Sorry for the long wait! I had final exams and stuff… And just a warning, I'm rating this chapter in the teens for a joke I make later.
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Drinking game (In this chapter, Marik's actions will be replaced with Melvin's, and Bakura's with Ryou's)
Every time Marik says 'Frig' or any of its variations, take a drink!
Every time Marik calls Bakura 'Fluffy' 'Kitty' or ''Kura', take a drink!
Every time Bakura says something British (Bloody, Wanker, Bugger, ect.), take a drink!
Every time someone says a bad word, take a drink! You have to take two if it is 'Frig' or one of Bakura's British exclamations.
Every time Yugi says 'Super Special Awesome', take a drink!
Whenever Kaiba tells Mokuba to shut up, take a drink!
I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Yu-Gi-OH Abridged, this list, Target, the idea for this fic, or Leather pants.
I'm getting ready, my legs have been waxed
Cause when we get them I am wearing your slacks
Right on my touche
Touch touche touche (Right on my touche.)
Me and Bakura, we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oooooooooooo~
Me and Bakura, we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Ha-ha-hahaha Mwa-ha-hahaha
We've got the leather pants!
For the second time in the story, Ryou Bakura pushed his cart through the store. It was a little strange to him that all the people in the front of the store warned him to either not go in there or that there was a monster in there.
"It was a little strange to me that all the people in the front of the store warned me to either not go in there or that there was a monster in there." Ryou claimed, turning the corner. His cart crashed into someone on the other side of the corner, and the cart exploded.
"Who ran into me? Who's getting a HUG?" The person said.
'Bugger Bugger Bugger' Ryou thought. "Melvin? What are you doing here?" He asked.
"I'm filling in for Marik," Melvin yelled.
"Why?"
"The reason is not important. Where is Bakura?"
"He said he needed a break to plot his evil plans. He left this note," Ryou said, handing Melvin a note
"Melvin-
You are going to do part of the list with my host. If you physically harm him, I will tear off your (bleep) and shove it right up your (bleep). The last time you stabbed him I ended up in the hospital, so believe me when I tell you that I mean what I just said about your (bleep).
-Bakura," Melvin read.
"He scares me," Ryou said.
"Do you want a HUG?"
Ryou looked scared and used his puppy dog eyes on Melvin, who said "Those eyes are cute. Can I rip them out of the sockets and keep them?" Ryou looked terrified.
"So, foolish child, are we going to do this or not?" Melvin said, as all the deathshipping fangirls squealed.
"I guess, do you have the list?" Ryou replied, as all the deathshipping fangirls started to cry.
"Right here," He said, pulling out the list. " '180. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily' Well, that won't do. You'll have to do this," Melvin said, looking at Ryou. Ryou gulped and nodded his head. He walked off until he found Yugi, who was shopping for a new pair of leather shoes. Ryou walked over to him and started to stare. It was a good 5 minutes until Yugi realized that someone was watching him.
He turned around and asked "Why are you staring at me?" Ryou just grinned and walked away.
"There you are. I was wondering what was taking you so long," Melvin greeted Ryou. Ryou, who started to cry on the inside, smiled as best he could.
"I suppose we'd better get on with it," He concluded. "181. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" " Melvin smiled evilly as he read the last part. "I think I'll do this one!" He yelled. He ran off, leaving Ryou alone. 'I'd better get out of here. This will get ugly.' He thought, and raced out of the store.
On the other side of the store, Melvin looked around for good victims. He spotted the annoying employee, Frank, and smiled. He walked over to him, and gave him a big hug.
"I love you!" He yelled, as he drove a knife into Frank's back. Luckily for Frank he was a zombie, so the knife didn't harm him at all. Melvin released a very confused Frank, and was equally confused when he didn't see him dead at his feet.
"Well… This is awkward…" Melvin said. Frank nodded, and they both went their separate ways. And because I'm too lazy to write another part with Melvin hugging someone else, Melvin crossed off number 181.
"Where is Ryou? I'm so going to HUG him into oblivion when I see him again!" Melvin yelled, angrily. With a sigh, he read the next item on the list. "182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, 'Ooh la la!' "
So, with the intention of finishing this Ra-be-damned list, he headed off to the bathrooms. When he got there, he looked at both signs. One said women, and the other said men. With a bit of thought, Melvin decided to enter the women's bathroom. The bathroom smelled like flowers and pee-tinkle.
"This bathroom smells like flowers and pee-tinkle," Melvin acknowledged. He started opening all the stalls in the bathroom and saying "Ooh la la!" He received many strange glances from the women coming out of the stalls. After a while, one of the employees came and yelled at him for being in the women's bathroom.
"This is the women's bathroom. I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store, sir. You're making our female customers very uncomfortable," He said.
"Sure, but before I go, could I get a HUG?" He asked.
"A hug? I don't see why no- OH MY GOD! IT BURNS! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD STAB SOMEONE WITH A TAMPON!" He yelled.
"I don't see why you can't stab someone with it, I mean it's meant for blood," Melvin said. He casually walked out of the store, leaving behind one less security guard.
And now for the stinger!
"Hey Pharaoh! Play that one about falling off a cliff!" A tanned Bakura said.
"Sure think, Bakura!" The Pharaoh yelled, letting go of the cliff he was hanging onto and plummeting into a dark abyss.
"I love it!" Bakura cried.
(Line Break)
Hooray! New ASDF 5, new stingers! I was going to have Kikyo fall of a cliff, but I settled on using something from Yu-Gi-Oh. So anyway, now you see why I rated this chapter in the Teens. I really couldn't resist putting that joke in there XD BTW, I reset the poll on my profile, so you can all re-vote on what you want the new opening to be!
