Welcome back! I don't have much to say except that I own nothing...I don't know if you guys even read these but please do! Some of my A/Ns are entertaining...this one is not. Remember to beware the Nargles and instead of "what?" say "FEZ!"
macadoodles is not responsible for any laughter, laughing fits, or tears that may occur during Truth or Dare.* Truth or Dare is not right for everyone, such as boring people and Alice in Wonderland haters. Please consult your doctor to see if Truth or Dare is right for you.
*actually, I think I am responsible for laughter. Who's the person writing this thing anyway? ME! So just ignore that first line. :D thanks for reading!
Me: HEY! How are all you reviewers out there? Good day? Bad day? Hopefully this'll cheer you up. I'm a very cheery person, so lets get to the daring. Just to recap, Stayne is still chained to Alice.
Alice: Hi.
Tarrant: So does this mean you're Alice in Chains?
Alice: I'm Alice, and I'm in chains...
Me: I LOVE ALICE IN CHAINS! It's a great band. Not as great as Coldplay...
Mirana: Are we going to be dared or what?
Me: Don't sass me girlfriend.
Mirana: I am the Sassmaster.
Iracebeth: She is. She holds the title.
Me: ANYWAYS...first dare from Rurple101, Tarrant has to say to Alice that he loves her, and Alice, you have to shout FEZ! Then you have to repeat it every time you speak to her.
Tarrant: I love you, Alice.
Alice: FEZ?
Tarrant: *grins* Tea, anyone?
Stayne: I'll pass.
Me: Well, that dare is also like Halicefan1's dare, which is that Alice and Tarrant have to keep saying "I love you" every 2 minutes for the whole episode.
Tarrant: I can do that. I love you, Alice.
Alice: *smiles* Fez? I love you too!
Me: Still from Halicefan1, Stayne and Iracebeth have to switch clothes for the whole episode, whether they fit or not.
Stayne: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?
Iracebeth: Hey! I was just about to say that!
Alice: Yeah, well, people have a reason to hate you.
Iracebeth: *sticks tongue out*
Me: Just switch clothing.
*blah, blah, protest, protest, I uncuff Stayne, he gets dressed, I chain him to Alice again, blah, blah, "I LOOK LIKE A DIMBO!" blah, blah*
Me: Next dare, from Hats-For-Alice, Alice, you have to dress like a boy and tie your hair up.
Alice: That's simple. *I uncuff Alice for a moment, she gets dressed, I chain her to Stayne again* Couldn't I just stay unchained?
Me: No! That's not the point of Truth or Dare! At the end of this episode, I'll unchain you.
Alice: FINE!
Me: STOP ACTING LIKE A DEPRESSED TEENAGER!
Alice: THAT'S BECAUSE I AM DEPRESSED! I'm chained to this guy!
Stayne: HEY! I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!
Iracebeth: Isn't there another way to settle our problems besides screaming?
Mirana: Hark who's talking, you do it all the time!
Iracebeth: SO? I'm a special case.
Stayne: Obviously.
Chessur: Folks, from jjhatter, the Tweedles must recite "Green Eggs and Ham," by Dr. Seuss.
Tweedle-dee: And so we shall.
Me: But not the entire thing, because that would be really long and I want to get everyone's dares in!
Tweedle-dum: Aye, aye, captain.
Tweedle-dee: I am Sam. Sam I am! Do you like green eggs and ham?
Tweedle-dum: I do not like them, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Tweedle-dee: Would you like them here or there?
Tweedle-dum: I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. i do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.
Tweedle-dee: Would you like them with a mouse? Would you like them in a house?
Tweedle-dum: I do not like them in a house, I do not like them in a mouse. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am.
Tweedle-dee: Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
Tweedle-dum: I would not, could not, in a car.
Tweedle-dee: You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!
Tweedle-dum: I would not, could not, in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
Tweedle-dee: So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say!
Tweedle-dum: Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see! Say...I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam I am! I do so like green eggs and ham! Thank you, thank you, Sam I am!
Me: That was magnificent! Alright, Mally, how about you read the next question?
Mallymkun: Be happy to! Whoa.
Me: What?
Tarrant: I love you, Alice. AND YOU DIDN'T SAY FEZ! WHO'S THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Me: Sorry! Fez?
Mallymkun: There's a lot here. Okay, from Ranguvar27, Stayne is topless for the rest of the fic.
Stayne: YES! I can get out of this infernal dress! *gets pants on, takes off shirt*
Me: *snorts* Infernal. yes, I snort at the word "infernal." word of the day!
Mallymkun: Mirana has to dye her gown and hair bright blue. But Justalittlebatty13 also wishes you dye your hair black with red streaks...so your hair will be black with red streaks but your dress has to be blue.
Me: I have blue dye in my garage!
Mirana: (sighs dramatically) If the reviewers wish it. It goes against my vows, but I shall. *dyes dress and hair*
Me: You look like you live on Pandora!
Mallymkun: Iracebeth has to do the chicken dance.
Iracebeth: The FEZ?
Tarrant: I love you, Alice. The chicken dance! It goes like this! I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN-
Thackery: I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK-
Both of the mad mammals: SO I SHAKE MY BUTT! *clap clap clap!*
Iracebeth: Oh wow. *dances, flaps arms, the whole thing* Do I have to sing?
Me: YES!
