Grant was ticked off, and I mean really ticked off.

His team's A.I. decided to send him into unknown territory instead of helping him. And know he was in some unknown forest with no idea where he was going, or where everyone else was. His radio was dead, and Rico was still trying to fix it.

"Alright mister smart a #$, where the hell are we know?" Grant asked his digital companion. Rico's holographic avatar appeared right next to him. "Judging by the color of the forest, and according to the data I have on the RWBY universe, I believe we are in what is referred to as Forever Fall." The A.I. finished. "Oh, gee, that's helpful, now tell me where we go to find civilization, or help, someplace with people." Grant ordered Rico. "Oh, I'm sorry, Rooster Teeth never made a map for this world, and the other information sources don't have any clue how to navigate this place. So, yeah, were f$# ed." Rico replied. "I'm beginning to regret letting Burn program you with his and Matt's personalities." Grant replied. "Haters gonna hate." Rico said.

Grant rolled his eyes under his helmet as he walked along, DMR at the ready. "How long is it going to take to get our communicators back online?" Grant asked. "The portal interfered with our network when we went through, but, it should take me a few more minutes before I get everything up and running." The A.I. replied. Grant suddenly spun around and pointed his gun at a tree branch. There was nothing there, but Grant wasn't about to lower his guard. He knew someone was watching him from the shadows. He lowered his gun for a moment. Then he threw a large dagger at a tree branch behind him. He heard a shout as the branch broke and with super human reflexes, speed up to where the stalker had fallen and put a pistol to his/her chin. He felt a cold metal blade near his neck. Grant eyed the person who watched him, and she stared back.

"Blake Belladonna?" Grant asked. The Faunus stared back at him before she disappeared from his grasp and reappeared behind him. "And you must be one of Burn's friends." Blake said as she sheathed her weapon. "Grant." The Spartan replied. "Did Burn do anything embearacing when you meet him?" "He immedialty said he knew who we were, started talking about how he was from another dimension, and he started creeping Ruby out when he asked for the schematics for her weapon." She replied. Grant face palmed himself. "I apologize for his behavior; he just can't control himself sometime." He spoke. "You see, he is a bit obsessed with the RWBY show ever since he watched the first episode."

Flash Back

Burn was scrolling through the internet, searching for more red vs blue videos to watch when he saw Sarge's picture on a video labeled 'RT animated recap.' He immedialty clicked on it. After watching said video, 2 questions crossed his mind. 1. Who were those girls that kept appearing in the video? 2. What is RWBY? The crimson Spartan then searched it on YouTube and found 'Episode 1: Ruby Rose' in the search results. "Meh, might as well see if it's interesting." He said as he clicked on it.

A few minutes later…..

"HOLY CRAP COVRED SAQUATCH ON A POGO STICK!" Burn screamed as he saw the young female on computer screen pull out a giant scythe and started twirling it around like it was nothing. "There's no way this could get any—IT'S A GUN TOO?!" it was from that day onward, Burn was obsessed with RWBY.

"So anyway, is Burn at beacon?" Grant asked. "Yeah, the rest of the team is looking for your friends." Blake said. "And where is Beacon exactly?" Grant asked. Blake just pointed towards the way she came from. "That was my next guess." Grant said. "No it wasn't." Rico said. Blake seemed to grow alert, believing someone was watching. "Oh, that's just Rico, come on out Rico." Grant said. Rico's avatar appeared a moment later. "Sup'?" He asked. Blake took a few steps back out of surprise. "Is that what I think it is?" She asked. "Well it depends if you think I'm either a ghost or an A.I. I'm the latter by the way." Rico replied. Blake just stared at it with fascination. "Do the rest of your teammates have an A.I. as well?" She asked. "Nope, just little old me. I serve as the team's intelligence, navigation, you know, that kind of stuff." The computer program said. "BTW, whats with the 'Ninjas of Love' book that you were seen with in that one episode of RWBY?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Blake said rather quickly. "Sure you don't." Rico said sarcastically. "No really, I don't." Blake said as she tried to hide the blush that was coming from her face. "Alright Rico, she's had enough." Grant said. "But its f #ing hilarious." The A.I. said between laughs. "Rico, log off." Grant ordered. "Alright, yesh, you don't have to be a b #$ about it." Rico's avatar disappeared a moment later. "Are all A.I.s in your world like this?" Blake asked. "No, Burn programmed Rico to be like him and Matt, and I've regretted having him on the team ever since." Grant replied. "You know you love me." Rico said teasingly. "SHUT UP!" Grant screamed.

