A/N:
You?! What kind of chapter title is that? Pay attention guys, knowing your chapter titles will come in handy. Starting from the chapter "Do" and on, put the words together, and over the course of a few weeks, a sentence may form.. *Laughs evily*
"Okay, yes, hi!" Jessie said, appreaching Wash after a long time of yelling. "You wanted to see me?"
"Yes, we did." He gestured to Carolina and Kimball beside him.
"If you know what's going on, what's happening in the future, you need to tell us," Carolina said, and I walked up and joined the small group.
"Are we going to tell them now," I started, whispering to Jessie, "Or are you so in love you'll give him a chance?" I said the last part in a way that said "Forget it. They're gonna know if you like it or not."
"I.. I think we should," She responded, and I internally sighed, "Like Mom said, he wasn't always like this, and he doesn't always have to be. If I can just find a way to stop him..." She trailed off.
"Who are you talking about?" Carolina asked. "Because by the sound of it he doesn't seem like someone I want around."
"Oh, uh... I-he-it... He's not that bad, I'm sure! Nothing to worry about here!" Jessie said with a big smile. I need to stop letting her be the one to lie..
"You do realize you're a terrible liar," Wash pointed out.
"I know.." Jessie mumbled to herself.
"It's just a situation we can deal with ourselves. We have it under control and you have nothing to worry about," I said, making sure I looked reassuring, especially under the disbelieving looks they gave me.
"If you insist," Kimball said, "But for the sake of winning this war, if anything even begins to stray away from whatever you have planned, you have to tell us."
"Like I said, you don't have anything to worry about." Or everything to worry about, but, you know, Jessie prefers secretive.. Apparently.
"I will tell you that you need to watch who you make allies with, and who your real enemy is," I quickly said, earning a quick glare from Jessie.
"Our real enemy?" Kimball echoed.
"Well, it ain't the Feds, that's for sure!" I laughed, before instantly covering my mouth.
"What do you mean, it isn't the Feds?" Carolina asked.
Okay, stay quiet, and get the living shit beat out of you, or tell them, and have Jessie hate me for it.. Fuck it, our lives matter more! "Where's Felix?"
"I'm not sure, but he isn't around here. Why?" Asked Kimball.
"Kat, don't you dare tell them!" Jessie hissed.
"Good. Do you know the guy working for the Feds? Locus?" I asked.
"Not personally, thank goodness."
"Yeah... he isn't actually working for the Feds..," I said.
"What does that mean?" Asked Kimball.
"It means, he's actually working for space pirate people who work for the- Oof!" I got my mouth covered by Jessie.
"Fuck, I shouldn't have told you the ending of season 12..," my sister said. I used all of my strength to get her off of me, gasping for breath.
I whispered as silently as I can, "I won't tell them Felix is involved, okay?" She stared at me for a bit, then sighed, standing back. "Locus works for the Oversight Sub-Committee Chairman. He's trying to boost the war on this planet so everyone kills each other and he can use the then-dead planet to do whatever he wants with! With the attacks on the Reds and Blues, bringing them into the war in the first place, they're being used to boost the moral of the soldiers here so they can fight harder and die even faster!"
There was a silence, and that's when I realized we had gathered a crowd... And Felix was a part of it. This gesture better save my life... Or I'll kill myself. I looked to Felix, and gave a wink, trying to tell him that I didn't say anything about him on perpose. He seemed to kind if get, just looking at us with what I thought was slight anger as he tried his best to show that he was just as surprised as everyone else. I slowly walked over to him with Jessie.
When I reached him, Jessie took a deep breath, and began to whisper, "Okay, while they don't suspect you for anything, why don't we have a little talk away from everyone else, eh?" He just looked at her, and slowly moved out of the crowd for us to follow. When no one could hear us, I thought I could speak.
"You owe us. You definately owe us. You know, for not ratting you out," I said.
"You knew.. This whole time," he said.
"I knew before I came to this place the first time," Jessie said.
"But you didn't say anything. The oppertunity was there the whole time, get me in jail, get rewarded, save the lives of thousands of people.. and yet, even in revealing everything we thought we had hidden, you didn't say a word about me," Said Felix. "Why?"
"Becausemysister'sanidiotandthinkstheresacctuallysomethinggoodleftinyouandidon'twanthertohateme," I muttered to myself.
"What did you say?" Asked Jessie.
I sighed, "Nothing.." I looked at Felix, "It's partially because of our Mom."
