Disclaimer: Neither me (JT Jewels) nor Jester666 have ownership over or right to the characters used in this fic. They belong to their appropriate creators. We do however own any characters that we come up with.

Hello blood fans! Welcome to another bloody yet funny tale from 'How Many People Want to Kick Some Ass?', and today we feature the cast of Ranma going absolutely ape-shit on the fan-girls!! Now normally I wouldn't write a deathly violent piece, but in order to properly follow the direction of the storyline, I have to make it somewhat nasty. I will however make the violence tasteful and make it as comical as you can make violence. This is, as I've said, not exactly my forte, but because I'm trying to please my friend Jester and you fans, I'm going to make it flow best I can. Anyways, thank you to anyone who's read this, that means you Shadowcat (Sahdowcat?), and redsnake15. You too Black Haiyate. Anyways, on with the fic!!

Ranma had sneaked into Nabiki's bedroom just a few minutes ago, and was now snooping on her brand new laptop. He was amazed by it. Then he found the internet. Things were really interesting now. When he looked into the favorites file, he found an icon labeled This seemed interesting to him. When he looked at it, he found that there was an anime & manga section. He clicked in and found his name. He found a bunch of different links to different stories that were all about him and all the others. However when he read, he found most of them had made him fall in love with a guy character. As he read more, he found that some of them had him having gay sex with them!! Now he was pissed!! He ran downstairs, not even bothering to unplug the wires protruding from the computing device, "Everyone listen up!! Hey!!!" No one looked in his general direction. Then Nabiki noticed that Ranma had somehow gotten his grubby mitts on her most prized possession, "Yo Ranma, what do you think you're doing goin' around with my laptop?" she asked with an acid tone, "You'll understand when you've looked." Ranma showed Nabiki the fics, and she found that she was being made a bitch to not just Ranma, but to almost all of the other male and female characters, "Everyone listen up!!" this got everyone's attention, "Look at these stories! You're all going to want to kill the people that did this…" and indeed Nabiki had been right. Akane was the worst next to Ranma. Kasumi after that. Boy that was a bad sign. If it weren't for her kindness of heart and other kindly attributes, she would have been a ravenous beast raging for the taste of warm Fan-girl blood. However she managed to stay somewhat sober and oblivious to the situation. The rest of the group, now including the fiancées and rivals, had officially exploded when they'd found out about these fics. They were thinking something along the lines of what they were seeing on the news lately; killing fangirls that wrote gay stories. So, they went to California to fulfill their desires… heh heh!!

The next day was calm and breezy; nothing really special happening in this part of California. However there was a group of Japanese peoples, all from Nerima; their names? Well, I won't give you their names, but the group they had formed is called the 'Nerima Wrecking Crew' (NWC). Soon to be called Nerima's Fan-girl Killing Crew (NFKC). The small group consisted of Ranma, Ryoga, Ukyo, Shampoo, Mousse, Tatewaki and Kodachi. Hopposai was there too, and he was already making haste by stealing panties and drawing the girls out. Now was their time to get revenge… Ranma sprinted to his first victim using the 'Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken'. The girl was slowly beaten to the point where all the bones in her body were broken and her limbs mangled. She died of suffocation and blood loss. Ranma's next Victim was only a few blocks away from him. He jumped high in the air, and landed on the girl. He had latched on to her, and he hit the same pressure points that he would on Hinako. The girl fell to the ground helpless. He stared into the girls Sapphire blue eyes, boring holes through her very soul, "You dare write fanfiction in which I am portrayed as gay?! You will never understand suffering until you have experienced this!!" With that he performed Amaguriken again. When the girl looked up at him begging for mercy, he only replied coldly, "You don't deserve to live if all you do is waste life on something that'll get you killed."

