And I finally update! wOOt! Sorry this chappy is kinda crappy but Xobit wasn't around to beta and fix this chappy up or take over when I was blocked. (winces) Ok this is Ratchets POV and there is a surprise pairing near the end of this! I hope ya'll enjoy it ;) especially since it involves smutty goodness…


It was fairly surprising that it didn't take much to convince Soundwave to not attack us; he even thanked me for fixing and rebuilding Frenzy. Through the comm. link we had listened as they greeted each other and Barricade explained everything while finding alts for Rumble and Soundwave.

Rumble copied his twin, an inverted police bike but he changed the colors from blue and silver to red and black. His creator chose a human military vehicle, what the internet called a Balkon MI6, blue and black camouflage as his paint job.

The rest of the group kept their original alt forms and 'Cade led them back to our base, after the initial ice braking point the ex-con began talking to Optimus while the rest of us watched Frenzys fellow cassettes study a very embarrassed Sam.

After he was done conversing with Soundwave Optimus came over to me and sat, "You seem distracted." He said, slightly amused at the sight of Rumble helping his brother molest Sam. "I am a little, if Soundwaves here then the other decepticons are on their way, others that might not be so keen on the humans term of 'forgive and forget'"

"I know but do not worry about that now, Soundwave has agreed to do what he can for our cause and he has never been known to go back on his word… especially not when it comes to his creations… and for some reason Frenzy is too infatuated by Sams aft to betray him or us." His words made me feel better and I couldn't help but grin when Bumblebee 'helped' his charge out but holding him still for the twin cassettes. Relaxing slightly I leaned back to watch the show… after all watching Sam being molested was actually quite fun, not that I'd ever admit it.

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With a growl I threw one of my wrenches at Rumble the annoying glitch extraordinaire who was dancing around my med bay in a very, very annoying way. "Please?"

"No Rumble I most definitely will not give you my medical pass code to Barricade and Frenzys room or Sam and Bumblebees! Now get out of my med bay!" I tried to kick him but he jumped out of the way, making my foot sadly only collide with air.

"Um… hello?" Rumble jumped towards Sams poor mother before I could stop him and leaned close, almost touching her. The small human blinked at him and cocked her head, "Frenzy what the heck happened to you?"

"I'm not Frenzy, I'm Rumble his twin!" I sighed, "Hello Mrs. Wit- Judy, what brings you to my med-"

"Your Sams creator?!" Rumbles optics went wide and he jumped back before pointing to her. "She's the one that almost dismantled Frenz'?!"

With a scowl I rolled my optics, "Don't underestimate her, you might just wake up from recharge one night welded to the ceiling." Instantly the little mech jumped behind me and watched Judy wearily as she struggled not to laugh and failed miserably.

"I came to check up on you guys and make sure Sams ok, not that you guys don't take care of him but… well you know me." I laughed, not surprised at her protectiveness which we had come to know. "They should be in the common room."

"Al'righty I'll see you later then Ratchet." She said waving and giving one last little raised eyebrow look at Rumble, I nodded then glared at the little glitch who was still watching her warily.

"The answer is no now get out of my med bay!" I snapped before kicking him out the door and heading to my office to create Sams next lesson, if his mother was around he was definitely coming by to escape her…

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I pointed at my med bay door and gave a glare, prompting a soft sigh from the mech in front of me. "Soundwave you idiot get in there now for your check up everyone gets them! Even the humans."

"I do not require medical aide."

"I don't care if you don't require my foot up your aft but if you don't get in there now you're going to get it." I snapped, Soundwave gave another sigh and shuffled in, in such a way that I thought he could be… afraid of a simple checkup, especially when he looked longingly at the door.

My jaw actually dropped when I completed my first scan and without thinking I hit the decepticon as hard as I could. "You slagging glitch! Look at all this damage!! What the hell were you thinking?! Where you even thinking at all!? When's the last time you saw a medic?!"

His entire inner frame was covered in dried lubricants and energon from the many half healed lines that were shredded. Dents covered his outer armor as well as his inner armor and to tell the truth it was amazing that he could even walk.

"I do not remember… a long time?" Rage boiled in my spark and I scowled before hitting him again, "Sit back and relax you idiot 'cause you aren't leavin' this bay for a long time, I'm cleaning you up! There is no excuse for neglecting yourself."

Soundwaves optics went wide and he would've jumped up if I hadn't held him down and used the lovely little restraints I added for Ironhide so many vorns ago…

Finding his struggles to be useless the mech tried to use other tactics to free himself… "No wonder the autobots go into battle at 110," He said. "With such a… insane medic, how does Prime put up with you anyway?"

I snorted, "Goading wont work so don't even try it, I have to deal with the twins and Ironhide!" He sighed before going silent, not even five minutes Rumble ran in, jumped on me and whistled.

