Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry for the late update! I made this chapter extra-long. Here's the next chapter of Kitties of Konoha!

We all piled into the car to go to the mall. I love the mall. There is EVERYTHING there!

"So what is a mall, exactly?" Sai asked.

"Well, it's a place where you can get everything. Clothes, food, you name it, they got it. Well, I might be over exaggerating, but you get the idea."

"So you can get a penis there? Because Naruto needs one."

"..."

I slapped Sai. "Bad Sai. No penis."

"You guys are SUCH a drag."

"Shut up Shikamaru! You're the drag here!"

Shikamaru glared. I glared. Then I realized I was driving. "Fuck!" I yelled. "Try not to annoy me. I'm driving. We'll be there in 5 minutes, so SHUT UP!"

And they did.

I finally parked the car in the mall's parking lot. "Now, we are at the-" "Dun, dun DUN!" yelled Anna. "Mall." I finished. "Anna, you ruined the moment!" She gave a pouty face. "Fine... now everyone fallow me. Whatever you do, DO NOT, I said DO NOT, separate from us. IS THAT CLEAR!" Everyone nodded slowly. "Sorry, I get over protective." I walked into the mall with everyone fallowing. "First store, Marshalls. It's cheap and it gets the job done." I strolled into Marshalls. "The men's is over there. I'll shop for the girls." We all separated into the right clothing aisles.

TIME SKIP

We were waiting at the checkout, were the sleazy girl who was the cashier was hitting on Gaara. I never knew he could use sarcasm...ah, well. She finally gave us our bags, leaning over to give Gaara a kiss on the cheek.

I slapped the hell out of that bitch.

"Eat that, mother fucker! And don't you hit on Gaara!" I shouted as we walked out of the store. My ninjas looked appalled. "Oh, don't you look scared. I can be nasty when I want to." I sighed. "Next store, Hot Topic!" "Yeah! Yeah! Hot Topic!" Anna said with a smile. Annamarie nodded. "Alright." "Fallow me into the store of topics that are hot!" I marched into the store. "You guys can pick one thing. ONLY ONE. Okay?" They nodded. "Great, now get looking!" I went straight over to the t-shirts. Lee and Shikamaru fallowed. "They still have great t-shirts." I heard someone familiar say.

VERY familiar.

"Cailin? McKenna?" I asked them. They turned and looked at me. "Elizabeth! What are you doing here?"Cailin asked. Cailin and Mckenna are identical girl twins with brown hair and freckles. Cailin wears her hair in a braid while Mckenna wears it out with a headband. "Shopping with my new buds." I answered, looking back at the graphic tees. "Cailin! McKenna!" Anna yelled, holding a Kiba keychain in her hands. "Yo Anna. You came here with Elizabeth, right?" McKenna questioned. "Yep! Look at my new best friend!" She shoved Kiba at the twins. "Is that a Kiba cosplayer?" Cailin wondered. "No! It's really Kiba!"Anna exclaimed. They exchanged glances. "It's true. They are not cosplayers. They came to my house as cats." I added. "That's weird ass." Cailin remarked. "So you believe us?" Annamarie asked while walking over, a bleach manga on her arm. Mckenna and Cailin nodded. "Why not? It'll make my life more interesting." I smiled. Everyone was with us, holding something in their arms.

"Wow that was fast." I said, in a state of shock.

"Well, we ARE ninjas, Elizabeth!" Lee answered with a nice guy pose.

"Seems legit." Anna said, stroking her invisible beard.

"Alright, checkout time!" Me and Lee zoomed to the cash register. Everyone else calmly walked over and placed their items on the counter. "That'll be forty one dollars, eighty one cents." The guy said. I pulled out my purse and gave home forty five. He gave me some change. I grabbed the items and started giving them out the right people.

"Akamaru plush, Kiba. Kiba keychain, Anna. Bleach manga, Annamarie. Awesome origami kit, Sai. Jar of dirt, Gaara. Epic Pokémon master shirt, Lee. Pikachu shirt, me. Bronie shirt?" Who would want a bronie shirt? Shikamaru slowly raised his hand. "It uh…it was…uh… I uh…" I shoved the shirt into his face. "There you go, pony fucker." He looked away, embarrassed. "Lol!" Cailin added. I jumped "Holy noodle buckets Cailin, I didn't see you there." She laughed. "Well, me and Mckenna both decided we were going to stay with you guys. There is obviously more than just these guys. What's the worst that could happen?" I nodded. "Ah, touché." Anna gasped. "That's Irucka's line!" The Konoha ninja stood, looking as confused as hell. "Forget about it. Let's go get something to eat!" There were some woots. Me, Lee, Mckenna, Cailin, Anna, and Kiba all skipped to the food court. "Let's have pizza. It's the easiest to eat." Annamarie stated. "Alright!" Anna exclaimed. We all got into line.

