Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster

Chapter 7

*don't own Naruto or he would be pulling pranks all the time*

Day 3

The group woke up stretching and yawning before they all gasped, remembering the prank from yesterday and wanting to go see how good their prank worked. Quickly getting dress the large group, some invisible, decided to go out for breakfast as an excuse to see how Sasuke was dealing with the rumors. As soon as Temari and Hinata had walked outside they saw a lot of the ninja of the village whispering to each other as they went about their day. All of them started smirking as they saw their plan was indeed successful and they walked to Hinata's favorite restaurant for breakfast as Hinata started singing about what a beautiful morning it was. Temari and the others were laughing at Hinata's choice of song as they dropped the invisible jutsu for a henge as they reached the restaurant. After about an hour of eating and talking about pranks they decided it was time to return to the room to set up for today's pranks as they paid for their food and left the building before going invisible and headed back to the room. As they were walking back they all felt a shiver go down their spines as a killing intent and angry aura was suddenly directed at them.

"500 yen I bet I can guess who is trying to kill us with his red sharingan eyes" Hinata said to Temari who chuckled and put on a blank face as they turned to see Sasuke emit an aura of dark thoughts as he made his way in their direction. The two kunoichi watch the angry Uchiha approach them before they greeted him as if they didn't sense the killing aura around him or now the reason behind said aura.

"Hello Sas-" Hinata started to say politely before she was suddenly cut off by Sasuke who growled and asked very loudly what the kunoichi had done which earn some looks but they onlookers decided their lives were more important when they saw the look Sasuke gave them. "What do you mean?" Hinata asked innocently as Temari nearly had to bite her cheek just not to break out in laughter at the look on Sasuke's face as he stared at the dark-haired kunoichi like she lost her mind before he growled out that he knew that she was behind the prank.

"I bet you even had help from Temari and Naruto who never left I bet" Sasuke said staring at Temari who twitched, tempted to wipe the smirk off of the Uchiha's face with her fan but resisted the urge as she waited for Hinata to do something about Sasuke.

"What are you talking about? Naruto-kun is off in Suna with Gaara-san and Kankuro-san as was ordered since all of you were so scared of the petty revenge he might have been planning. Plus me and Temari-san have no need to pull pranks, let alone on you, as she is gathering information on how to cheer up Naruto-kun. Besides I'm waiting for him to get back and pull the ultimate prank of all of you for not only the ramen prank but for making him suffer" Hinata muttered the last part as her eyes grew cold which actually made Temari want to take a step to the side as she heard the underlying anger in her voice which Sasuke must have missed because he started yelling to them about pulling the prank where now everybody though he was gay and that every one of his stupid fangirls are asking him repeatedly if he liked Naruto. Hinata blinked and looked at Sasuke with a confused frown on her face as she asked why they would do that and that it was obvious that he wasn't gay. Sasuke blinked as asked Hinata what she just said as she sighed and repeated what she had said.

"We know you're not gay nor love Naruto in any kind of way more than brotherly" she repeated as Sasuke stopped yelling and gave them a suspicious look as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Naruto views you more as a brother than just a friend and that is why he tried so hard to bring you back from Orochimaru when you went there for power because he didn't want to lose the last person who he could consider family."

Temari and Sasuke were looking at Hinata who suddenly looked down and said softly that she would never believe that Sasuke was gay and that he was actually very handsome and might have become one of his fan girls if she never had met Naruto and his deep ocean blue eyes that captivated her on first glance.

'Aw, so kawaii' Temari thought as she waited for Sasuke's reaction as Hinata looked up with a tear at the corner of each eye that she quickly wiped away.

"You truly love him…don't you?" Sasuke asked quietly as he watched Hinata nod a small smile on her face.

"Yes I do with all my heart and I hope that he returns my feelings some day for no one else can take the place of my Naruto-kun and that is why I would never pull a prank or start a rumor saying he was gay or in love with you. And if I was to find out he was, then I would still accept him as my friend and hope he finds someone who truly loves him."

Temari had to turn her face for a tear escaped as was sliding down her face as Sasuke nodded, apologized for his earlier accusation, and left only to start running when his fan girls found him.

"Wow Hinata that was so sweet and heart-warming" Temari said as Hinata let out a breath before she snickered saying that he bought it as she made her way back to the hotel with equally shock hidden nin staring at the Hyuuga kunoichi's back before running to catch up with her.

