Damn, it's been a long time since I've updated this story and I'm sorry and I'm not sorry because Naruto had come to bore me… So that means that I did give a damn about the fucking story. Sorry, sorry… Thank you for all your reviews and support. I'm sorry, but I not going to make an extra thing because sakura is not going to fuck an old man. I knew that Madara was old, but who knew he was a great actor playing Tobi and Danzo. Anyway, here is part… damn didn't write that down… oh well, here is the second to last part to The Escapist.

I don't own Naruto or anyone cause if I did, they would be playing the shows on CN again. Btw, spelling will suck cause my laptop does not have spell check and I mean that… It doesn't.

The Escapist

Sakura, earily morningafter finding old posion from Sasori's old room (pov)…

I got up early and stole a paralizing posion from Sasori's room. After making my breakfeast, I then made his, but added enough of the posion to paralize him for at least two or more if he is immortal, it should effect him like anyone one else. I felt a smirk on my lips. When I wanted to be bad I was.

I redressed back into to that lovely red dress after a shower and the best touch up I could do with the make-up I had. I planned to wait until he entered the room before I was going to eat tp try and trick him into to eating the food. If that wouldn't work, I would try making out with him and shove the posion down his throat.

I sat down and waited like a cat trying to rip open a mouse's skull and eat his little brains. Yummy…! I giggled at the thought of getting home to Naruto and the others. Then footsteps could be heard from the hall and I stopped, heart starting to race with exicitement. Standing up, I brushed the dress off and waited.

" what's this?" Madara asked in a confused voice, surprise on his face.

Putting on a fake, sweet smile, I turned to him and said, " Well… I thought that I would make up my mistake from yesterday by making you breakfeast, Madara-sama." I noticed that he seemed to shiver in joy, but he stayed straight.

" Uh huh," he responded, crossing his arms while looking me up and down. " Why can't I help to believe you are planning something?"

I walked over to him with a pout and whined, " Because you are wiser than me, so you just think that I would trick you." It was so easy to stroke a man's ego.

His eyebrow crooked upward as I ran a hand over his shirt covered chest. I tried the puppy dog pout and he sighed giving up on guessing what I was doing. I sat down with a smile as he took his end of the table.

I bit off some of the toast to prove that it was normal, then I took a sip of tea. Convinced that everything must have been eatable, he drank some of the tea. I watched carefully, eating at the same time. It would take two minutes for the posion to take effect, longer if he doesn't drink that much of it.

Madara though did drink over half over the tea that was in the cup. I grinned as I drank knowing that in about ten seconds he would be paralized. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… I held my breath. 1…

He dropped the cup with a look of horror and surprise on his face as his eyes widen. The cup crashed on the table braking the handle off. A smug smirk was on my lips as I saw his hand shaking trying to move. A glare of anger was shot at me as he fell to the ground unable to move.

I stood over him with my arms crossed in a triumpht gester. " You decitful wench!" Madara yelled, trying to move, but was still unable. " What did you do to me?!"

" Just put some paralizing posion into your tea," I smiled, lowering myself to kneel beside him . " Don't worry, it will last about two to three days. By the time you can move, I will be safely back in konoha with Shisuo and Naruto."

" You will never be safe from me," he snarled with rage burning in his eyes. " Not while I still breath."

" You're right," I said ,petting his hair softly. " Maybe I should stop your breathing too… but no matter, you are not a threat in my eyes anymore." I rolled him onto his back, then straddle his hips, grinding myself against him with all my weight, teasing now that he had no claws. " You can't brake me. Not when I have my insane half in my mind." I crushed my lips against his, forcing his mouth open. I slide my tounge inside of his mouth, exploring all of it. " What's wrong?" I giggled. " Can't fight back?"

" I will get you for this, you know," Madara hissed, growing fully aroused up against me.

" No you won't" I smiled, licking sencitive flesh on his neck. " Do you know why?"

" Tell… me," he moaned.

" Because I am stronger, smarter, and more dangerous than you will ever be, Madara," I whispered, letting my hands go under his shirt, feeling soft, but scared flesh under them. " Just remember that I can play upon your level too."

" Stop teasing me!" Madara groaned in a demanding voice.

" Did you just demand your master?" I purred, hovering my lips above his. " Are you saying you want more of your sweet little Cherry Blossom?"

" Yes, please!" he almost cried as I grinded him again.

" What was that?" I smirked, pushing my luck. " Answer again, but call me master."

" Damn it, girl!" Madara roared, glaring straight at me. " Don't make me hurt you when I recover!"

" Wrong answer," I said cutely, then slapped him across the face. " Now what was that?" I refaced him at me.

" Please, m-master, yes!" he shouted embarrassed.

" Good boy," I smirked, then crashed my lips on his again while moving my hips back and fourth over his harden member. After feeling him twitch under me I stopped and lefted my hips. " But you aren't a good boy, noe are you? So you don't get what you want." I stood, walking away to get my bag from my room and the rain cloak. I would leave nothing of myself for him and that even meant the clothes I wore while here.

I found all my weapons and my pouch. Taking both scrolls, I hide the bomb in my bag and held onto the warp scroll. Walking back into the kitchen, I bent over once more, placing a light kiss on his lips. " You will have a place in my heart always," I whispered, holding the side of his face, " but my life comes before you. Try again when I'm looking for marriage. Madara… take care of yourself."

" You know I won't except this," he frowned with a hurt tone. " I'm not going to leave you alone."

" Then I will always fight you off," I whispered.

" If I told you I love you, would you stay?" he questioned, hope in his eyes.

" No," I shook my head.

" Then leave," he sighed, shuting his eyes. " I prefer to chase you down anyway. Especaily when I can get you on top of me in the end."

I smiled softly, then got up, walking out of the kitchen. Taking the scroll, I did the hand signs and felt myself be lifted, then fall to the ground feet first. I looked up and saw the gates of Konoha. I walked threw the gates as the guards bowed in respect knowing who I was.

I would lie just this once to shisuo andd never tell anyone about Madara and what really happen. I was attack and they took the bomb, so I ran when they opened it. Boom! No one needed to know I still had it. The mission failed because of them and I returned. Besides… a promise is still a promise after all these years.

After I gave my false reportto her, I went home and hide the bomb inside of my teasure box. Then I took a shower and put on some panties. I would kept the red dress, but the boy clothes could go. So, I tossed them and put the dress in my clothes bind. I felt a cold draft from my window and crossed my arms over my bare breast. I closed my window and locked it, then went to bed.

Okay, that's it for now people. I think I'm going to rewrite the epiologue and have it finish the story there. I thought about have the epiologue as a cliff hanger and I may still. After all, Madara is in the village, right? To those who guess right with my questions, I give you a cookie or two. I picked the song just for the hell of it and it was the theme of the story… I think, I can't really remember it's been so long. Okay, so until next time my fans.