Marissa took a deep breath and let out a long, out-of-tune note, "OOOOOOH~! YANKEE DOODLE- um- BLAH BLAH BLAH! YANKEE DOODLE BLAH BLAH!"
Marissa had been singing the same Yankee doodle tune for three hours. Link had been covering his ears for a while now and Meta Knight flashed out two hours and fifty minutes ago. Elenast had been bobbing her head to the tune for a while now too, and Kirby was fast asleep on Elenast' head. They started on their journey a while back to get to the Kanto region, from Pokemon, so they could get a Poke Ball.
"The end!" Marissa finally said, which was followed by a small relieving sigh from Link and a mini applause from Elenast.
"You should've sung along, Elenast!" Marissa encouraged.
Link shivered inside, he could barely stand Marissa's singing, but the thought of Elenast singing along disturbed him deeply.
"Oh, no. I'm not that generous," Elenast said. "I don't give away my songs willy-nilly like you. I have pride."
Marissa didn't know if she was insulted or confused, "Wait, was that an insult?"
"Hey! We're almost there!" Elenast said looking at the large gate, at least half a mile away. Excitement rushed through Elenast, making her want to run all the way there.
Elenast looked at her surroundings. She didn't notice the sudden change in scenery, due to the fact that she was completely engulfed in her thoughts. The tree's looked a whole lot less war-ready, and more...like anime?
When they reached the huge gate, LOK was in awe. The city was huge, it had to be at least the size of New York.
Elenast decided to break the silence, "WOAH! IT'S HUGE!"
"No kidding," Marissa silently followed, not taking her eyes off the giant place.
When LOK reached the inside, they saw the city was like a market place. There were shops and hospitals and homes and more shops, not to mention all the people there. The place was so crowded that the people there just looked like clumps and groups. Elenast and Marissa were both amazed, neither of them had been outside their tiny city, Stonewall, (And somehow they never met...) so a big city like this was a little bit of a shock to them. But Link was even more in awe, judging by how he had never been anywhere near somewhere advanced enough to have the light bulb. So he was pretty shocked looking at the street lamps.
"It's even bigger on the inside!" Elenast said, "TIME LORD TECHNOLOGY!"
Marissa looked at her weird, "This isn't a story about old TV shows Elenast, remember? Video games only!"
"Oh...Right..!" Elenast said, looking at the pokemon filled shops. Elenast couldn't help herself, "Let's go shopping!"
"Remember why we came." Meta Knight said, standing in the middle of their group.
"WAH!" Everybody jumped back from Meta Knight.
"Holy crap, how did you get there?!" Marissa said.
"Details aren't important." Metaknight cleared his throat, "We only came to get the Pokeball, remember?"
"Of course I remember!" Elenast said, with a hint of guilt, "The only way you can get a Pokeball is buying it! Right?"
Marissa nodded, sprouting a smile on Elenast face.
"See?"
"That's actually not a bad idea..." Link agreed.
Marissa smiled, "So I guess my whole 'Medieval Grocery Store' thing might work out afterall! We can just buy our way into heaven."
"And where do you expect to find currency?" Metaknight said.
Link puffed up in pride as he showed off his bag of rupees.
"Let me rephrase, where do you expect to find Pokemon Dollars?"
Link sunk back down, putting back his rupees.
"I KNOW! I KNOW HOW!" Elenast frantically said, shooting her hand into the air.
"You battle other pokemon trainers using a pokemon of your own!" Marissa said, before Elenast could answer.
Elenast scowled, "I was going to say that..."
"And where are we going to find a pokemon?"
Elenast and Marissa looked at eachother, then looked at Metaknight with an evil aura.
"We promise it will only be until we got enough money to buy a pokeball," Marissa said, with big pleading eyes.
"Hmm?"
"You'll be my favorite!" Elenast said.
"?"
"It will be really really quick!" The girls said in unison.
Metaknight sighed with annoyance, "You want to tell me what it is you want before pleading?"
"Can you be my pokemon?" Marissa asked.
"No."
Marissa looked crestfallen, while Elenast looked angry.
Elenast stomped her foot, "Metaknight! You're too quick to reject! The least you could do is consider!"
"Please Metaknight! Why not?" Marissa asked.
"I have pride." And on that note, he 'fwooshed' out.
"DON'T PATRONIZE US WITH YOUR VALID ARGUMENTS!" Elenast said, shaking her fist at the sky. "So...we alway have Kirby."
