, you win again!" Said Hikaru.
"Awwww, don't be mad Hika-kun!" I said with a smirk.
"W-what? Don't call me that," He mumbled blushing slightly.
"All right Hika-kun!" I teased. He just glared at me, but I could tell he didn't mean it "I really am sorry Hika-kun" I said glomping him so I ended up kneeling behind him with my arms around his neck. "About beating you so badly," I said grinning and running over to Haruhi leaving him red in the face.
"Kira-chan!"
"I said I was sorry Hika-kun!" I said back.
'Mrow'
"Hana!" I said picking up my pretty little black kitten.
"Hana?" Honey and Tamaki asked, eyeing the mass of black fluff in my arms.
"Yep!" I said.
"Soo cute!" Said Honey.
"Hey! We should watch a scary movie!" Said Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Yeah! I said "Let's look for one on demand!"
We ended up picking Daybreakers and watching the 'Human' side of the movie. I was sitting in between Hikaru and Kaoru on one of the couches. It was only the beginning and Tamaki was already hiding his face behind a pillow. About midway through the movie I had an idea. I needed the twins for it though, so I pretended to be scared for one of the more gruesome parts of the movie.
"Ahhhhhha!" I screamed and ran and hid under the dining room table.
"Kira-chan?" The twins asked turning around and spotting me under the table. When they walked up to me, I took their hands and quickly lead them upstairs before anyone could notice.
"What's going on?" They asked.
"Shhhhh, I have a plan, and I need your help with it, but keep quiet!"
Ok the plan was, dress up like ghouls and scare the heck out of Tamaki, all with the help of my collection of horror movie grade fake blood, fangs, weapons, and tattered "bloody" clothing, all left over from previous Halloweens and some stuff I bought at Hot Topic, most of which was never used.
"Were in!" The twins say excitedly.
"We should hurry though" I said pulling out all of my props.
"Whoa!" the twins say in awe I had a LOT of props, really I had three giant bins of it, but what we were using was just the stuff that would fit in my closet.
"I have guy clothes that should fit you both too, a few friends and I went around scaring the freaks out of people last Halloween with some of this stuff! But most of it has never been used because we always bought too much!" I said.
When we were done I was wearing a blue ripped and torn up dress, and some bloody bandages around one of my arms, legs, and my waist. I had used some makeup to make my skin look ghostly pale, put in blood red contacts, realistic 'Bloody' fangs, and put on a pure white wig that had 'Bloodstained' tips. Kaoru had on a white 'Bloodstained' dress shirt and black jacket and dress pants and a black wig. Hikaru was wearing a white dress shirt that was unbuttoned so that it showed 'Bloody' bandages underneath, along with a pair of dark denim jeans and a red studded belt, and had on a white wig, both Hikaru and Kaoru had in golden colored contacts.
"Cool!" I said when we're all done.
It was really dark still, not a single light at all on down stairs.
"Perfect" I whispered.
I snuck up behind the couch so I was behind Tamaki with Hikaru and Kaoru on either side of me, I waited for a scary silent part of the movie then grab him from behind, just barley grazing his neck with my fangs.
"Ahhhhhha!" he screamed, jumping like 'ten feet' in the air before Hikaru and Kaoru grabbed him, which also smears fake blood all over him, he then runs to the basement that he swore he would never go into only a few hours ago, of course everyone else had noticed us leave earlier and knew it was only the twins and I, but they all still laughed along with us at Tamaki's reaction.
"That was awesome!" I say giving the twins high fives.
"Someone please tell me you got that on tape," Haruhi said. As soon as she said it Kyouya showed her his iPhone replaying the footage.
"Sweet!" I said.
"Tamaki-sempai you can come up now~!" I called, opening the basement door.
Tamaki slowly looks out, and then the door swings shut again as soon as he sees you and the twins.
"Oh no you don't!" I said grabbing his arm.
"Ahhhha! Stay away monster!"
"You know Sempai, it's not very nice to call people monsters" I said, "I would be fine with you just sleeping down there for the night, but I don't want you to ruin my guitars." I mumbled, "Besides, it's just me, Hikaru and Kaoru"
"W-what?" He asked, looking around at the 'monsters'
"Oh my god! Your such a fraidy cat Sempai!" I teased.
"Anyways I'm tired, I'm getting ready for bed~!" I declared.
After I told everyone where the bathrooms are to change in Haruhi and I went upstairs to change in my room. I changed into a pair of black sleep shorts with purple bats on them and a long, soft purple tank top that split a few inches upward on each side. Haruhi was wearing a white long-sleeved nightgown with pink trim and a pink bow at the neck and on the sleeves that her dad had snuck into her bag, discarding her previous choice of clothes. When we both come downstairs with our pillows and blankets Hikaru and Tamaki both blushed. Oh, and of course by now the twins and I had all cleaned off the fake blood and props.
"Ok guys, since we're going to be sleeping in the living room you can sleep on either one of the couches or the floor, take your pick" I said, laying an extra comforter onto the floor and throwing my blanket and pillow on top.
"Living room?", "Couch?", and "Floor?" were among the utterances heard from some of the hosts.
"Haruhi, can you show them please" I asked, going to clean off the dining room table.
"Sure," said with a sigh.
Eventually everyone was asleep, Haruhi decided to sleep on the floor with me and some of the other hosts; soon I was asleep too, with dreams of when Haruhi and I were little.