Iracebeth: I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt? You call this music?
Me: Nope. We call it comedy. Anything else from Ranguvar27?
Mallymkun: Yepp. Lots. Tarrant has to hop like a bunny.
Tarrant: Okay! *hops* There, done! That was fun. I should hop more often.
Mallymkun: Alice, you give Chessur a tummy rub.
Alice: Okay...
Chessur: *purrs* Oh that feels divine...
Me: *snorts AGAIN*
Mallymkun: And Ranguvar27 wants to know why Stayne is so...so...
Stayne: Go on.
Mallymkun: (whispers) -sexy.
Stayne: Well, I don't really know. Maybe it's the 200 pounds I bench press every morning or the 5 miles I run or all that swordplay I constantly practice.
Mallymkun: Ugh. Well, Tarrant, why the orange hair?
Tarrant: Children, here's a history lesson. Many hatters back in the days suffered mercury poisoning from using mercury to cure pelts. So, I got poisoned, and the mercury just spread to my hair. It is quite stylish, though, is it not? But a word to the wise...just use dye. NO USING MERCURY TO MAKE YOUR HAIR ORANGE, KAY?
Mallymkun: Mirana, are you really as sweet and kind as you seem?
Mirana: Most of the time. But you know what really ticks me off? Besides Justin Bieber?
Everyone: FEZ?
Mirana: Miley Cyrus. Well, her and when I'm all comfy in bed and I remember I forgot to blow my candle out and it's on the other side of the room.
Everyone: *silence*
Mallymkun: Two more questions...Chess, why are you so awesome? And what happened to the Duchess?
Chessur: She died of pepper poisoning and I can disappear! That's what makes me soawesome.
Me: From Salsaxxx, she dares Stayne and Iracebeth to do the Futterwacken!
Iracebeth: Oh great. More dancing.
Alice: Who's singing now?
Ke$ha: There's a place downtown, where the freaks all come around. There's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all, and they turn me on, when they, take it off, when they, take it off, everybody take it off!
Stayne: Where do you find this people Mazie?
Me: Wal-mart. Now dance, pretty boy!
Stayne: Alright. *Futterwackens with Iracebeth*
Ke$ha: There's a place I know, if you're looking for a show, where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor. And they turn me on, when they, take it off! Bye Mazie! Next time you see GaGa, tell her I want to see "The Other Guys" with her!
Me: Okay! Moving on, Tarrant has to sing Mirana, Iracebeth, Alice and Stayne to sleep with a lullaby. Love, Salsaxxx.
Tarrant: Peace is flowing like a river...flowing out to you and me...flowing out into the desert...setting all the captives free. Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free, heaven above and the sea below, and a little white whale on the go. SomeWHERE over the rainbow-
Me: I think they're asleep. WAKE UP!
Stayne: Hey! I was napping here!
Iracebeth: Too bad.
Me: Still from Salsaxxx, Mally, what is your greatest fear?
Mallymkun: Hummingbirds. They're shifty.
Me: Well said. Thackery, kiss Iracebeth.
Thackery: Sure. *kisses Iracebeth*
Iracebeth: UGH! I HAVE FUR IN MY MOUTH NOW!
Me: Alice, I'm sorry to say this, but Naomily4EVA wants you to divorce Tarrant and marry Stayne. It is also requested from Mercedes Aria. Oh, and Mercedes Aria wants Tarrant to marry Mirana and to have a kid with her.
Alice: *gets down on knees AGAIN* WHYYYY?
Stayne: Thank you, Naomily4EVA! And Mercedes Aria! Remind me to send you a fruit basket later.
(blah blah blah, divorces Tarrant, blah blah blah, you may kiss the bride Stayne, blah blah blah 9 months later we have a Tarrant Jr. Yes, it was a boy who is not going to be in this fic. Let's say he's being babysitted)
Me: Wow, that dare took forever. Anyways, from Naomily4EVA, Iracebeth has to be a good sister-
Iracebeth: Who said I wasn't?
Mirana: Um, Mom and Dad?
Iracebeth: Shut up.
Me: BE NICE! And Alice, would you rather kiss Iracebeth or Mirana?
Alice: I'm straight, but I would kiss Mirana if I had to choose.
Me: And finally, by request from The Obsessionist, everyone, drawing contest!
(1 hour later)
Me: I'm judging! Tarrant...uh...what is this?
Tarrant: It's a Blibbering Humdinger! What else?
Alice: I drew a flower.
Iracebeth: Puh-lease. My crown and jewels and portrait of Stayne is so much better.
Me: Well, I guess Tarrant wins! That's all for today, I hope everyone's happy! FEZ and virtual cookies for all!
Sorry for hating on Justin Bieber the previous chapter, but...I hate him. I really don't like his music, or Miley's either. No offense to all the Beliebers out there! Or Cyrus fans! Just stating my opinion.
Alice: HATE IS A MEAN WORD!
Me: Okay! I dislike him with a burning passion. =D Um, this is an odd request...but I'm not just the host here. Could I be dared, pretty please with Battenburg on top? I'm having a blast doing this...but I want to do something crazy too! USE THOSE INSANE IMAGINATIONS! Thanks!
Dr. Seuss owns "Green Eggs and Ham!"
Ke$ha's song is "Take It Off" which has been stuck in my head for FOREVER.