Kirby, who had been asleep this whole time, woke up at the sound of his name.
"Good morning Kirby!" Elenast said.
"Poyo~Poyo~!" He said smiling.
"You wanna be Marissa's pokemon?"
Kirby hid his face on Elenast' head, Indicating that he did not want to, despite not being able to understand the English language.
"Oh! Poor Kirby! He's just a baby Star Warrior!" Elenast coddled Kirby, "Marissa! Trying to force child labor! For shame!"
Marissa gave Elenast 'The Look'.
Elenast accepted the look, and said, "Kirby, if you go with Marissa to be her pokemon, I'll make you a stack of pancakes."
Kirby jumped up in excitement, "Poyo! Poyo!"
Elenast laughed, "Good! But after you battle, OK?"
Kirby nodded.
"Elenast, I love you." Marissa said, obviously suppressing happiness.
Elenast flipped her hair, "Who doesn't?"
"But where are we going to find a place to battle?" Link asked.
"We can go out into the wilderness, and ask people if they want to battle?" Marissa said.
Everybody just stared at her. Nobody wanted to go back into the wilderness. Elenast didn't like walking, and Link didn't want Marissa to start singing again.
"Or not..." Marissa said.
Elenast looked around, then noticed a giant round Pokemon Stadium in the center of the city. Then she looked at Marissa, then the stadium again. Then Marissa, then the stadium. Marissa, stadium, smile.
"You should go enter a Pokemon Stadium contest thing!"
Marissa's eyes brightened, "You mean a battle in a Pokemon Stadium?! Of course! Why didn't I think of that!"
"Yeah!"
Marissa had a huge smile on her face, being a big fan of Pokemon. "Elenast, I love you even more."
"Good. That's how it should be."
LOK (minus Metaknight) walked through the giant doors of the Pokemon Stadium. When they got inside , it was packed. It looked like everybody was either training/feeding their small pokemon, or signing up for the competition. Anyone else was either a worker, or confused
"Awfully packed..." Link said.
"You bet!" Marissa said, excited.
Link smiled, he liked seeing her happy. At one, singular, probably never going to happen again, moment of time, Link was grateful for Elenast's presence, because she made Marissa happy. Link leaned in toward Elenast, and whispered, "Thanks."
Elenast went beet red, but then looked up at him and smiled, indicating she knew he was talking about Marissa.
She has a sweet smile, Link thought, If only she wasn't so doting and weird...
"Come on Kirby!" Elenast said, making him go with Marissa.
Kirby flailed his arms back to Elenast, "Poyo! Poyo!" making it obvious he didn't want to go.
"Sorry, Kirby." Elenast said, cheerfully. "No takesies~backsies!"
Elenast pushed Kirby next to Marissa, who held on to Kirby's hand as she dragged him to the sign in desk.
"I would like to sign up for the Pokemon Tournament!" Marissa said, obviously suppressing joy, again.
"Of course!" The lady at the desk said, "What Pokemon will you be using?"
"Right there!" She said, pointing to a Kirby that was not their. Marissa noticed the empty space where Kirby was supposed to be, then she started panicking.
"Uhm...miss?"
"WAIT! I KNOW IT'S HERE! It's just hiding..." Marissa started looking around hiding places.
"If you don't have a pokemon-"
"I DO!" Marissa panicked, then looked at Elenast in desperation, and said, "There she is!"
Elenast gave her a WHAT? look, which Marissa returned with a Please just play along! look. Elenast replied with a No! look. SIMPLIFICATION OF LOOKS:
M: PLEASE?!
E: I'M NOT A FREAKING POKEMON!
M: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
E: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M GOING TO FIGHT SOME DEMON BEAST FOR OTHERS ENTERTAINMENT! (Foreshadowing for future chapters)
M: I'll make you a stack of pancakes?
E: Fine. But I'm not happy about it...
How they were able to understand each others looks, you ask? Nobody knows.
"Yes!" Marissa acted, "It is the Legendary Pokemon … Elenast!"
Elenast gave her a sarcastic, Real original look.
"Uhm...miss? That's a normal person."
"No it's not!" Marissa retorted, "That's her, uhm, disguise...She's a shape shifter!"
Elenast slammed her hands on the desk, making the lady jump back in surprise. Then said, "Elenast, Elenast." In a frightening pokemon-like-manner.
A quick Thank you! look came from Marissa.
"Well...her clothes do look strange..."