"Her?"
"Heh, she still thinks there's some good loeft in you," I said.
"She does feel kinda bad for, you know, abandoning you in a different time with no one to care for you," Jessie said.
"There you two are!" Church exclaimed, finding our little hiding spot. "That's some pretty fucked up stuff you said back there."
"Yeah, that's a word," I muttered. "How are the people reacting?"
"A lot of them don't really belive you, despite you knowing every but about our past," Church said. "You do realize how stalkerish that is, right?"
"I do, now that I've thought about it. But, in my universe, there are millions who know as much as we do.. which is probably why you shouldn't ever go to our universe," I said with a light laugh. "One, there will be fan girls all over you, two, this AI technology is way too advanced for us, and three, we have enough people from this universe in ours as it is."
"Wait, who else is in your universe?" Church asked, and I paused. I definately couldn't tell him, or anyone, about Allison. Especially him.
"Well, my mom and dad were born in this universe," I thought about it, "Actually, so was I. I was here until I was three years old."
"Weird. Hey, anyone I might actally have heard about in that place?" Asked Church. "I mean, it could explain a lot of disappearences.. Ya know?"
"Nope! No one you would know, Church!" Jessie said.
"Too bad," Sighed Church, "Now come on! What you guys said back there is bringing a lot of questions that people want answered."
"Fine," Jessie said, and I followed her out, gesturing behind me to Felix that we would talk later.
Church looked at me, "Soo... what was that part about fangirls?"
I facepalmed, then looked back at Church, "Tucker also has fangirls... somehow.."
"That's.. kinda disturbing."
"Tell me about it!"
Jessie spoke, "I'm friends with one of them."
"You must have really bad taste in friends, then," Said Church.
"Hey! Tucker's pretty much a badass right now!"
"Are you saying you like Tucker?" Church asked.
"He's my second favorite Blood Gulcher, so yes, yes, I am," Answered my sister, "But no way in Hell would I ever go out with him!"
"Better," I said.
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"So.. why exactly did you send them there?" Zack asked, taking a seat on the couch.
"I saw it in their eyes that they wanted to go back, so I let them. Though it may not have been at the best time, according to what I've seen from the Red vs. Blue show," Allison answered.
"Wait, you know about Red vs. Blue?"
"Of course I do! It's good if you want to figure it what happened to things when you weren't around," Allison spoke. "Honestly, I don't like it too much."
"You have an insane husband," Zack said.
"At least he's less mouthy than the Church on that show," Allison remarked.
"I guess so," Zack agreed, "I wonder if he can aim?"
"Not if his life depended on it."
"You.. You do realize he's probably not alive now, right?" Zack asked.
"Yeah.. I do. He did so much for me, when the whole time I just couldn't get this stupid device to work and take me home. A lot of the bad stuff that's happened.. I think it's my fault."
"Zack! I'm here, we have a lot to talk abo- oh.. You have compony.." Zack turned around and saw that his dad had entered the house.
"You've met, right?" Zack asked.
"Allison. Yeah, we know each other," Dad responded. Zack looked back at Allison.
"Long time no see, Jack."
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Dad asked.
"I get that a lot."
"Wait, who would you get it from?"
"None of your business," Answered Allison. "He's not ready for visitors yet."
"He? Who's he?" Zack asked, "You never said anything about a 'he'."
"He is someone you don't need to meet right now," Allison said.
"Zack. What is she doing in our house, exactly?" Dad asked.
"Here's the deal: you help me with what I want, and I'll take you to him, as well as bring you back to the rest of your family," Allison proposed.
"Depends. What do you want?" Dad asked.
"I need to find someone."
"Perhaps it would help if you told us who," Zack said matter-of-factly.
"I already went through the wikis, episodes and everything," Allisone told them, "You wouldn't recognize the name."
"Well, considering that I've seen you fight before, I'll take that deal," Dad said, reaching out his hand, and Allison shook it.
"So.. when exactly do we start... whatever it is we're doing?" Zack asked, and Allison grinned.
She got out her little teleportation device and tinkered with it a little, then pressed the activation button. "Right now."
A/N:
Now, who could they possibly be finding? I guess you'll find out soon. Who is he? You'll also find out.. In like seven weeks or so.. I dunno. But, I will tell you, the whole family is officially in the Red vs. Blue universe! Let the chaos begin! I'm not much of a fan of this chapter, but it will do.