"Hey Elizabeth?" Lee asked, over my shoulder.

"Yes?"

"What is a "pizza?""

"It's a yummy food that consists of cheese, a bread-like shell, tomato sauce, and sometimes toppings. It kinda looks like a triangle. I usually get just cheese."

"Mmmmm…that sounds good!"

"You bet it is!"

"How do you eat pizza?"

"Well, you usually just pick it up by its crust, then eat the point. It's simple."

"That is simple! Should I get cheese?"

"That's what I'm gettin'"

He smiled "Thank you, Elizabeth.

I returned the smile. "Your very welcome."

"May I get you anything?" The pizza guy asked. "Yeah, I'll get a cheese. He will, too." "Okay, just pay over there. I nodded and paid the correct amount before going and sitting with the others. Lee fallowed, holding our pizza slices.

Such a gentleman.

OFF TOPIC!

I plopped into a chair next to Anna. Lee gave me my slice.

"Thanks Lee! Your such a gentleman!"

"Thank you, Elizabeth!"

"So much different than my other boyfriends…"

"Other…boyfriends?"

"I don't have any right now. I've had three in total. A drunk, a rapper, and an abusive guy. But hey, I'm alive!"

"What happened?"

"They were all jerks. You're so much different them. You're nice, funny, kind and caring. I don't get how people dislike you!"

"T-thanks! I'm glad I'm not like your other boyfriends!"

"Yeah, it is a nice change. So, how do you like pizza?"

"It's very nice! I'm almost done with my piece!"

"Hah! I'm done! I finished before you!"

"Hey!"

Me and Lee laughed. "Enjoying yourselves?" Anna asked, scooting in like a creeper. "Uhhhhh…I'm gunna through away my plate…" Lee took my hand and helped me out of my seat. I blushed. "Thanks!" I smiled. He beamed. We walked over and threw our stuff away. "Everyone ready?" I asked the people. They nodded. "Okay, we have one more store! I think my friends will be there, so… yeah! Come on!" I waved my hand to show where I am. The nins got up and fallowed me through the halls of the mall, stopping at forever twenty one. Sure enough, I saw my last two friends.

Mira and Solina.

"Yo guys! What's up?" I asked them as we approached the two girls. Mira and Solina aren't into anime or manga like me, Anna, Annamarie, Cailin, and Mckenna are. Mira has short light brown hair and freckles. Solina is short and has tan with black hair. "Nothing much. Just shopping. You?" Mira asked. "Fine, I'm doin' fine. I have some people you would like to meet." I stepped aside to show them the ninjas. "Aren't those your "Naruto" people? I know he's Lee, because you talk and draw him so much..." I blushed. "Why do you have guys dressed up as them? God, you guys are getting creepier and creepier..." Mira. "There not dressed up! It's the real thang, dog!" Anna said in a hipster accent.

"..."

"..."

"...Oooooohhhhkkkaaaayyyyy then."

"Now that we got our friends, let's go home!"

"No! I'm not done shopping at forever 21!"

"Fine, meet us at home!"

"Kay, kay! Bye!"

"Bye!"

I grabbed the bowl haircut guy's arm and pulled him out of the mall. Everyone fallowed. "Everyone, get in the van!" Cailin yelled. "Creeper!" Annamarie screamed as she hid behind Sai. We finally got into to the van. Damn, Annamarie hit hard! I rubbed my newly bruised arm as I put the key into the ignition. Time to hit the road!

TIME SKIP

I shut the car door and picked up some of the bags. I whipped the garage door open before trotting to the living room, where the ninjas we left behind were watching SpongeBob. "I don't get the point of this show..." Temari said, glancing at me for and answer. "I really don't either..." She shrugged and looked back at the television. "I got clothes!" I gave the bags out the specific person. I shooed them upstairs to go and try on the clothes. Now me, Anna, Annamarie, Cailin, and McKenna all watched the yellow sponge.