Elenast shot the Lady with her eyes, freaking her out.
"Great~!" Marissa said, "Good talk! I'll just sign myself in here, and I'll lead myself to the practice room, thank you! Have a nice day!"
Marissa and Elenast led their way into the practice room, low fiving on the way, and confusing the lady at the desk.
When they got in the practice room, Elenast immediately sat on the floor, as Marissa explored the smallish square area.
Marissa spotted a small countertop with free Pokefood. Or at least she thought it was free. "So...you want some Poke-kibble?"
Elenast angry-signed, "I'm not a real pokemon!"
"Sorry! Sorry!" Marissa backed off, and looked at a bowl with two baguettes in it. "Well the only thing here edible to humans is this loaf of French Bread." She put the other one in her pocket, to save for later. Marissa knew Elenast would be hungry later, and she knew if she said there were two, she would eat them both now.
But instead of Elenast' usual 'Ooh! Yay! Omnomnom!', an evil smile, as well as an aura, crept onto Elenast's figure.
Little did Marissa know, that the next 3-5 minutes would be the most terrifying minutes of her life.
Mariss and Elenast went up near the backstage. Marissa stood there flabbergasted, then shivered.
"I can't believe that actually happened."
Elenast rolled her eyes, "I don't even know what you're talking about."
"I can't believe that I'm still alive!" Marissa said, raging towards Elenast, "How in the world do you not remember almost KILLING ME! I'm just glad it was only 3-5 minutes. Does that happen in real life?"
Elenast angry-signed, "How would I know, I CAN'T REMEMBER!"
"Nah there's no way that would happen in real life."
"Shut up!"
Suddenly, they were called up on stage. Marissa completely forgot her training-room horrors and got extremely excited.
"Oh my GOSH! I'M SO EXCITED!" She squealed.
Elenast plugged her ears, but then smiled when she saw the joy in Marissa's eyes, "Me too! I mean, Elenast! Elenast!"
They reached the opening doors to the stadium. When they went through, sunlight burned Elenast' eyes. She shielded her eyes with her arm, until her eyes settled. She looked over at Marissa and noticed she was too excited for pupil refixation. Elenast took note of her surroundings. She was on a green platform with a Pokeball design in the center. All around her was a big empty...abyss-type thing. Around that was the audience. It was kind of like a football stadium (For those who are curious, it is the stadium on Super Smash Brawl). She looked at a giant screen set up near the audience and saw her and Marissa. Elenast quickly scanned the audience and spotted a familiar green hat among the crowd, she noticed Kirby jumping in excitement as well. Metaknight was standing in his usual vampire-like position with his cape covering over half his body. Elenast smiled and waved, making her natural adorableness appear on the big screen.
Marissa whispered to Elenast, "I wonder who our opponent is going to be?"
Elenast smiled as the announcer started speaking.
"OUR CONTESTANTS, MARISSA CONDER AND HER LEGENDARY POKEMON...ELENAST?"
The crowd started to roar, Kirby clapped frantically, with his hands over his head. Link clapped more slowly and politely. Metaknight didn't move, but a tiny hint of 'Good Luck' came from his aura. So tiny, that you could only notice if you were really paying attention to him, so nobody really noticed.
"AND ON THE LEFT SIDE WE HAVE-"
Elenast and Marissa both gawked in surprise.
"What are the odds..." Marissa said, looking at their opponent.
"ASH KETCHUM!"
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"Epic." Marissa said, aloud.
Ash stepped out and took out his pokeball ready to fight, when he spotted Elenast.
"That's your pokemon?" He asked.
"Yeah...it's a long story...for now, she's a legendary pokemon." Marissa said.
Ash practically fell over, "For now?"
"Yeah...ELENAST! I CHOOSE YOU!"
Ash gripped his pokeball, ready to battle, and said, "SQUIRTLE! I CHOOSE YOU!"
A flash of red light filled the air, and took the shape of a small, agile looking turtle. Immediately, the turtle took shape, revealing his water like color on his skin.
"Squirtle! Squirtle!"
Marissa and Elenast looked wide-eyed at the impossible 13 seconds that just happened.
"What's wrong?" Ash taunted, "You look like you've never seen a pokemon before. SQUIRTLE! USE WATER GUN!"
Before Elenast could react, Squirtle shot water from his mouth, and onto her face, making her soaking wet.
Elenast wiped off the water on her face, revealing a rather blank expression, and saying in monotone, "Elenast, Elenast."