"I wouldn't yell so loud if I were you, the Grimm could be nearby." Blake said. "Blake, I've been in this forest for hours, arguing with a moronic A.I, and I have yet to fight some weird animal demon thing." Grant replied. A moment after he said that a low growling could be heard behind him. He turned to see a Beowulf staring directly at him, jaws drooling as it snarled at him. "Madre de dios." He said. Then several more wolf beast appeared behind it. "You just had to jinx it, didn't you?" Rico said from inside Grant's helmet.

Then the creatures charge at the duo, claws outstretched. Grant immediately started firing his DMR while Blake pulled out Gambol Shroud, switched it to its pistol form, and started shooting. 3 of the monsters went down, but the rest just continued their charge. Blake switched her weapon to its katana form while Grant put his DMR aside and pulled out an energy sword.

"I actually suspected you people would have a laser sword of some kind." Blake said. "Was it that obvious?" Grant asked. The dark duo then started slashing away at the Beowulves. Grant stabbed one of the creatures, the glowing blade burned its insides. Then he cut another one in half. One of them tried to attack him from behind, but Blake hacked it to pieces before it could lay a claw on the Spartan. The two warriors were putting up a good fight, but the Beowulves just kept coming. "Radios fixed, I recommend reinforcements." Rico said as Grant decapitated another beast. "Roger that, hey guys, can anyone hear me?" Grant said to the other line. There was a moment of static before a reply was heard.

"I read you Grant, whats up?" Burn asked from the other line. "Oh, not much, just about to get EATEN BY A HORDE OF WEREWOLF MONSTERS!" He screamed back. A Beowulf tried to bite his head off but Blake stabbed its head. "And, I found Blake." Grant added. "Hold on my wannabe assassin comrade, we'll be right there faster than you can say pancakes" Came Burn's reply. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Grant screamed into the radio, but Burn hung up on him. "Think your friends will be able to help us?" Blake asked.

Meanwhile

The three remaining members of Fire team Destro, team RWBY, and team JNPR got into the airship while Burn jumped in the pilot's seat. "Are you sure you can fly one of these?" Weiss asked. "Can't be any harder than driving a lawn mower." Burn replied. Everyone's faces went pale at that moment, with the exception of Matt. "I think that I'm going to reconsider-" "PUNCH IT!" Mat screamed. "Consider it punched." Burn replied. A moment later the airship started spinning around out of control as the occupants started screaming. "I think I'm gonna hurl." Jaune said. "Just be sure to do so on Hicks." Burn yelled back.

Back at Forever Fall…..

"No, I don't think they'll be much help at all."


Small note: I based Burn the Spartan watching the first episode of RWBY exactly on my experience. Every part of it is based on a true story.

I have also decided to let you guys guess on who the guy from the 'Gold annoys Yellow' chapter is and what his grudge against Burn is. If you guess correctly, I'll give you a cookie.

"That you stole from my stash!"

Oh great, not you too Ruby.

"Wait, where am I?"

I should probaly fix the 4th wall. Now random people are coming through.

"Whatz up?!"

DEADPOOL?!

What are you even doing here? You're not in this story.

"Where ever the 4th wall is broken, I will always be there."

I need a vacation. Just don't mess up the story plot.

"Mabey I will, maybe I won't"

I'm begining to see why all the marvel heroes hate you.

"You mean 'Love'?"

No, definatly hate.