'That was all a performance? Man forget about being a ninja she should be in movies' all members of the prank team thought before they made their way back to the hotel room to read the next jutsu. The boys instantly turned visible and stared at Hinata who blinked and asked what was wrong before they shook their heads, said nothing was wrong and pulled out their scrolls as Temari and Hinata did the same.

"Ready" Naruto asked as everybody nodded and they opened the scrolls to see what prank jutsu was waiting for them now. "Prank Style: Fooling the Senses"…I don't really see the connection with this jutsu and pranking. Hey Kyuubi what does this jutsu have to do with pranking?" Naruto asked out loud as Kyuubi and Shukaku stood in front of them as shrugged and said that it would be hard to make the connection without help.

"Prank Style: Fooling the Senses" is a way to fool the 5 senses like taste, touch, smell, hearing, and sight. We used this the most because we were pulling pranks on beings with super heightened senses…unlike you group. Good luck."

"Hey wait a minute, how is to supposed to be useful against any of the teams?" Naruto asked looking at the biju who shrugged and said they didn't know.

"That's for you to figure out Gaki" Kyuubi said before he and Shukaku disappeared back to their cage as they left a frowning Naruto in his wake.

"Grr, I bet this is some kind of test to see what I will do with a useless jutsu made that baka fox" Naruto muttered before he sighed and asked the group if they had any ideas.

"We don't know anything about the Konoha teams so you're on your own this time, un" Deidara said as he checked his clay pouch while Naruto gave him a sour look before staring at Hinata who seemed to be deep in thought.

"Hey Hinata-tenshi, do you know which team uses their senses the most or someone we can use this jutsu on?" Hinata hm'ed as she looked out the window at the village and saw children playing with a dog that ran down the street and out of sight. Hinata blinked and smiled as she turned towards the pondering blonde and said that she knew who.

"I know which team to use the prank on and even better it will work perfectly on them" Hinata said chuckling darkly as Naruto jumped up and asked which team completely missing the evil aura forming around Hinata. "My team since we're used more for scouting anyway" Hinata said as they all had a look of surprise at her answer.

"Are you sure you want to prank your own team, I mean they're your team-mates and you must have been through a lot with them. My team, you can understand why I had to prank them, but your team-mates didn't really play a part in the prank" Naruto asked but took a step back when he noticed the sinister smile on Hinata's face as she that even though they didn't have a hand in it, they didn't do anything to stop the prank.

"NO TEAM IS SPARED" Hinata said chuckling darkly as she looked out back at the window as she tried to think how she would prank them as the group took a couple steps back as they saw the eerie look on Hinata's face in the reflection of the mirror. The biju, looking through their vessel's eyes, stared in amazement as they looked at the indigo-haired kunoichi who no one would believe would be so ruthless as to prank her own team and everybody who was involved with the prank.

'She may be more evil than Naruto in pranking…I hope Naruto take interest in this girl because the both of them plus Gaara and hopefully who he choose will be the best pranksters of their time.'

"Okay…so how exactly would we prank your team using this jutsu since it targets the 5 senses, hm?" Deidara asked as Hinata's features returned to normal when she turned around to explain her team's use of their senses.

"Kiba and Akamaru are the main ones the prank will be best for because of their high sense of hearing and smell so we need to target either one of those senses" Hinata said calmly as the others agreed before Naruto spoke up about how they would prank Shino since he uses his bugs more than any of his senses. Hinata agreed thinking that it would be hard to prank Shino since he wasn't one you could prank easily or get information out of.

"How are we going to prank Shino…he's so quiet and just seems to blend in with the area around him man he needs to speak up more."

Hinata shrugged and said it would be hard as she reminded Naruto that since he was so quiet he was always forgotten and easily to overlook.

"It's funny since he dislikes when people forget that he is there even when he is standing in plain sight" Hinata said giggling as Naruto joined talking about making Shino talk more while Gaara started to think.

"Hey Shukaku" Gaara said out loud in which everybody turned to see the sandy tanuki human appear in front of Gaara an eyebrow raised as he wondered what the red head wanted.

"What you want to know since I noticed you had an idea forming in your head" Shukaku asked as Gaara nodded and asked if there was a way to reverse the senses.

"Can you use the jutsu to have it where a person thinks that people don't see him?" Gaara asked as Shukaku and everybody looked at him, stunned that he thought of that.

"Actually there is a way to do that but I can't believe me or Kyuubi never thought of that, wow that's a good plan and perfect for the bug brat" Shukaku said as he quickly explained how to reverse the senses as he sat laughing his deep belly laugh. "I never thought that you would think to pull a prank like that" Shukaku said before he heard Gaara grumbling which made him laugh again as he went back to his cage.

