Oh hey. Don't mind me just DYING of motion sickness.
As I'm dying Ruby found Yang and did their Bit. I had to channel all my strength and Mana to just to keep myself from puking after disposing my lunch.
"So I take it tthat you're this Father that is attending Beacon?" "Yep, I take it Rosebud told you about my ability?" I say. Ruby blushes and pouts. Which makes her look like a puppy.
"Yeah, which is awesome." Yang said. She is just a ball of sunshine is she. Wait. HAH! Good one me.
"God, Xaoi long has it been since I came here, a couple months?"
I grin knowing that Ruby was going to pale in horror at what I just did.
"Oh, you did not just go there Sanchez." Yang said with an Evil Grin.
"I think I did Sun. Just remember to stay Sunny Side Up!" I pun. Yang, huffed. Rules of Punning 101. If you don't got info on your target then you screwed boi.
Ruby, then does her Crocodile Tears and apparently is mourning for my Death? I guess she doesn't like puns dat much.
"Don't worry Rosebud. I only pun when I'm about annoy you. So all the time. Have fun!" I say after ruffling her hair. "Don't Worry Evelyn! We'll find a way to cure Sanchez of this horrid desease!"
""You will not Rose. The puns must-" I end up vomiting in a trash can. My mana is gone. "You know, maybe dying is better than argui- BLEEEEGH!" I quickly vomit again.
Ruby pats my back while Yang sits on a bench talking to Evelyn. When it lands I and Evelyn lag behind to vomit again, meeting Jaune.
The Ice Queen herself Blows up on Rosebud soon after. i pick up a crystal of Fire Dust and Blake, who was conversing with Evelyn, grabbed a vial of Earth Dust.
"Oh, look what i mean you dunce! Do you know who I am?" Weiss asks.
"Weiss Schnee of the SDC." I say. "The same company to legally enforce unfair Faunus labor." Blake finished. Weiss huffed and took the vial from her.
I just looked her in the Eye and ate my snack. Spitting out a sticker with the SDC logo on it. I also burp a bit of smoke out. Staining her face with soot.
"Pick on Rosebud and by my extension, my daughter who is here with permission, you're head will be mailed to your mother." By the way i got a Ring to hide my faunus features onon cuz why not.
"Just cuz you got your panties in a twist about Rosebud tripping over your cases don't give reason to blow up. So butt out." I say. The last part being further driven in with black fire replacing my face leaving blue fire in place of my mouth and Eyes.
I was leaning forward too, making her lean back and when the fire came, fell on her butt. I got back up and grab a waiting Evelyn's hand. We walked towards the courtyard to see Jaune being amazed by Ruby's Crescent Rose.
"Hello Rosebud, Arc." "Hey Ethan." "Sup." "I take it Rosebud is bad at socializing again?" I say. Ignoring/adoring Ruby's annoyed face. Seriously every action she does reminds me of a Puppy. Is she a secret Puppy Faunus?
"Yeah, by the way What is your weapon? i never got to ask?" Ruby asked us both. Jaune explained his weapon and they didn't notice that it had a Gun function in the sheild. I should 'borrow' it for later.
"Well I actually have a few weapons, Major Minor the Ursa bone Nunchucks, Which i still have to train with, a Cloak i plan to weaponize, but my main boi is Pandora, a revolver that can fire specialy made armor shots and create a Hardlight spear and scythe blade. i might make a bow later." I say. Then i begin to mumble new weapon ideas in my head whilst showing of Pandora at its finest.
Ruby has stars in her Eyes over Pandora while Jaune is worried about getting cut.
I shift Pandora to gun mode after throwing it up. And let it go in my inventory by taking my hat off and catching it. It disappeared and i put it back on before pulling it from behind my back. I then holster it.
Jaune was amazed like Evelyn and Ruby was dumbfounded. "How did you-" "Uhp buhp buhp! You may know if you pass initiation. C'mon Sweetie, the auditorium is this way. Bye Rosebud, don't keep your boyfriend from the school for too long." I say. As i walk away I sense Evelyn giggle and the two dorks freeze up.
"H-HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! WE JUST MET SANCHEZ!" Ruby shouts.
(Time skip)
{You really are a Mary Sue! I see nothing thats a con!}
'I have insane Kleptomania, i have motion sickness, i'm extremely weak when i dont get my daily dinner of Fire DustDust and Thanks for not telling me by the way! I am weak to water in general but Water Dust will act as poison in crystal and dust form, excluding drinking water, and have anger issues for anyone insulting my Daughter to the point of attempted murder and will be damn proud of that. Need I go more?' I said back.
{...} {Feck}
'See even those with the Gamer can have flaws.' I thought.
I didn't notice Samchez Jr shaking its head in disappointment. It even had its hand in its face.
I actually kept Weiss away from insulting Ruby with my presence. But she did inadvertently make that Jaune asking her out mess.