"Wow you got boss in here and are giving him a real checkup? Not even Blackout was able to do that…"

"Rumble… untie me." His creator said, looking at the small mech hopefully. "Do I look suicidal to you boss? Besides you need this, you haven't seen a medic in a lo-oooong time!" I grinned at Soundwave as he glared at his creation, "And I thought you were stupid Rumble! You have yet again proven me wrong."

He scowled at me but thankfully still didn't free his creator, instead he jumped down and giving a wave ran out the door. Probably to hide from Soundwave once the mech was through with my poking and prodding.

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By the time I was done cleaning out Soundwaves circuits I was ready to kill the decepticon, he was in worse shape than the scans showed! Even his spark casing had grime covering it; in fact the only place that didn't have anything wrong with it was his cassette chamber. "If you ever show up in my med bay like this again I will make you wish you had never been sparked!"

As I untied him Soundwave repeatedly stretched his joints and servos, seeming to enjoy being able to move them. The sight made me sigh and forget my anger, which had already dwindled because of the way he had so stonily held still while I cleaned him up.

"Thank you…" He murmured, after finishing his stretches. "I have not felt this good in a… long… long time…"

"Psssst! Make him feel even better!"

I almost jumped at Ironhides voice as he spoke through our bond, "Hush you!" I said back, "Go play with your cannons or something."

"But I wanna watch you get kinky with the enemy… it'd be… hot."

"And if I say no?" I asked, already getting charged. Instead of an answer all I got was a quick, rush of pure lust, making me drop the tools in my hands. "Fine!" I snapped out loud, ignoring the confused look Soundwave was shooting me.

Slowly I pushed him back against the berth he had just been tied to, pinning him there with my own body. He gawked at me, optics flashing as I removed his battle mask, revealing extremely kissable lips. "What are you doing?..."

"That stupid cannon wielding glitch head I call my bond mate had a request…" I said, touching his arms lightly and making Soundwaves engine purr. "A request?..."

"Yes, he wants me to make you feel even better." At the look on his face I chuckled, letting my hands dance down his arms before pushing him onto the table and kissing him. Almost instantly he kissed back before turning away to break the kiss, "Why are you so nervous?" I asked, worried incase there was something I missed… "I would rather not get shot by your bonded for upsetting you… and I don't like medical exams…"

The little admission made me laugh, "Prime offered you sanction right?" He nodded reluctantly. "Ok then! Primus your worse than Barricade when he first came to our side… and as for exams… I'll cure that dislike…" Primus! I never knew trying to seduce Soundwave would be so fun! It was even better as Ironhides presence was at the back of my processor, as if he was right there watching…

It gave me an odd thrill and grinned slightly before I grabbed the decepticons head and crushed our lips together in a heated kiss. He tensed at first but slowly relaxed, letting me have my way and even kissing back. I ran my hands up and down his arms gently, trying to relax him even more, I was surprised to see him acting so… modest… so hesitant… pressing against him even more I chuckled when he fell back, onto the berth he had been lying on not moments before. As he started to rise I had an idea, grabbing his hands and forcing him back, re-tying him with the bands on the table.

Soundwaves optics went wide and even wider when I crawled up and straddled him, hands dipping into seems in his armor and brushing lightly. The 'con hissed at my touch and I did it again, enjoying more of the sharp sounds coming from him.

"Cured yet?" I whispered after leaning down to nuzzle his audio, sensing my little game Soundwave shook his head and smirked.

"You're not that good Ratchet…" Ironhide said, making me jump again. "Try again…"

"Shut up you! What happened to playing with your cannons?" I snapped, sliding my fingers back in deeper and enjoying the moan that filtered through my 'patients' mouth. "Annoying you while you're working is much more fun."

"Slagger."

"You know it… now get back to your patient!"

I growled at him internally and dug my fingers in making Soundwave arch and cry out, the cry turning into a low moan.

Leaning down I bit into his neck, nibbling on the wiring and drawing more moans from him. In the back of my processor I heard a soft moan from Ironhide through our bond and smirked so he was getting off on this… good… very, very good. He pushed it and he was definitely getting a good show.

"Cured now?" I asked, biting down harder and getting a louder moan in return, he violently nodded his head at my query and I chuckled returning to my biting while stroking the wires under Soundwaves armor that I could reach. "Good…"

My spark pulsed and I grew so charged from the 'cons moans that I was soon moaning and hissing along with him, it was amazing how much his voice was charging me! The only one that had ever made me this charged from his voice was Ironhide and he was my bonded!

"Your hands… so good…" He gasped, I answered by stroking his chest plate again and trailing my licks down, pausing at the upper part of his chest plate to give it special attention. This time his moan was echoed with Ironhides and not in the back of my processor either.

For the third time I jumped, accidentally grinding my body into the mech under me. We both cried out at the feeling, oh primus was it good! I did it again, deliberately, watching my bondeds reaction… He was staring lustily, shaking with what had to be repressed need. The sight gave me very evil thoughts… very evil thoughts of how to get him and get him good…


I know I know I make you wait this long then I leave it off I'm sorry! Really truly sorry! Please don't kill me… R&R