Short time skip

Lee's POV

I walked down the steps to see Elizabeth and her friends watching the yellow sponge on the giant television. I'm wearing a green shirt with a "minecraft creeper" on it with dark jeans and green converse. I wonder what a minecraft creeper is...huh. Elizabeth turns her head so she looks at me through her purple rectangle glasses. "You looks great, Lee!" she compliments. I blush. "Thanks!" I took a seat next to her on the couch. I heard more people coming down the stairs. I turned and saw Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Tenten, Hinata, and Neji. Gaara had on a sand colored shirt with skinny jeans and red converse. Kankuro had a black top that said "Puppet Show" with two epic faces and jeans and purple converse. Neji had a plain beige tee with brown jeans and black converse. Temari wore a plain short light purple dress with skinny jeans and light purple clogs. Hinata had on a beige hoodie that had a heart and jeans with dark purple clogs. Tenten wore a pink top that had a brown butterfly with brown sweatpants and pink clogs. They were youthful. "You guys look very nice!" I complimented. "Thanks, Lee!" Tenten said. Then Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke came down. Sasuke had on a plain dark blue tee with dark skinny jeans and dark blue converse. Sai had a plain black tee with jeans and red converse. He had a red belt on. Naruto wore an orange top that had a ramen cup on it with light blue jeans and orange converse. I wonder why Hinata looks like she's about to faint...
Loud trumping of the last people coming down the stairs made me lose my train of thought. Kiba hopped down the stairs, wearing a brown shirt with a cute white wolf head and jeans with red converse and a red belt while Shikamaru lazily fallowed, wearing a grey shirt with three zzz and said "Screw School..." on the back of it. He had on jeans and dark brown converse. Chouji fallowed behind, wearing a red shirt that had chips and said "Screw Diets!" on it. The shirt was similar to Shikamarus. He had on jeans and yellow converse. "Sooo... everyone's here?" Elizabeth asked. Me and the others nodded. "Great! It's-she looked at the clock- 5:00 so I'll start making dinner while you guys figure out something to do." She got up and left. I fallowed.
"What are you making?" I asked.

"Well, since you guys seemed to like the pizzas, I was thinking we could cook up some!"

"Wouldn't that be A LOT of pizza?"

"I've got seven in the fridge, I think that'll be enough."

"Why do you have seven pizzas in your refrigerator?"

"... I really don't know..."

"Can I make anything?"

"Yeah! You can help with the fruit salad!"

"Great!"

And with that we walked into the kitchen to start making dinner.

Anna's POV

"I'm bored!" I whined. "We all are." Sasuke added. DING DONG! I jumped out of my seat and rushed to get the door. It was Mira and Solina with suitcases. "Why do you have suitcases?" I asked. "Well, we're gunna keep you guys company!" Mira smiled and walked to the living room with Solina fallowing like a lost puppy. I walked back into the living room to see that Mira was chatting with Chouji on the couch. Solina was sitting next to Kankuro, chatting about purple. I should have known. Solina ADORES the color purple. "So, what are you going to do?" asked Neji. "Hhhmmmmmmmmm..." I sighed. Then it clicked. I smirked. "What? What is it?" Kiba asked. "We are going to be watching something." "What?" Kiba asked with a little concern in his voice.

"We, my friend, are going to watch Naruto abridged."

TIME SKIP!

Elizabeth's POV

I quickly finished slicing the last pizza while Lee finished the fruit salad. "Fruit salad! Yummy yummy!~ " I sang. Lee laughed. I stacked the pizzas (yes, stacked) on top of each other and got the plates while Lee got the bowls, utensils, and fruit salad. We made our way to the living room when we heard a sudden outburst of laughing coming from that space. Me and Lee speed-walked to the room. I mentally face palmed. Of COURSE Anna would think of this. I set the pizza's down on the coffee table and stepping back, not wanting to get knocked over because of everyone digging in. Lee used the same method as me, which ended in the same result. I plopped down on the couch. Lee sat next to me. Then my attention was focused on the T.V.

TIME SKIP AGAIN!

12:49

That was the time it was. We watched so many Naruto parodies I couldn't count them of I tried. Everyone was walking up the stairs like sloths. I finally reached the top of the stairs. I headed down the hallway that lead to my bead room. I stopped at the door and opened it. I walked in and started changing in my closet. Once I finished, I climbed into bed with Lee, who was already laying down. "'Night, Lee." I yawned. He chuckled. "Okay, you get some sleep." he smiled. I smiled back. "'Kay..."

And I was out like a light.