"I wish I could use it on a few people so they can finally hear me when I'm complaining about all the unnecessary paperwork they keep giving me" Gaara had muttered which made everybody laugh too as they tried to figure out what they would do to Kiba and Akamaru.

"How about we put a jutsu on his clothes where a strong scent follow him around that makes him go crazy" Temari suggested in which everybody agreed but wondered what scent would be better to use.

"How about a strong floral perfume un? I remember Konan used to wear this perfume that used to make Kisame sick every time she passed" Deidara suggested but noticed Hinata shaking her head saying that it would be suspicious since she didn't wear perfume and that it she couldn't just wear it for the prank. The group sighed and decided to go to get some fresh air as they left the hotel room and out to the village. As they headed for training ground 8, they suddenly stopped as a dark blue blur ran pass them before they figured out it was Sasuke running. Before any of them had to time to ask what was happening they found a stampede of fan girls going by blocking their path until the last of them went by.

"…I think Konoha needs to put up fan girl crossing signs around" Itachi muttered dryly as the girls laughed before they went to meet Hinata's team where they heard Kiba in his loud voice talking with Shino about catnip.

"I tell you Shino that is the last time I will play around with catnip I mean I didn't know it could affect dogs too. Me and Akamaru went crazy for hours on that stuff I can see why cats love it so much it is like weed for cats."

Hinata exchanged a quick glance with Temari before she greeted her team as Kiba started talking about the rumor on Sasuke being gay in which Hinata quickly intervened that she didn't believe the rumor. Kiba looked surprised while Shino said that he understood completely as he stated more than asked that was because she was in love with Naruto. Hinata blushed and noticed that both her team-mates didn't have their gear for training and asked if they were doing something that day.

"Sorry Hinata but I got to go help my mom with some dogs that she is supposed to be training so I will see you later" Kiba said as Akamaru gave a woof and they ran off towards his home as she turned towards Shino who also had to help his dad with their bug's mating season and left with Hinata's and Temari's eye twitching at the thought. After both boys had left the two kunoichi sighed and wondered what they were going to do.

'Great now how are we going to prank them since it will seem really strange if we go to their houses unannounced'.

"Let's just hang out until an opportunity comes up" Temari suggested as Hinata nodded and looked around for the boys who mysteriously disappeared too in which the girls joked about all the boys leaving them.

'They'll appear sooner or later' both thought as they decided to torture, I mean visit Tsunade where they found her doing paperwork and muttering about evil assistance and their papery revenge. Tsunade looked up when they knocked and entered the room where they asked her about Naruto and the kind of pranks he loved before she got a sad look and said that couldn't truthfully tell them.

"I haven't been around him that long to know any of his major pranks but from what I heard he really liked destroying property and causing the ANBU problems when he was younger."

Thanking Tsunade they watched Shizune come into the office a small frown on her face as she held Tonton before the two kunoichi decided to take pity on the busty Hokage and take Shizune out for lunch who agreed in the end. They visited Ichiraku Ramen where they enjoyed a couple bowls of ramen and talked about the rumors and how the teams seemed to be regretting pranking Naruto which got Hinata and Temari that they were a little late on trying to make up since all them for on their hit list so to speak. The three kunoichi had just finished eating and paying for their ramen when they heard a ruckus outside that quickly drew their attention. Everybody in the fame ramen shop went out to see what was happening and instantly stopped as what they saw stunned them all into place. There running and bouncing off the building walls was Kiba and Akamaru who were barking, yipping, laughing, and being louder than ever as they moved from place to place. Shizune, Temari, and Hinata then watched Hana, Tsume, and their dogs try and capture the hyper-active boy and his dog while Shizune ran up to them and asked what was wrong with Kiba as they saw how big his and Akamaru's eyes were as they started to wall-jump between two buildings.

"We don't know, he's been acting like this ever since-" Hana was drowned out as Kiba, who somehow made it to the top of the buildings, screamed out at the top of his lungs-

"CATNIP IS AWESOME" before he jumped down again where Hana and Tsume were able to hold him and his dog down as they sniffed their coats. Everybody around watched in shock as Kiba tried to escape while Tsume held Kiba down as she tried to figure out what was wrong with her son and his dog.

"Kiba there is no catnip on you so what is wrong with you?" Tsume asked as Kiba managed to break free before he knocked his sister away from Akamaru and they started to act loopy again as they ran down the street and through the town. After a while Kakashi and his pack of nin dogs soon joined Hana and Tsume in chasing the crazed, hyped up duo around Konoha as they tried to calm them down. A sweat drop formed on the back of the three kunoichi's heads as they watched the chase all around Konoha before making their way back to the administration building where Shizune gave them a look.

