Ace: Hi and welcome to Game View the only place where you're going to see bad puns and crazy women reviewing games.
Terra: I think that was a compliment … anyhow we are going to start this show with an apology for taking a few weeks off. Okay everyone just like we practiced it.
Everyone: We are sorry for being lazy.
Ace: Not only are you getting the only time you're seeing Deadpool saying sorry but you're going to get two episodes today and another one on Monday.
Terra: I'm going to go ahead and mention this but on Aerocom's author page is a poll. Vote on it and pick the next game we are going to review.
Ace: Yes and on Mizu651's page you're going to get another one, if you don't like the score any of the eight games we reviewed then let us know which one should have got a better grade.
Terra: Okay I think that all for the announcements today we got our hands on DW6.
Ace: I'm going to go head to head with Wei Yan.
Terra: I'm going to open some mail in the Point.
Ace: Then I'm taking over the list and give you the best Hack and Slash games are in the Count Down.
Terra: Then Deadpool has something to say in Deadpool's corner.
Ace: Let's not forget that he also wants' to try out the Try Out segment.
Terra: And lastly it is time for the judgment of this game. Let's start off with Deadpool in the Try Out.
Try Out
Deadpool: Hell yeah I won!
Holly: What the hell did you do!
Deadpool: I beat the living hell out of him.
Holly: He was going to show you some moves!
Deadpool: Ohhh now that memo sounds a whole lot better.
Holly: Deadpool that is what the Memo said! Word for word!
Deadpool: Yeah well I didn't read it.
Holly: Terra I don't think Jiang Wei going to appear in the next game…
Deadpool: I'm the winner, I'm the winner! Hey stupid your next!
Head to Head
Ace: Did he just call me a stupid?
Wei Yan: That is what it sounds like.
Ace: And who asked you!
Wei Yan: You did.
Ace: (Blushing) Well … any ways the first thing I notice in the game is that you traded weapons, why?
Wei Yan: Let me answer that with a question of my own. Why do you come here and interview us game characters?
Ace: Well because I have too.
Wei Yan: just as I thought.
Ace: Okay so what is different in this game compare to the other games you were in?
Wei Yan: It is like going from one segment to another here on Game View.
Ace: What the hell are you talking about? Okay one last question, did you know that you're based on a real person that died long ago?
Wei Yan: No I'm not.
Ace: Yes you are. You can go to Wikipedia and find out for yourself.
Wei Yan: I'm not myself… then who am I right now?
Ace: Terra this guy is freaking me out back to you.
The Point
Terra: Today's I have three notes to read. The first one reads "Hey Deadpool why on earth did your Cable and Deadpool comic get canceled?"
Deadpool: Well that an easy one. Cable was too much of a premadonna to work with me. He said and I quote "I can't work with at loud mouth like Deadpool!" end quote… and the comics weren't making that much money I guess.
Terra: Okay thank you, the next one reads "hey you reviewed all the Final Fantasy games right so who is your favorite character?"
Ace: First off we did do an all Final Fantasy show but we only reviewed the Final Fantasy VII games. And to answer your question mine is Genesis.
Terra: Well mine has to be Tifa… I wish I could have a pair like hers.
Ace: TERRA! THIS IS A FAMILY FIC! AND YOU'RE MY SISTER I CAN'T HAVE YOU TAKING LIKE THAT!
Holly: Lighten up Ace. She a woman she can talk however she wants. Well if I had to choose one it would have to be Squall. He is just so cute with those blue eyes and scar!
Deadpool: Well mine is Vaan, she is H.O.T., hot.
Ace: Deadpool did you just call Vaan hot?
Deadpool: Yes I did why?
Holly: Because she isn't a she. She is a he.
Deadpool: Hey I think Holly had a typo in her line… she just said she is a he.
Terra: No she is right Deadpool Vaan is a guy. Can't you tell by the open vest?
Deadpool: Well I thought she was flat chested… I mean really flat chested.
Holly: Okay I have to give it to you that Vaan does look better than half the women in the series… and that is saying something.
Terra: Okay I think I'm going to be sick now… last question "I think you should turn this fic into a show and post it on so what do you think?"
… That was more of a request rather than a question… and the reason why we haven't done that is because the authors are not that good with cameras and animation. So Game View well stay a fic rather being a real show on like we hope.
Ace: To bad I would like to show people the next seg rather than have them read.
Count Down
Ace: Today my list is a top ten.
10) At number ten is Dynasty Warriors. This game has 18 games and 4 spin offs. If this game hasn't been canceled then it is doing something right.
9) Golden Axe is my ninth pick for my list as it 5 games out, 3 spin off, and one comic miniseries. I also use to play this game when it first came out. Keep that in mind.
8) Heavenly Sword is in this spot because it is one of the few games that puts the main character as a girl… daring but a great move!
7) Gauntlet is a great game in my mind as it made my list with nine games out there you should go out and get it.
6) The Lord of the Rings based off the movies, and games based off movies don't do so hot, but I seen people pick this game up and play it like there is no tomorrow.
5) Omimusha: people say that this game is a Dynasty Warriors knock off, but in my eye Dynasty Warriors is the knock off. This game is number 5 for a reason.
4) Prince of Persia is a great game and I should know I have all 5 games. Try it you'll know what I'm talking about.
3) Rune for being a PC game isn't that bad… I know I can't believe I said it too! But Rune won my heart over. And that is why it is number 3. This game does have a sequel that I haven't played yet but that shouldn't stop you from checking it out.
2) God of War: two words OH MY GOD! Okay that's three but who is counting with the game God of War. This game allows you to take on the god with no repercussions!
1) And my favorite is Devil May Cry. Come on the lead characters hair is silver and he has a bad ass coat! Who wouldn't want to be Dante, look he gets all the women!
Deadpool's Corner
Deadpool: First off… this game has more lives than a cat! Eighteen games! That is more then I can count on my hands! Wait let me that my socks and shoes off. I don't know whose worst Final Fantasy or Dynasty Warriors! Wait I know who Dynasty Warriors, at least the FF games have a love story better then Holly Soup operas! Gees give the series a fork and stick it in cause it is done!
Can you read the words coming out of my mouth Koei the DW must stop; it has drained every plot that I can think of. You know what I think I'm going to have a talk with the president of the company… okay I'm just pulling your leg! But really this game has hit its limit.
I'm Deadpool and I'm OUT!
Judgment
Terra: I don't think that was a rant…
Ace: Well according to DP's contracted anything that is said in Deadpool's Corner is considered a Rant.
Terra: Is that so… well okay. Deadpool covered everything I had to say about this game I think, Dynasty Warriors 6 is a hack and slash for the PS3, the 360, and the PC. This game came out in 2008. This game showed a lot of potential for being good but it is just repeating what the other games have done and that not good for the series. Yes they did add new things but not enough for me not to give it a F,
Ace: Thanks and seeya form everyone here at GAME VIEW!
Ace's note
after rereading Two Worlds episode i noticed the something was missing so here it was missing:
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