Foxfire
Chapter 7
Jinx – 32
Ravager – 27
Argent – 23
Bumble Bee - 15
Like I said before, I like Ravage better, so if you guys pick Jinx, I will either have Ravager become good friends with Naruto or make her a fourth. Anyway, Did you guy want Naruto to go to the hive instead of Cyborg…vote at the end. Well, here we go!
After Naruto had his meeting with the Hokage he left to go home. As he walked, he though back to the meeting.
-flashback-
"Hey old man, I got some stuff to tell you….it is important." said Naruto.
The old man sighed and said, "What is it Naruto?"
"Well, you know those puppets I used?"
"Yeah"
"They really are real people. They are my friends. Starfire is the one that is my sister and I have a way to bring them here."
The hokage had a shocked look on his face. "You said that they are in another world! How will you be able to do this?"
"Two things. The mind link I share with them all and the new clone jutsu I invented. I can bring their minds into this village."
"New clone jutsu? You made a NEW clone jutsu?"
"Yep, I call it the Titan Clone. It is a mix of the Shadow Clone Jutsu and Blood Clone Jutsu. It will be like they are here and not there." said Naruto. That was all their little spy heard before he left to go tell Danzo about what he heard.
"That is incredible! Why did I never think of a clone jutsu like that?"
"It is cuz your old" chuckled Naruto as the old man face vaulted.
"Now Naruto, I have but one concern and that is the council….you know they will try something."
Naruto scowled and said, "Yeah I know, but I'll put them in their place if they do try something….he he he." said Naruto as he blue fire shunshined out of there, leaving a shivering Hokage at what naruto would do to them.
-end flashback-
With that he went to sleep after a long day. The next day, he went to go see where Kakashi was and he found him at the hospital.
"Kakashi-sensei, think you could help me train for the finals?" asked Naruto, but even he knew the answer to that question.
"Sorry Naruto I can't, I am going to be training Sasuke." Kakashi lazily said.
Saw that coming. Naruto deadpanned in his mind. "Yeah ok…..I can get help some where else….I already planned on having the titans come over.' He said to himself but Kakashi heard him and wanted to ask but Naruto had already azure shunshined away.
"So Kakashi, where is that student you wanted me to meet?" asked Ebisu as he appeared on the scene.
"Gone….you can go after him if you want but I don't care." Kakashi said as he went back to his book and Ebisu just shrugged his shoulders, it was a waste of time anyway.
Back with Naruto…
Naruto was in training ground 7 and he was trying to figure out how to summon. He sighed and thought, Heh….the old man should know how to do this…I'll ask him later, but right now I feel like bringing the titans over here.
Star….Stafire, can you here me?
Yes, I can brother. What is it that you require?
Do any of you wanna visit Konoha through your minds like I do when I come there?
Glorious! I will ask them! Naruto only had to wait a few minutes as Starfire went in search of her friends. Brother, only a few of us can go at a time, Robin says that someone has to watch the tower.
Well that is understandable, who can come? He said through the mind link.
Me! Along with Raven and Robin. They wish to see what the ninja world is like. Beast boy and Cyborg will come later.
Alright…you three should meditate because that is how you will take control of your titan clone bodies.
Right! After she said that, the link went dead.
"Alright indeed." said Naruto as he preformed 2 hand signs and three Titan Clones appeared in the shape of Robin, Raven, and Starfire. He then put a hand to Starfire's forehand and whispered "connect" and she opened her eyes to her brother's world for the first time. He did that with the other two and they smiled.
"This is defiantly new." Robin commented. "It is like I am in two places at once but I can't feel my original body."
"Heh…join the club man." chuckled Naruto.
"It is like being in my own mind…very different." commented Raven.
"Yeah well…come on, I want to give you guys a tour." Naruto said and then for about two hours they went around the whole village. They met the ramen chiefs and actually found the ramen they make to be really good! They finally ended up at the hot springs after looking at the village from atop the Hokage Monument. "Care to have a refreshing dip?"
