CHAPTER SEVEN
Hey guys! So sorry it took me so long to update; really busy with some family stuff and social stuff (you seriously do NOT want to know) and school was hard, then we went away and... okay, I'll stop making excuses. Here we go, guys!
~Ashx
Jack walked up to the stage, his panting stopped by now, unlike my laughter. He grabbed the mike. "Are y'all ready for this?"
Cue cheering, clapping, and a "Go, team!" from Adrian. Well, we can't blame the drunk, can we?
Jack pressed shuffle on the iPod, and stared at it in horror. The music started and I pissed myself laughing.
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock
"HA HA HA! Priceless!" I shouted, and Jack glared at me, red-faced, and embarrassed.
Everyone was laughing.
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
What's up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', shoe stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
(Jack wiggled is finger, i laughed harder)
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see (He beckoned)
Whatchu hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Whatchu waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
(He walked up to Adrian, shaking his hips as he went. God, he was actually getting into it now, singing the words directly to Adrian, and Adrian who had been off his face drunk for the last two songs- and given Adrian, that's something- was responding.)
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock
I wanna see ya
Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
Break me off, if you bad, show me who's the boss
Need some goose, to get loose, come on take a shot
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath
I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', shoe stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
( By now Adrian and Jack were dancing together to the hysterical laughter off everyone else. I saw Eddie lift up his video camera and I mouthed "YES!" and gave him a thumbs up. He grinned and filmed Jack and Adrian getting quite dirty with their dancing.)
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Whatchu waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
Oh my God no exaggeration
Boy all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You got the finest architecture
End of the rainbow looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it's all for me
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Whatchu waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
I wanna see ya
You peacock, cock, cock
You peacock
I wanna see you peacock, cock, cock
You peacock, cock
I wanna see ya
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath
Everyone clapped as Jack ended. Jack walked down, head in his hands, hiding in shame. "How could it get any worse than that?" he moaned.
I clapped him on the back. "There, there, it could always get worse," I told him.
"How?" he groaned, looking up.
I pretended to think about it. "Well, Eddie filmed you doing that."
"NOOOoooo!" he groaned. "I'm ruined."
Everyone laughed, and I handed him the hat. Literally. "Here, you pick, see if it makes you feel better."
He straightened up and pulled a name out. "HA!" he shouted. "Karma's a bitch Rose, your turn. And I hope it's bad for you!"
I chuckled and walked up to the "Stage."
Thanx for those of you who are still reading (doubtful, but hey!)
Anyways, ILYA! ~AShx