"Ahem, I'll make this breif. You are here to..." We all know how this went. After getting to the Ball room I pulled out a blanket of Beowolf Fur i sewed into a comforter and my symbol, a Solid Blue Game controller and a bit of wire. It was really fluffy. I also took out Evelyn's fluffy yellow blanket and let her sleep next to Ruby and Yang. I had her wear custom Earmuffs from Ursa fur and bones and Shade cloth cuz of whats going to happen next. Speaking of...
"HEY!" I yell. Catching Yang's, Ruby's, and Weiss' attention. "Some people like my Daughter are trying to sleep! So shut up! Honestly, my sister is less annoying than you. And she tries to fuck me every chance she gets cause of her brother complex! It's like thanksgiving all over again." I say.
I soon fall asleep when Blake blows out the candles.
(The next day)
I yawn and take my shade sleep mask off, seriously i got way too much cloth that its ridiculous, and get ready for the day. Leaving Evelyn with Blake who let her take a bath with her. And don't worry, i threatened her with revealing her faunus traits if she EVER let that bracelet come off. Or hurt her.
Fuck i need a cure soon.
I don't like to threaten people unless it's neccassary.
Anyway i get up and do my morning rituals and get dressed. While also stealing a stack of pancakes from Nora. Not giving a fuck.
My hunter attire consisted of a black jacket with my symbol on my shoulders with blue hexagonal decals on the bottom (A/N: if one of you can get a drawing of that to me you'll get a shout out next chapter.) and the sleeves. It had a dial for forming weapons of Dust and added chainmail.*
My attire also had a navy blue shirt with black trim, a pair of black cargo pants with chainmail underneath, Black combat boots with a curb stomp, leather gloves with fingers cut halfway and no thumb, my fedora which has a hidden blade and a Nevermore feather, the stolen shades now tinted blue, a chestplate made of a deathstalker bone plate painted black with blue trim and has my symbol, and Pandora strapped to my belt. I also had Major minor hidden in my sleeves, a new weapon/spell I made from my black fire a Beowolf skull some light magic and a couple vials of my blood. I call it BeoFire.
I even had RokSalt, now modified into a sawed off, strapped to me.
After I get dressed i run into Ozpin.
"Ah Mr Sanchez and Jr, i was hoping to find you myself. I wanted to inform you that your initiation will be different from the others due to the odd amount of students." Ozpin said not at all fased by Jr.
"I noticed the odd amount too. I Guess i go last then?"
"Indeed Sanchez, you will pick a relic of the team you want after they are evaluated and will be given a Fourth year dorm to acomodate the size."
"No need for the dorm. The room can be made bigger with just a spell. And they won't suspect a thing." I assure. He smiles at me.
"Very well then. Good luck to you Mr Sanchez. And keep him in line please Jr." Ozpin teased. I gave him a wave while Jr saluted him.
"Sorry Junior, you're watching Evelyn. I'll send a shade to let her know." I say. Jr looks down in defeat and waves me off to find her.
I stretch and see Jaune flirting and end up getting pinned by Pyhrra. Smooth Jaune. Smooth.
"You'll get that lucky lady someday Jaune." I console.
And scene. Hope you like this chapter. The * was for easter eggs. This one was based on the weapon of choice to Silver from a Youtube series SLVR. Instead of signing off. We get an Omake! Yay!
The Misadventures of Sanchez Jr. The Gaming Puppet. Ch 1.
I jump of of my master's shoulder and begin running to find Evelyn and watch her as Master told me to.
I quickly run into a nearby vent a pull up a map. I also take My Bokken out and take the wooden cover off to reveal a sharp black blade. Dark as night.
What master doesn't know is that Gaia herself gave the Gamer to me for, something. But anyway i set the cover on my belt and run through the vents following the map to the Girls bathroom.
New quest! Find Evelyn. Find Evelyn and watch over her. (-) Survive the maze. (-)
I soon find it to see Blake giving Evelyn help with her ears. She herself was naked and showing her ears and, tail? Huh!
Anyway i can only see so much through the vent before i hear a hiss. I turn to see that a giant fucking rat was behind me.
It had 50 hp and i had 100. But it was definitely stronger. I get in a stance ready to strike. It clawed and i counter and and cut its middle claw. It hissed and tryed to bite me. I jumped back leaving a Silent cartoonish bomb in its face and BOOM! Half its HP gone.
I jump on its back and use my blade to cut off its tail. Grabbing it i use it as a whip and end the fight with ramming my blade into its skull. I get its loot and save its tooth for something else.
I then look behind me to find three spiders, all black widows.
I quickly kill the First two with a quick black fire ball and stab my blade into the last one. Killing them. I also loot them and finally have enough. I see the Shade had came and informed Belladonna of my coming. I was busy finishing the final touches on my new addons to my gloves and boots.
They had a web pattern on the palm and sole and had underlying Shade cloth making me a silent spider ninja. I even made a suit. Using Rat fur and alot of cleaning. And shade cloth. But that will have to wait. For now.
To be continued.
As always. Stay awesome!