"That would be most glorious!" Starfire announced with stary eyes. "Come on Friend Raven, let us refresh ourselves in the Spring of Hotness!" She grabbed Raven before the girl could reply, making the boys sweat drop.
"Well, come one Robin." Naruto said after a few seconds.
"Right."
Ten minutes later, we see two happily sighing girls in their side the hot spring. Starfire looked over to Raven before asking, "Friend Raven?"
"Yeah, Starfire?"
"Do you like my brother?"
That question made Raven accidently inhale some of the steaming hot water her face was in, making the girl hack it out with wide eyes. When she regained her breath, she blushed and said, "W-what do you mean?" She asked and knew that somehere, something exploded.
"I think we both know Friend Raven." Starfire said in all seriousness, making Raven blink before sinking into the water and blowing some bubbles. "I sorry, I speak the bubbles."
Raven sighed, "How could you tell?"
"Knew for a long time now. I am still confused with your Earthly ways, but why don't you take him like our people do."
"I am not sure what you mean by that and to be honest, I am not sure if he likes me."
"I can tell he likes you but like I said before, we Tamerans are being of emotion, so this might come as shock to you."
"What is it Starfire.?"
"Race is Polygamous, so that would mean my brother, Foxfire will have a few girls with him along with you if you want to be with him…..though I have not told him that yet."
Raven looked at her friend in pure shock. "WHAT!"
A few minutes earlier with the boys…
Both boys shared a freaked out look. Why may you ask, well a rock just spontaneously exploded not a few feet from where they were in the hot spring. After calming down, Naruto looked to Robin and asked, "Speaking of thing spontaneously exploding…is it safe to leave Cyborg and Beast boy alone in the tower?"
Robin smirked. "I got it handled."
In the tower…
Beast Boy was strapped to a chair that shifted along with him so he could not escape while Cyborb was strapped to his sleeping station with his arms unsable. "YO! LET ME FREE!"
"Yeah dudes! This is so now cool!"
Back to Naruto and Robin…
Naruto threw his head back and laughed, "Man, remind me to new get on your bad side." Robin smirked
"WHAT!"!
They heard Raven's voice as a nearby rock melted and the water around them shot up and then fell on them. "We should go see if they are alright." Robin suggested.
"Right, but I wonder what Sis said to Raven." Naruto thought out loud, Robin shrugging his shoulders before they got back into their normal clothes again. As they walked toward the girls wall on the outside of the springs, the boy debated on who should ask if they were ok. "I am not, I heard what happens to people who try and they get treated like perverts here, and I don't feel like being a blood husk on the ground."
"Well I am no—who is that?" Robin refused before asking as they saw a long and spiky white haired man in a red and green outfit and clogs, looking through a hole in the war toward his sister AND a girl he likes.
Naruto's eyes became shadowed as an evil smile creeped onto his face and he cracked his knuckles. 'That Robin, is a pervert." He said in a vedry creepy voice that made Robin fear for the pervert's safety. Naruto calm walked over to the man, but stopped whe her heard the man giggle perversely and say something.
"Man….this Foxfire guy has given me a good idea for my new book…I'll call it Icha Icha Flames of the Fox"
That was not a good thing to say because Naruto cracked his fingers, making the man freeze up and glance fearfully at the menacing figure who had a blue bass guitar in his hand. Naruto snarled as he cocked back the guiar. "Just who the hell do you think I am!" He yelled, startling the girls inside the spring who decided to go see what happened.
WACK!
The guitar hit with Jiriaya's head just as the toweled girls made their way outside. "Brother, why did you hit that man in the head that is dressed as the Japanese actor?"
"Simple, he was peeping on you."
"Forgive me, but what does the peeping mean?"
"He means, the man was looking at our bodies without our permission!" growled Raven as black energy was flaming around her form. "He is otherwise known as a Peeping Tom."
