This story is for chan chan chan chan... Vanessa123! because i don't want her killing me yet! hahahahahhaha just kidding!... thanks girl! so here is our dear ASH! hahahahhahaa... enjoy the story!

I don't own the Night World or any of the characters... but i still trying to own Ash, James, Quinn, Morgead and Thierry! XD

I can't believe she actually did it! hahahahahahaha I was LMAO! No kidding! but it was kinda evil though… hahahahahhahahahaaa… I love Jez ! she is such an artist!

Ok… so for the fact that we are trying to get more and more humans into the Night World so they could be part of the Circle Daybreak, we are stuck in a human school… I know… even vampires are torture with "school". However, it is the only place where I can be with Mark alone and without Ash saying to him to put his hands of me! It is sooooo annoying!

Ok… so things in the mansion have been alright… hahahahhahaa for most of us… hahahahahahahahahahaha except for Ash and I…

Since Ash is over-weigh…

Ash: "Jade I can read your thought! And I am not over-weigh!"

Ok! Fine… I'm sorry… so since Ash just got the biggest hugest belly I've ever seen in my life! Mare forced him to exercise everyday or…. Hahahahhahahahaa…. He was getting a liposuction =D =D

He opted to start exercising as soon as possible… the thing is that he tried to do it by his own but he couldn't coz Quinn was always distracting him with news and guys stuffs. So Mare made him start a sport journey with the master! Hahahahhahaa of course… the only one who could do something with THAT BELLY! Was of course!... Keller…

The thing is that in less than a month… yeah… you heard it right,,, in less than a month Ash got his super body back… or that's what he says! I'm just his little sister, so let's say that for me the guy is not a big thing!... but for Mare… my gosh! She has been dying with Ash new six packs! No kidding… actually to be honest, every single girl in the mansion has been dying for him! So now ALL the guys in the mansion are training!

Man! Ash's life is so easy… and now that Mark is training every single damn day! there is no one who can defend me!... or that's what I used to think… XD

So since I've been in this school, I've been kind of bully by a girl… not big deal for me, but sometimes that girl pisses the hell out of me, and I just feel like biting her! I am not exaggerating! Us the Redferns do not do that! The girl is just annoying…Her name is Kelly… For example, the other day…

Maggie: I heard the best remix ever man!

Poppy: which one?

Maggie: is with the song Physical…

Mare: who is it by?

Maggie: I don't know… my iPod sais that is from Germany Next Top Model…

Mare: hahahaahhahaa…. I know the original song… is good

Kelly: ARE YOU SERIOUS! THAT SONG IS AWFUL!

Maggie: I think that is good…

Kelly: the song that is by Olivia Newton?

Maggie: yeah =D

Kelly: is an awful song! It is terrible!... that thing shouldn't even be call music!

Maggie: wow.. chill Kelly… is just a song

Kelly: BUT IS AWFUL! THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE GOOD SONGS!

Poppy: My days! Is just a song! And it is not that bad Kelly!

Mare: yeah! Kelly you just have a different taste of music than us…

Kelly: that's the worst song I've ever heard…

You see! She is annoying! And if you don't believe me… I remember when the other day she…

Me: I admit it!

Hannah: What exactly?

Me: I'm stupider than Ash!

Mare: Ash is not stupid! He is one of the intelligent guys I ever met!

Hannah: hahahahaha it's ok Mare… =D Jade… why are you saying that?

Me: hahaha sorry Mare… I said that coz I can't learn French! Is sooo hard!

Mare: I know… but still, is such a beautiful language…

Hannah: I think that it's ok…

Gillian: same here! I think that is easier if you speak Spanish too… I mean both languages have similar words…

Kelly: French is an awful language! I hate it so much!

Me: I don't think that is that bad…

Mare: yeah… I mean it's hard, but it is not THAT bad…

Kelly: is sooo weird! And stupid! And awful! I HATE IT!

Hannah: ok… Kelly you are exaggerating

Kelly: NO! I AM NOT! THE LANGUAGE IS SO AWFUL!

Hannah: ok…

Me: no it is not… is actually beautiful…

Kelly: I'm gonna kill all the French people in the world! And there you go! NO MORE STUPID FRENCH

Mare: O.o

Me: O.o

Hannah: O.o

Gillian: O.o don't you think that is a little bit exaggerating…

Kelly: no it's no… it is the best solution…

Mare: oh god…

So… can you believe now! The girl is madam awful! EVERYTHING IS AWFUL TO HER! No kidding! Aaggghhhh… hahahaha but the other day…

Teacher: ok kids, so today we'll be doing something fun! We'll do cartoons!

Thea: yaayyy!

Kelly: ok Jade… I'm gonna draw you

Me: ok… :/

Hannah: I'm gonna draw you Maggie!

Maggie: hahahahhaa ok!

Me: Jez! I'm gonna draw you!

Jez: sure…

5 minutes after…

Kelly: ok… I'm done!

Me: let me see…

Kelly: there you go

Me: eeewwww I am not like that!

Jez: that thing doesn't look like Jade…

Maggie: no… it doesn't

Kelly: yes it does! Jade has big eyes… and long hair, and a huge mouth!

Me: NO I DON'T!

Hannah: she has a big smile… but a pretty smile! Not that!

Kelly: I'm sorry but it looks like her… so…

Jez: ok Kelly I'm gonna draw you…

Kelly: ok! But let me see at the end =D

Jez: oh yeah… you'll see it…

5 minutes later…

Jez: ok… I'm done… Jade check it out…

Me: IT LOOKS LIKE HER! HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Hannah: let me see!...

Maggie: OMG!

Jez: =D

Kelly: let me see! What the fuck? That doesn't look like me! I am not THAT FAT!

Jez: yes you are… and I'm sorry, but you were annoying Jade first… and trust me… no one annoys my cousin!

Kelly: you bitch! Cow bitch! Fuck you! Bitch!

Jez: yeah yeah yeah… blah blah blah everybody says that… and I'm sorry, but you started!

Kelly: bitch

Jez: whatever

Jade: hahahahhahahahahahahaha…. Love you Jez!

Jez: ;) it's ok

Kelly: bitch…

I love Jez… she is the best cousin ever!... sorry James, but she is the best! =D

Ok... so i know that is not really long... but pleasse review, suggest or comment the story!... also if you have any ideas... i'll be glad to heard them!