ENTRY SIX: PIDGEY EVOLUTIONARY LINE

PIDGEY:

Short for Pigeon, and also looks like one, this little bird is an annoying pest and can be shot and eaten. It stats are crap, but its speed will get it out of any problem, unless you up against a bunch of those giant bee from the last entry. Its moves include: gust, corner, peck off (sounds like fuck off), and quick attack.

In terms of food, give it the Weedles and Caterpies so you don't have to constantly buy out the stores of lettuce and other green leafy vegetables.

Its typing is normal (which is contradicting since Pokémon in general isn't normal) and flying, and its weaknesses are electric, rock, and ice types.

I personally fought these with my kitchen knives and guns as I try to shoot these off my lawn and have them for dinner. And damn do they taste good; however the knife ware I have is starting to chip a little.


PIDGEOTTO:

A bigger turkey and long for pigeon once again. Looks better also as it has a fine array of feathers and actually looks like a turkey. Its stats are at a decent level seeing as the HP, attack and damage are at three with its speed at four. Its moves include: Whirlwind, gust, quick attack, and twister (which will destroy your house if you piss it off).

On a separate note here, the 'Dex says, "It claims a large area of space as its territory". One thing I will emphasize is that if you got a mix of Beedrills and Pidgeottos, prepare to have Nazis vs. Americans because there will be a WWII situation and a shit load of casualties. Moral here, don't have both species in one area.

The food this bird eats is similar to the little self, except it now eats more so.

Its typing is the same.

In battle I dealt with the ones currently in the lab as the fuckers constantly fight each other and other Pokémon. Now, in case of these oversized turkeys do come crashing from the sky, I go find one and cook it for dinner. What? Can't I have some to eat while the Pokémon kill each other? It's called dinner and a show.


PIDGEOT:

This is something for Thanksgiving as it's basically almost five feet tall. Its looks are pretty damn beautiful and I will also say that some people who are into Pokémon would take this. The stats of this giant turkey are decent as the minimum is at three while the attack is at four and speed is a five. Its moves include: Clutch, headwind, strong gust, and quick attack.

As already stated before, some people who are Pokephiles actually have these. I know because one time a guy came into my gym with a Pidgeot and once I saw them kiss I asked them if they were and they said yes.

In terms of food, you can bet all your Weedles and Caterpies would be gone by now, which is actually a good thing. Also, do not give them any kind of prune based food because I experimented once as I gave a group of them different fruits and one had a prune and, uh, take a guess about two hours later.

Typing remains still.

In terms of battling, they are tricky to target, but when you have a .45 hunting rifle with you, anything is possible. But, I dealt with a more interesting one than this.


MEGA PIDGEOT:

This is more of an ass kicker as its speed is at six and the special attack is at seven. However, it's HP and special defense remains at a three so you're still good. I've fought a Mega Pidgeot twice and you can almost guarantee that you'll need a powerful/fast Pokémon to knock this bitch out.