Starfire gasped before her eyes began to glow a fierce green, scaring the crap out of a downed Jiriaya. "THE TOM OF PEEPING MUST BE PUNISHED!" She yelled as she former her Starbolts.
"Starfire wait!" Naruto called. She glared fiercely at her brother for stopping her. "This man does this crap as a profession. He peeps on girls and then writes books called Icha Icha….how about we let all the ladies behind us get their justice." Naruto replied, making Robin quickly look behind them only to pale as he saw a lot of very angry women. Naruto turned to Jiriaya and said, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki aka Foxfire." He introduced himself with a mock bow. The Toad Sage's eyes widened at that fact. "I leave you to your doom." He and his friends stepped to the side to let the many women have a wack at he perverted man, Starfire and Raven grinning evily at the man's pain as he cried in pain like a little girl. At that moment, an ANBU appeared next to Naruto, saw the beating, sweatdropped, and then turned to Naruto.
"Uzumaki-san, the council demands to see you and your friends." He said and then disappeared.
"Well, I should have known this was coming." Naruto said as they looked at him oddly. "Hold on guys…..we are traveling by shunshin." They each held on to him before they all disappeared in an azure flame up, leaving a screaming Toad Sage.
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Naruto and his Titan friends had arrived at the council chamber to see a smug looking Danzo along with the civilian council and an irrated ninja council along with Sarutobi. Also in the back, they could see Sasuke Uchiha next to Danzo.
"This can't be good." Naruto deadpanned.
"I am sorry about this Naruto but it seems that Danzo had a spy on our conversation." said the old man but in his eyes Naruto saw the rest of what he wanted to say 'yeah but not all of the conversation.'
"Great….." said Naruto sarcastically but he was also was telling his friends telepathically about the council and they were already pissed. One of the reasons I want to get out of here….
Don't worry Naruto…we will keep our cool thought Robin.
"So what do you want?" said Naruto with his arms crossed.
Danzo smirked and then said, "It has come to our attention that we have new people in our village and they are with our resident demon boy. That is unacceptable, so I thought of a way to punish them and also keep you in line."
"Still clinging to that stupid thought that I am the Kyuubi, huh?" said an annoyed Naruto.
"YOU ARE THE FUCKING DEMON YOU LITTLE HELL SPAWN!" yelled a random civilian clan head.
"Yes, and demons are not to have friends, it is bad enough that we let you be a ninja. We of the council believe that it is our job to keep you in line by making your life a living hell." said a smug Danzo while the ninja council scowled at that. "That is why we are going to arrest your colorful masked friend, because we can, and those two girls are going to the Sasuke so he can restart his clan and if they refuse…heh heh….we will use them as breeding stocks…You, demon have no choice in this matter….and we are also going to strip you of your ninja license while also send you to jail as well so we can truly keep you in line and beat you every day if we wish….for you see, demons do not deserve to live."
He would have said more but the killing intent to very high. Some of it was from the ninja council and the old man, but that was pretty much snuffed out by Naruto intense killing intent, hell some of it was even coming from Raven. You keeping your cools don't I have to keep mine to make a point. He said to the Titans. From where he stood, nobody could see his eyes because his hair was shadowing them. But what scared them was that super-heated blue fire that was coming off Naruto. "Who the hell do think you are! If you even read about the mission to Wave you would have seen that I unlocked my bloodline and that it killed off the Kyuubi. Oh and if your little spy stayed and heard the whole conversation….well we would not be here right now."
"STOP YOUR LIES KYUUBI! THAT VILLAGE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!" said the same civilian who then got a kunai through his throat thanks to the Hokage.
Danzo glared at the old man and the Hokage shrugged and said, "He broke my law."
"Fine…but I am curious…what was the rest of the conversation?" the one eyed man asked.
