Me: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT,THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAP STICK!!!

Bakura: Lexie

Me: I LIKED IT,I LIKED IT

Marik: Lexie...

Me: TOO GOOD TO DENY IT!!!

Bakura&Marik: LEXIE!!!!

Me: WHAT!!!

Seto: Stop singing about kissing girls and do the disclaimer.

Me: Ooh right. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh but Amane is all mine. I also do not own Hooters.*puts headphones back on*I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT,I LIKED IT!!!

The next day everyone got in the van. This time Bakura ended up driving. Everyone grabbed onto each other before the car started moving. Bakura turned Slipknot on maximum volume and took off like a bat outta hell. Amane had to many hearts in her eyes to notice. It was only when Ryou screamed that came out of her love trance.

"BAKURA WATCH THE BLOODY ROAD!" Ryou screamed.

"Calm down Ryou, I'm doing fine. We're only going 93 miles an hour. That's so slow." Bakura shouted over the music.

Amane looked out the window and realized that they were going incredibly fast. She grabbed on to Marik's arm almost breaking it.

"Amane, could you let your grip up, I'm starting to loose circulation in my arm." Marik said.

"Deal with it. Bakura's driving and we're all gonna die." Amane said, grabbing Marik's arm tighter if possible. Marik sighed and managed to pry her hands off him arm. He wrapped his arm around her and she sat as far away from the window as she could. Marik laughed.

"Bakura, for the love of Ra slow down. I may be a three-thousand year old Pharaoh but everyone else can still die."

"Ah, put on some big girl panties and suck it up pansy." Bakura shouted, just barely avoiding a collision with a gas truck.

"Bakura will you please slow down." Ryou asked, his eyes squeezed tight.

"Don't need to. We're here." Bakura said, finding a parking spot and parking. Everyone let out a sigh of relief.

"What are you and Mokie gonna do?" Seto asked.

"I don't know, play cards, listen to music, watch a movie. Stuff like that." Yugi said.

"Setooooo"

"What Mokuba."

"I wanna come in too."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Not a place for children."

"But I wanna see the boobies!" Mokuba said stomping his foot.

"Not a chance little guy." Seto said, messing Mokuba's hair.

"Fine. I'll stay here." Mokuba said, finally giving up. The others got out of the van and headed in.

~Inside Hooters~

"Holy shit. I've never seen so many naked women before." Tristin said, his eyes the size of saucers. Duke, Tristin, Malik, and Marik looked at their girls with pleading eyes.

"Just go up to the bar and get a drink before your eyes fall out." Mai said. The guys practically ran to the bar and threw themselves on the stools. The girls went over to a table where a blonde waitress was.

"Hey ladies, can I help you?" She asked. Her hair was bleached blonde, her eyes were hazel, and she had freckles.

"No thanks, we're just waiting for our boyfriends." Amane said. The waitress nodded and left.

"Do you think it was a good idea leaving the guys alone up there?" Serenity said.

"Not really, but hey, we gotta trust them." Tea said.

"I guess." Serenity agreed. Soon the guys came over to the table and took seats. Marik sat next to Kalie and then another waitress came up to them.

"Are you guys all set over here?" She asked. They nodded but instead of leaving she went over to Marik.

"Hey cutie. How are you." Marik didn't speak. He could feel a very huge aura coming from Amane, and it wasn't a good one.

"N-no thanks."

"Are you sure. I can get you anything you like." She said seductively. Amane was getting more pissed by the second.

"No thanks." Marik said, getting worried about Amane's anger.

"Are you..."

"Listen bitch, he said he didn't want anything." Amane hissed.

"Well excuse me little Miss. Albino." The waitress sneered. Everyone at that table knew better than to call Amane Little Miss Albino. Marik was very scared. Hell, even Bakura was scared.

"What did you just call me?" Amane said, venom in her voice. Her facial expression said "die".

"You heard me. Why would he want someone as pale as you compared to someone like me?"

"Maybe because he wants someone who doesn't have flotation devices for boobs, and someone who doesn't act and dress like a fuckin slut."

Everyone gasped at that. They never expected Amane as the fighting type.

"Oh I'm the slut. At least I'm pretty and smart."

That was the last straw. Amane had had enough. No one called her ugly or stupid. Amane stood up walked over to the slut and bitch slapped her so hard she flew to the floor. The waitress got up off the floor and grabbed Amane by her hair dragging her out the door. The others followed. They came out just in time to see the waitress and a big guy throw Amane into the wall.

"Hey, get away from her." Marik said, and launched himself at the big guy. Amane got up and punched the waitress when she wasn't looking. The waitress went flying into the garbage cans and got knocked out. The big guy saw and went after Amane.

"Seto get the fucking van." Marik yelled, still on the big guys back. The big guy easily threw him off and into a wall.

"Marik!" Amane yelled. The big guy was just about to hit her when she caught his punch and flipped him over her shoulder and knocked him out.

"Holy crap Amane.I didn't know you were that strong." Marik said, getting up and walking over to her. He put a hand on her shoulder and she winced. Her shoulder had been sliced open, with what looked like glass.

"Amane?" Ryou asked looking at the wound.

"When the bitch and her boyfriend threw me into the wall my arm hit a piece of glass sticking out of it." Amane said, wincing when Bakura touched it. Finally the van came around. They all hopped in and got the hell outta there.

"You know, this was never how I thought my first Hooters experience would be like." Seto said.

Me: Damn that was fun.

Amane: Not for me, my head and arm hurt from that fight.

Marik: yeah, i thought I was gonna lose her.

Me: Aww shaddup and suck it up.

Bakura: That's what i told them.

Me: Everyone stop complaining and being a kiss ass.

Mokuba: Please review