Welcome again to Educational TV Survivor. We're here witnessing what might be the last episode of the show. It has come down to 2 castaways. They're staring each other down and… wait a minute what the hell is that? There is someone hiding in the bush behind Pooh. Oh my God, Blue has just leapt out from the bush and has clobbered Pooh with her large hammer. She is literally beating the stuffing out of him. So Blue must have planted a stuffed decoy to make us think she was dead. The reason Pooh couldn't taste the difference was because he is a stuffed doll, to him that is cannibalization. Blue has beaten Pooh to death. Now it looks like she has his sights set on Face. She is approaching Face with the hammer in hand. Face has just deployed his secret weapon. Face has just killed Blue with his Laser cannon. We have a winner. Face is the Winner of Educational TV Survivor.

What a second… What is that beeping noise? OH MY GOD! PIGLET'S CARDBOARD BOX HAS A BOMB IN IT!

…………….KER-FUCKIN' BOOM!

Well It seems No one wins.



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By the way for all of you punks at Gauger Cobbs Middle School who didn't believe me, WHAT NOW??? Hehehehehehehe!