"If the idiots from ROOT can't stay and listen to the whole conversation that they truly are useless." said Naruto shocking everyone but the Hokage about how he knew of ROOT. "Now, the rest of the conversation was that my friends are here but they are also not here. You see, I have made a new clone jutsu called Titan Clone. That is a mix between Shadow and Blood Clones. They are also not from this world….only connected thanks to my jutsu. So they are not truly here and you can't really hurt them. If you could get at them I would kill you in a heartbeat. For Robin is a good friend of mine, Starfire….the one with orange skin like me…is MY SISTER, and Raven is a good friend too! So try all you want….you'll just die." Naruto ended with another flare of his power to freak out the civilian council.
"Oh and just to clear something up Danzo." started Sarutobi, "You ever make a notion like that without my approval…I will personally kill you myself."
"It is troublesome, but I am with the Hokage on that." The Nara Head said lazily and other ninja clan heads agreed on that.
"Oh and Danzo…..here is another piece of info that I am sure you didn't bother to find out…..MY bloodline sped up the process that the seal I once had on me to contain the Kyuubi….now the Kyuubi is gone….if you don't believe me…asked Hiashi."
Hiashi knew Danzo was going to ask since he was a cold hard pansy and did it anyway. He saw nothing….just a huge store of chakra. "He speaks the truth."
Danzo was furious! He had failed to finally be rid of the demon because he could not have it as a weapon, but he had noticed that since the wave mission, people were more friendly to him. He wanted to be a hero too so he could gain more favor with the village he would do anything for! "DAMNIT I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!" With that he raised his hand and a spear shot out of it, along with a chakra string. It almost pierced Naruto but he had moved out of the way and knocked it back, and since Hiashi was closer to Danzo, he hit all of his chakra points.
"No….try again and you will feel death."
"Damnit…..FINE!" said the man as he accepted defeat.
With that Naruto and his friend left while the Hokage told the council about Naruto and his family. Once outside, Naruto said, "I think you guys should back home….Danzo might try something…but I intend to cut him off at that, I need BB and Cyborg for the prank of the century!" At this the three Titans shivered and wanted to be nowhere from here when that went off.
"Alright, and thanks….we really need to get you to our world and fast." said Robin as he was already sweating from fear of the three pranksters
"Yes, you were very brave to stand up to those people." Starfire said as he gave him a big hug.
"Yeah, thanks." Raven said next as she walked up and gave him a kiss on the cheek, making them both blush, both for different reasons. Sakura, Hinata, and Ino walked around the corner and the peck on the cheek. They quickly hid behind the corner before poking their heads out.
"Who is she?" asked Hinata with a glare and venom in her voice, shocking her to friends..
"They came into the flower shop earlier…The colorful one is a friend named Robin, The orange skinned one is his sister; Starfire, and the chick that kissed him is Raven, which I am assuming is a love interest?." At this both Sakura and Hinata glared at the girl. Then Naruto and his friends said something that they couldn't hear and they went up in smoke, shocking the girls They then saw Naruto do the jutsu again and the clones transformed into a green skinned kid and a metal like kid. "Ok I am out of here, this has just gotten weird." said Ino as they left but Hinata had her bloodline activated to look for Raven, she would have revenge!
"OK, You guys get it….i am going to pull a prank here and I need help. With three prank masters on this….Konoha doesn't stand a chance." said Naruto and the two smirked. The three went off in some direction, planning what they would do to this place. They even laughed and made a lot of people uneasy.
However, Beast Boy and Cyborg regrouped a few minutes later. "Hey, let's give Naruto some more Tofu!"
Cyborg shivered before he smirked. "Ok, but Konoha is in for one hell of a day tomorrow." The boys laughed evilly, scaring a lot of people.
The next morning…..
A box was on each on the ninja clan's porches. What they found inside was a seal and letter. The letter said to put it on when Gai and Lee started hugging. Yeah…that was a bad sign.
