Whee ^^

A little tribute to

our SPLENDIFFEROUS TURKEY DAY xD

Sorry it's late.

It's just

a tad late though.

I mean…

I BET YOU'RE STILL MAKING TURKEY SANDWICHES OUT OF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY.

Which means it's not that late at all.

So,

enjoy

this chapter

with your

turkey

sandwiches.


A long table. White tablecloth. Glinting silverware. Crystal platters. Food. So much food.

"Ah—Jenny, Sarah… what is all this?"

Kukai, Amu, Rima, Yaya, and Tadase (o______o?) stood by the doorway, confused. They had been invited for an "American tradition", but this… this was a feast. Not a tradition.

Even Jenny was smiling as Sarah replied joyfully, "It's Thanksgiving day!"

"You two are giving thanks by eating like pigs?" Rima said softly, smirking.

"And what happened to the 'American tradition'?" Amu asked.

Sarah laughed. "Well, this is an American tradition. Well, it's known better as Turkey Day."

"Why…" Amu began(1), but Sarah cut her off.

"TA-DA!" Sarah (^^) grinned as a maid brought in a huge turkey on a silver platter and set it down in the middle of the table.

"Oh. I see." Amu (.____.) stared.

"Alice." Jenny spoke softly. She smiled at her chara, who was gaping at the enormous size of the turkey.

"Zimmy." Sarah grinned at hers, who was hiding behind a bowl of cranberry jelly.

Then they were both grinning, having character changed.

"Let's sit and eat!" Sarah sang out, plopping down at the foot of the table.

"Hope you're all hungry." Jenny laughed, as she sat down at the head of the table, twirling her fork in her fingers.

The group uncertainly sat down along the table, as their hostesses began to dish out the food. Jenny began to cut the turkey in a slightly hectic manner. Laughing, she handed out slices of turkey to her friends, alarming them by brandishing the knife as she served.

They were half way through the meal when it happened. A blob of cranberry jelly landed on Jenny's head.

Jenny looked up. She touched the jelly uncertainly, and, instead of squealing and trying (probably unsuccessfully) to get it out of her hair, as any normal girl would have done, she grinned widely, and met her best friend's eyes. "Shall we?" She asked, her tone light and friendly. But her eyes sparkled with unspoken laughter, a silent message to her friend.

"Eh?" Amu, Kukai, Yaya, Rima, and Tadase (o__o) all turned toward Sarah to catch her reaction.

"We shall." Her best friend grinned back.

"Then," Jenny's lips pulled into a wide grin. "I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A TURKEY DAY FOOD FIGHT!"

"EH?!" Amu, Kukai, Yaya, Rima, and Tadase (o__o!) watched in horror and surprise as the two girls each grabbed for food; one grabbed a spoonful of mashed potatoes, the other got a spoonful of mac and cheese. Then they promptly began to throw food at each other.

Laughing, ducking, and grabbing, the two girls, in just five minutes, managed to get food everywhere. The former guardians, who had stood on the side with stunned faces, were, as well and the walls, the floor, and even the ceiling, splattered with bits of food.

As the two girls continued on with their food fight, the former guardians conferred among themselves.

"I can't believe these girls! They're hilarious!" Kukai (xD) was just about choking with laughter.

"But to just suddenly…" Amu (-____-;) trailed off, turning back to glance at Jenny, who had just grabbed the silver platter out from underneath the turkey to use a shield.

"There's gravy all over me." Rima announced with disgust, lifting her sticky arms.

"I wanna join too!" Yaya declared. Then she was gone, digging out a handful of corn from a bowl so she could launch it toward Sarah.

"I kind of wanted to try the ham…" Tadase sighed, watching Sarah throw a hunk of it toward the other side of the room, where Jenny crouched behind a chair.

Kukai found some stuck on the wall, sticky with some kind of sauce. "Here." He (-______-) handed it to Tadase.

"T-thanks." Tadase (=______=;) took the ham gingerly, and stuck it back onto the wall.

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An hour later, the seven of them were in the living room, eating pie.

"Sorry we got carried away." Sarah grinned sheepishly. The girls had ended their character changes, and now Jenny sat quietly, a little away from the group, nearest to Sarah.

"It's fine." Tadase smiled. "It was definitely… interesting."

"We're really sorry about getting you guys all dirty." Sarah apologized, stabbing her piece of pie with her fork. She put it in her mouth and began to chew.

"It's really alright." Amu smiled.

"Is your uhm… dining room going to be okay?" Kukai asked, grinning.

This time, Jenny spoke. "It better be. If they don't clean it all up by tomorrow, they're all fired. I need to use the room for lunch."

The group (._____.) stared at Jenny. "She really means it, doesn't she?"

"Y-yeah. She does." Sarah (^^!) stuttered.


(1) Sadly, I thought I had better include her here. Although now the girl to boy ratio is like WAY off. I dunno. That just bugs me D:

(2) They live together. Here is the simple version of the reason why: Jenny is rich. Jenny's dad wants her to move to Japan. Jenny doesn't want to go. Jenny's dad offers Sarah the chance of study in Japan, if she goes with Jenny. Conclusion: These two girls live in a house and are waited on by like a dozen servants. Yay for rich people xD


I know. Not the best chapter ever. Not the best ending ever. And not the best timing ever.

I'm not perfect.

Get over it.

Well the ending is a bit... fjrwngfrekbgjk. But I'm tired and I want to go to sleep and I'm not going to get up tomorrow and finish this thing.

So.

The ending is a hint to the next chapter (HINT HINT AHEM AHEM COUGH COUGH CHOKE CHOKE),

so

yeah.

Hope you enjoyed.

I almost forgot.

Review.

I mean it.

OH.

I almost forgot this too :D

Kazuma is like David from the play David and Lisa. Good job evilxg1rl for figuring it out ^^ You don't win anything :D