Marissa jumped in, "Let me translate, I speak Elenastese. She says, 'You just regurgitated water onto my face!'"
"Squirtle! Squirtle!"
Ash stepped in again, "SQUIRTLE! USE RAPID SPIN!" And with those words, Squirtle sunk into his shell and shot towards Elenast, spinning.
"ELENAST! USE A FANCY MOVE!" Marissa yelled.
Right before Squirtle hit Elenast, Elenast jumped to the side, leaving Squirtle to returning still following her in his shell. As the pokemon pitched towards her, Elenast pulled out a baseball bat and WHACK!
"WOW FOLKS! WE'VE GOT A HOMERUN! IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!"
The crowd roared as squirtle shot into the air, fading out yelling, "SQUIRTLllleeeee..." (Ding)
Elenast dropped the bat and waved at the crowd, smiling triumphantly.
Link and Metaknight sweatdropped, while Kirby, on the other hand, was clapping as loud as he possibly could. Ash looked wonderstruck. He then, not taking his eyes off Elenast, said, "Where did she get the baseball bat?"
Marissa just crossed her arms, also looking at Elenast, "The world may never know."
Squirtle came flying back, and landed on the ground, knocked out.
"AND THE WINNER IS, MARISSA!" The announcer said, which Elenast returned with a 'What about me?!' gesture.
Ash opened the first pokeball, "SQUIRTLE! COME BACK!" He pulled out another pokeball, "GO! IVYSAUR!"
This time a green and medium sized dinosaur-looking pokemon came out. The giant pink flower on his back let out a short spatter of visible pollen. He then let out long, green vines that acted like arms.
"Ivy-saur!"
Elenast prepared herself ready to jump, when Ivysaur charged.
"Ivysaur!" The thing said.
But instead of him tackling her, like Squirtle, he hit his vines against where Elenast barely dodged. Unfortunately for our heroines, Ivysaur's second vine hit Elenast's legs.
"Nst!" She cringed.
Ivysaur then hit her against her left arm. And before Elenast could respond, he whipped against her right hand, and then he hit her again, and again, and again. Have you ever been hit by a leather belt before? It hurts. BAD. Multiply that by all of Ivysaur's brambles, and you see what I mean?
Marissa began to worry, so she decided to do the only thing she could do. Give motivational phrases.
"Come on, Elenast! You can do it! Just... spread your wings and fly! Wait, that's graduation..."
Elenast shot her a look, telling Marissa she really wasn't helping the situation.
"Fine! Just do another fancy move!"
Right as Ivysaur hit both of his vines on Elenast' arms, she grabbed onto them. Marissa smiled, and did a little victory fist. Elenast swung Ivysaur around, and around, and around, until finally she let go, swinging Ivysaur against the wall of the audience, making him drop down into the 'Abyss'.
"Ivysaur!" It yelled as it fell.
Marissa looked down into the blackness, and saw two small flying pokemon carrying Ivysaur out of the 'Abyss'. They dropped him right on the platform, knocked out, and then went back down in the darkness.
Melissa, a little creeped out, shook her head and high fived Elenast.
"AND THE WINNER IS, MARISSA!" The announcer said.
"Yeah! Good job Elenast!" Marissa said.
"Elenast, Elenast!" She smiled.
Ash bit the edge of his thumb, then brought out Ivysaur's pokeball, "IVYSAUR, COMEBACK!" He pulled out a last pokeball, "GO, CHARIZARD!"
"CHARIZARD!" Marissa exclaimed. Marissa did the math, Elenast + Flames = BBQ Fake Pokemon! Marissa looked towards Elenast, who was equally panicked.
A final read beam of light flashed, and out came a giant, blazing dragon with fire burning from it's tail.
"ROOOOAAAAARR!" It blew out fire as it roared. Elenast scared out of her mind, put out a tough face, saluted Marissa, and tried to get as much distance between her and the monster as possible.
Charizard blew fire at Elenast, who quickly jumped, but not fast enough to keep her feet extinguished.
HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! She thought, taking off her shoes.
Charizard blew more flames. And more flames. And more, and more, and then just a few more. There was just enough fire to have Elenast constantly running.
Marissa sweat-dropped, it was like watching a comedy show. Fire, jump, fire, jump, fire then jump. Then Marissa noticed that Elenast was getting burned every time.
Elenast, actually, just noticed that too. At the rate she was going, she could actually die! She had to think of something fast, before it was too late.
