Chapter 7: Put a Smile on That Face

jack smith was about to cut john smith's mouth and cheeks apart when john smith's reflexes moved really, really fast. john smith pulled two spoons out of his pockets and gouged both of jack smith's eyeballs out simultaneously. they didn't fall out though because they were connected to his brain by string things so they just hung in front of his face on ropes.

"my eyes, my eyes" yelled jack smith as he fell back, pulling the knife out of john smith's mouth while cutting apart john smith's mouth and cheeks in the process.

"my mouth and cheeks, my mouth and cheeks" yelled john smith as he fell back too in the other direction.

jack smith grabbed his two eyeballs and pushed them back into the sockets but they didn't fit back in cause his eyelids were in the way cause they kind of shriveled back up into his eye sockets. then jack smith got his eyeballs in for a second but they popped back out again.

meanwhile, john smith got out scotch tape to tape his mouth and cheeks back together but the scotch tape didn't stick because there was too much blood so then john smith took out a stapler and started stapling his mouth and cheeks back together but his hands got so covered in blood and slippery that he dropped the stapler when it was stapling a staple and it tore his mouth and cheeks open and apart ever more.

when the stapler hit the ground, it broke apart, and all the staples went flying into the air and they all hit jack smith and he got staples all over his skin and some staples even went into his eyeballs that were hanging in front of his face and some staples went into his head through his empty eye sockets and stapled his brain.

then john smith slipped on his own blood puddle that was on the ground and he went rolling down some stairs. meanwhile, jack smith was wandering around blind and he also slipped in john smith's blood puddle and also went rolling down the stairs too.

while jack smith was rolling down the stairs he started rolling sideways towards a cliff that was right next to the stairs. he fell off the cliff but his eyeballs got stuck on the railing of the stairs just as he fell off and his eye ball ropes wrapped around the railing and tugged his brain front in his head and it stopped him from falling off the cliff. so jack smith was hanging from his eye ball rope things.

john smith saw jack smith hanging from his eye ball rope things yelling for help.

"shhsghh idjjed gaaaahsjs, jack smith" said john smith, but no one could understand him because his mouth and cheeks were all cut up and he was choking on his own blood.

john smith walked over to where jack smith was hanging from his eyeballs and pulled out a pair of scissors.

"that sounded like scissors you just pulled out" said jack smith.

"ireyt wgafafs" said john smith.

"no, please don't!" yelled jack smith.

but it was too late. john smith reached over and cut both of jack smith's eyeball rope things with the scissors and jack smith went plummeting off the cliff to his death on the sharp and pointy rocks below.

john smith's cut up mouth and cheeks twisted into a smile as he heard jack smith's body hit the sharp and pointy rocks below on the beach. and then there was silence.

john smith walked off slowly into the horizon....

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jack smith's body lie motionless on the beach. but then his hand started moving. slowly but surely his hand reached over toward his cell phone that was lying in the sand next to him. he picked up the phone and felt it in his hand for a while. then he started dialing....

GTA.... 555.... 0100!!!!........

THE END.... or is it?........