"B-b-but i-its… Fan… fiction…" the girl collapsed dead on the pavement. Meanwhile Akane had taken out an entire horde of about ten. When she had finished, she moved on to more victims. By now the whole seaside was in an uproar over the brand new disturbance. The Kunos had already killed off about twenty of the girls, the other individuals killing two or three each. After an hour they'd cleared an area of about five miles. The streets were a sea of blood and the mangled limbs that followed were like driftwood. The bodies were strewn about all of creation as they seemed to color the tapestry of death that was now central California. Some of the girls were naked, all because Happosai had a strange new necrophilia fetish. This scared the living shit out of the entire group… all but one. Ranma had found it fun to also play hacky-sack with the heads of the fangirls. Ryoga joined in with him. Shampoo was devising plans to poison the girls, and then find a way to cook them afterwards… common, she's an Amazon! They're taught to survive with what's left. In other words, CANIBALISM. Anyways, Ukyo had taken to building herself a new Okonomiaki shop somewhere within the five mile radius that they managed to cover. As for Kodachi and Tatewaki? Well, Kodachi ended up drawing faces on all of the dead bodies while Kuno… well, lets just say he took Hopposai's fetish to a whole new and sick level… (AN: (puking) uhhhggg…. I think I went a little too far on that one… oh Christ I think that's my liver…) Akane was now pondering the reaches of her own anger… and boy that was a scary thought for her, because she was realizing that just to say that she was a dyke in a fic was far enough for her to go kill the fan-girls in the hundreds. That thought scared her. Then she realized that if Ranma hadn't approved of it he would have stopped her somehow… wait, what the fuck was she thinking?! That idiot would only manage to say 'What're you doin' tomboy?' then let her go. (AN: We all know that Akane is really just compensating for something… no wait, that's Kuno… ssscary!!) anyhoo, as soon as they had gotten bored for a while, some news choppers came in and some reporters and camera crews came out. The reporter was talking to someone on a wire while the camera crews were setting up. By the next few minutes the camera crews had set up and now were getting ready for shooting. The reporter stood in front of the camera, where the camera man counted fingers, "Yes Daniel this is one hell of a scene down here, as characters from yet another popular anime and manga series, 'Ranma ½', is said to have massacred all 'Fan-girls' within a five mile radius. The scene before you is only a small portion of what has really been done. As you can plainly see, this incident is yet another example; encouraged by the original outbreak of violence a few days ago by the cast of the hit anime and manga series 'Naruto'. We have spoken to some of the characters, and we have gotten footage showing some of the violence in action," the camera shows Ranma killing the girl with the Amaguriken, commenting on how she wasted her life writing something that would get her killed, "And there you have it, the main character himself, sending a message and a warning to those who have not yet been killed. Run while you can, that is all we can say. From Channel six news, I'm asian reporter Trisha Takanawa, reporting live from the beach, back to you Daniel." When the report is done, Ranma runs up from behind the reporter, knocks her out, and then kicks the camera man in the head taking the camera with him. "Hey guys, I think we could do some damage with this!"

"How so, foul sorcerer?"

"Kuno, I might listen to you if you would stop raping the corps…"

"Why how dare you accuse me of rape—"

"Well then what's this Kuno?!" Ranma makes gyrating motions with his hips, and bending over as if he's humping something while moaning, "That is crude and uncalled for Saotome…"

"Kuno I'm not the one that's performing sick acts with a goddamn corps!!"

"Sick acts? I merely bless the souls with my acts."

"Kuno when did you go get fucked up in the head?! You just basically violated a dead body with your one inch cock!"

"You dare say I'm inadequate?!!"

"Well you've obviously been trying to compensate with Akane, but that just doesn't work… no honey no!! That just ain't right!!!"

"… Did you call me 'Honey' Saotome?"

"You've never watched Robin Williams Live on Broadway obviously or you would get the joke."

"It matters not. I have simply blessed the soul of the young woman that I bestowed my greatness upon."

"That makes no sense and by the way, have you heard the song that goes, 'Ohhh Take your finger outta' my ass because I'm leavin' you behind'?"

"No. You have gone too far with this 'Robin Williams' quoting."

"… Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!" Ranma proceeded to knock Kuno the fuck out. "Now then, here's the plan. We're going to send a message to all of the people across California."

"And you propose we do this by using the camera?"

"You've got something there Mousse. That's part of what we're going to do. However we've got to blackmail the channel six news people. What we'll do is we'll use the wire on the news reporter over there and we'll go from there."

"Alright!" Cheered the group.

"Welcome to Channel Six news, I'm Daniel Johnson and this is the evening news at six o' clock. In breaking news, the outbreak of violence throughout California has now spread to the coasts. We have a live report from earlier today from our asian reporter Trisha Takanawa." The screen goes to the footage of the scene with Trisha at the beach, "And—wait, there seems to be more footage," it goes to Ranma, "Hello state of California, I'd like to announce that Fan-girls in Southern California ought to be runnin' for their lives, cause' we're heading there next! By the way, I'd also like to warn those out there that are just finding out, tell your friends, tell your parents, tell your brothers and sisters! The carnage will never end until you have agreed to never write fics of us male characters taking it up the ass from each other!! We will continue to Ravage this state until the agreement is made… So, see ya!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of California, we can only pray now that—What the fu—" Ranma and Ryoga had broken into the news room and annihilated it entirely. Now all that was left were dead bodies and rubble. The camera had tipped over and this was the image:

…Static…

There we go. That's a chapter that speaks for itself. Bloodier n' fuck but oh well! At least there was some comedy in there. Like I said a couple of times before, writing a violent fic is not my forte. Comedy is. I can make people laugh. Anyways, I'm sorry if this took a while, but I wanted to make sure the fic was long enough and that it was entertaining. Anyways, for those of you that don't already realize this I, JT Jewels, wrote this chapter. Yup! That's right peoples, I wrote this chapter! Anyhoo, I'd also like to suggest reading my other fics, like 'Ranma's New Sister' and 'Inuyasha, Grove Street OG at Your Service'. Those are some good ones. Well, I hope you enjoyed the fic and I'd like to encourage those who have read the story so far to stick around for more laughs. I might do the Inuyasha chapters too. Listen, if the series is by Rumiko Takahashi, I'll do it. Other than that, I'll do the other series too. But that's only the ones I know. Well, see ya!

-JT Jewels