"Are you two behind Kiba and Akamaru going crazy as one of your pranks?" Shizune asked while Hinata and Temari shook their heads no and explained about their earlier visit to her team.

"He was fine when we met him, he told me that he had to help his mom and then he left along with Shino who had to help his dad."

All three wondered what happened after he had left as they watched from in front of the building as the group chasing Kiba ran passed again only Hinata was able to stop Kakashi and asked what happened to Kiba and when did it start.

"According to Hana and Tsume, Kiba and Akamaru were attacked by a horde of cats that appeared out of nowhere and rubbed all over them. After that they all ran away and disappeared in the forest where their scent stopped too so we think it was summoning cats. After that he supposedly started acting weird and became really hyper and they been chasing him ever since" Kakashi said with a sigh as he started running again to chase after the crazed boy while Shizune left them to go warn the Hokage about Kiba's condition and summoning cats. As they watched everybody leave, Temari and Hinata gave each other a knowing look as they smirked and headed back to the hotel where they bet they knew what they would find.

'I think I know what happened' both kunoichi thought as they made their way back but then decided to find Shino who was sulking near a tree and quieter than ever if that was possible.

"Hey Shino-kun, what's the matter?" Hinata greeted the quiet boy guy as he quickly looked at her and what they guessed was a look of surprise on his face as he walked towards them.

"You can see me…YOU CAN SEE ME" Shino said loudly and out of character as he ran up and hugged them as more sweat formed on the back of their heads as he cried out that he was happy. "I'm not invisible then. Thank you Hinata-san, thank you Temari-san" Shino said happily as he walked off to find his father in which an even bigger sweat drop formed as they said that their plan worked a little TOO well before they left the area. The girls decided to go pick up dessert at The Dango Shop for dinner as they returned to hotel to find exactly what they expected…all the boys laughing their butts off as the girls entered smiling at the funny sight.

"We thought you guys had something to do with Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino's problems" they said as they placed the desserts on the table as the boys got up to devour the snacks. Naruto smiled, nodded, and took a bite of some pocky before speaking again.

"Of course I mean we can't let you girls have all the fun now can we."

Hinata and Temari asked when they had time to pull the prank in which they answered after everybody had left where they followed them via invisibility where Kiba was they henged into cats and then ran into him and Akamaru before they spied Shino nearby and decided to get him too.

"How were you able to get Shino too?" Temari asked as Itachi spoke up and said that some of them latched onto him when they pretended to be scared of Akamaru and to make it easier that casted the jutsu beforehand so all they had to do was make contact with any of them and the jutsu would set in place. The girls agreed it was a good plan and Naruto said what made it better was that it threw the suspicion off of them in which they were thankful for. Later that evening they decided to go see how their pranking was working so they left the hotel once more for dinner and watched Sasuke still running from his fan girls who were asking him many questions. The group had finally caught Kiba and Akamaru as they were able to calm him down by removing his jack but poor Akamaru was not so lucky as they had to give the big dog a bath which he didn't like one bit. As they walked around some more they once again found Shino sulking until he spotted them and decided to hang around with them.

"You're the one ones who can see me" Shino said sadly in which made the group feel guilty and the boys undid the jutsu behind his back. As they kept walking they spotted Sakura and Ino walking in which they greeted all of them and Shino who looked up in surprised and suddenly started following them saying that they could see him too. Sakura and Ino got scared and started running away which Shino following them which made the group laugh as they said that had enough fun and for them to unleash the jutsus on Kiba and Akamaru in which they did before returning back to the hotel for the night. As soon as they entered the room the scrolls began to glow in which they decided if they wanted to read it now or tomorrow but settled on now. "Let's read it so we can be ready to plan for tomorrow in case it's anything like the previous one" Naruto said as he and the rest of the group pulled out the scrolls before they watched the next jutsu appear.

"Okay the next jutsu is called… 'Prank Style: Truth Set You Free…or Running', un."

Everybody just stared at the scroll before Naruto let out a "huh" and asked Kyuubi what this jutsu did in which the biju appeared eyes glowing as they smiled widely.

"Shukaku and I believe this is the 2nd best jutsu we created the 1st you will find after you completed the pranks but you will have fun with this one." The group asked what the prank did before Shukaku and Kyuubi laughed and showing all their teeth said, "It means-

EVIL CLIFF HANGER NO JUTSU