When the rest of the village woke up, they found that something was off, but continued normally. Though, when people got out of their homes, they saw it…..or rather each other. Everyone was a different color and some were even a rainbow of colors. That wasn't all, they stunk too….stinky water, well actually, the whole village stunk. The sewers were over loaded with high powered stink bombs! The houses were also covered in wet toilet paper, along with everyone's real furniture on top of random roofs which they were super glued there and who ever tried to touch them got shocked or get caught in a genjutsu that made them laugh insanely.
Then flaming bags of crap appeared out of nowhere as paintballs appeared out of nowhere, then made the bags explode sending crap and burnt paint flying on everyone. They noticed that they were really itchy too! Those people never noticed a Naruto in the shadows, dressed as the Full Metal Alchemist and giggling insanely before poofing out of existence.
Let's just say for half the morning, there was chaos in the streets and only some of them noticed that the Hokage Monument had been painted…again, but this time they were painted to look like the Power Rangers on drugs.
After awhile, they noticed that there would be a lot of work to do to get back to normal, but first they had to get through what was coming next. At Noon, a genjutsu set in and not even the Hokage could break it. Of course he didn't to since he was protected.
It happened and no one would ever forget, a drugged Gai and Lee made their way to the top of the Hokage Tower, while their genjutsu copies dance around Konoha, heck some of them were doing odd poses like the Ginyu Force. Why? Well they were wearing pink totos over their now yellow jump suits. Some were even dressed as the Teletubies, Barny, the freaks from sesame street, and green hopping bunnies of DOOM! Some of the copies that were real Naruto clones, that went and dragged out all the civilian council members and Danzo, who were dressed in twisted and psycho looking clown outfits. That and all the Gai and Lee Clones made everyone want to scream in horror….oh but that was not the end to this. As soon as Gai and Lee made it to the top of tower, They started hugging like there was no tomorrow, then the genjutsu made them look 50 times bigger, along with that sunset. People were about to scream but stopped as they as they saw something worse. Gai and Lee's clothes were fading away. That did it, THAT made everyone scream in horror and run around like they were chickens with their heads cut off!
As this day comes to an end, it looks like people are now foaming at the mouth, but it was also the time when a strange yellow gas was covering the entire village. People felt the urge to SING! That was because a Naruto clone was dressed as Negi Springfield along with his furry friend, Camo were casting spells to make the gas appear.
One person got up, then one by one they all got up and started singing and dancing.
Young men, there's no need to feel down
I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young men, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young men, there's a place you can go
I said, young men, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Young men, are you listenin' to me?
I said, young men, what do you wanna be?
I said, young men, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himself
I said, young men, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today
Young men, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight
That's when someone came up to me
And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street
It's a place there called the YMCA
They can start you back on your way"
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Young men, young men, there's no need to feel down
Young men, young men, pick yourself off the ground
YMCA
And just go to the YMCA
Young men, young men, I was once in your shoes
Young men, young men, I was down with the blues
YMCA
Gaara looked at his siblings, then the rest of the village and said to Shikaku, "This place is nuts and that is saying something."
"GOT THAT RIGHT KID! THIS IS MY KINDA TOWN!" The beast said as it laughed and sung along.
"Mommy….I'm scared." Gaara cried as he went into the fetal position, Shukaku laughing in his head.
Atop the Hokage Monument, Naruto, BB, Cyborg where all laughing their asses off and so were the titans in the tower. They had evensomehow hooked it up to the TV system in their world so everyone could see. "Man that was good! I can't believe you thought of most of that, Naruto." BB said to a strangely dressed Naruto.
Our blond was dressed exactly like Kamina from Gurren Lagann, orange sun glasses and all. "HEY HEY HEY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!"
Raidentensho suggested I put in something with Gurren Lagann, so dude, you got you wish. Oh, please check my profile. I now have a pictures done for Time is an Ocean in a Storm. I am also getting a picture done for this story…even if it is chibified...also this is the last chapter with the semi old stuff. We are finally getting into the new stuff! Yatta!
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