Unfortunately, it was too late. While Elenast was jumping out of the way, she landed on her ankle.
"Tsk!" She cringed in pain.
Charizard seized this opportunity, and took advantage of it. He started breathing fire over her feet. Elenast tried to dodge, but sadly failed, and fell to the ground in failure.
Elenast looked toward Link and Kirby for encouragement, but unfortunately didn't get any. Link was holding back Kirby, who was dying to jump onto the stage and help. Metaknight shifted uncomfortable, edging to help as well. But sadly, none of them knew that this could actually kill Elenast, so they let her be.
Elenast looked over towards Marissa. Marissa knew. Actually, Marissa was freaking out more than Elenast would hope, mumbling things like 'How the holy heck do I get Elenast out of this?!' and stuff.
Elenast came to the conclusion that this was the end, Well, at least I died fighting a flaming fire-breathing dragon. Good enough for me!
Charizard stomped over, then let out a huge roar. Elenast braced herself, it was the end.
Marissa freaked out, "What do I do?! What do I do?!" Ash smirked in victory, when Marissa felt something in her pocket! French bread! This was Elenast' last chance, and she knew she was going to regret doing this.
"Elenast! Here!" Marissa threw the baguette into Elenast' lap.
But Elenast wasn't listening, her eyes were glued to the baguette. She took one bite, and everything went pitch black. LITERALLY. The entire stadium was blacked out, confusing the audience. A single spotlight came center stage, where Elenast stood.
Suddenly, this upbeat music began to play, and Marissa had a sick feeling in her stomach. Not only was it very cliche, but the future damage was bound to get her and Elenast kicked out for good.
"Sensei!," Elenast sang,
"Kasane wa, Kasane wa, Kasane wa Vocaloid imasu ka?"
"Tetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetot etotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotet o," Elenast sang so fast, that the words weren't recognizable. Her rapid Japanese started rainbow lights flashing up, and down, and through. Ash and Charizard were taken back by this, confused and a little creeped out. Marissa felt like she was in a cliche Japanese music video, and she was sure she heard this song before. It was sung by a vocaloid, and the name of it was Kasane Territory. (To readers: HIGHLY advisable to search this song on Youtube or Grooveshark or something, otherwise you might get lost.)
"Zuko- te iwanaide
Watashi wa PRO janai mo~n
FRANCE pan ga koubutsu nano sesu
MARGARINE de taberu no da"
All of the sudden, while she was singing, random objects started turning into baguettes, including members of the audience, worrying Link, Kirby, and Metaknight.
"Misoji dakeredo
Chimera naraba juugo-sai
VOCALOID no kyoten mezashite
Utau noda!"
"Kyun kyun!"
"Tetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetot etotetotetotet," Elenast began running around, and around Charizard, until she was nothing but a tornado. In the midst of the tornado, you could hear a, "Misoji tte iuna!"
"Kyuuuuuuun!" Elenast stopped.
Elenast began to corner Charizard, popping in and out of places, and defying the laws of the universe, "Watashi wa utahime da yo
Watashi wa uso janai yo
Sutekina uta utau yo"
"VOCALOID MONOPOLY!"
"Watashi wa IDOL da yo
Atama wa DRILL janai
DRILL wa GYUUUUUIN!"
"Watashi Kasane TERRITORY!" Elenast kicked Charizard so hard, he went flying into space, farther than Squirtle, and he never came back.
Link was stunned, but Kirby was happily cheering, and Metaknight was unphased.
"Do you know what's happening?" Link asked.
"Yes," Metaknight answered. "Kirby has a similar 'move' type. It's almost the same as Kirby when he swallows Invincible Candy, and becomes Hyper Kirby."
"Sengetu ni kaiteita DVD mitsukatte
Awatete TSUTAYA e kaeshini iku
Okorarete hekomu noda! Muuu..
PERFECT SINGER
PRETTY TWIN DRILL
Ichiman susen en nakutemo
Utau imasu! Kyuun!"
At this point, Link and the others were exiting the audience to down stage to reach Marissa. They had a little bit of problem, getting around the loaves of bread, but they jumped over the abyss, and reached Marissa, trying to block out the incredibly loud singing.
"Watashi wa utahime da yo
Watashi wa uso janai yo
Ironna uta utau yo
VOCALOID MONOPOLY"
"Watashi wa IDOL dayo
Atame wa DRILL janai
DRILL wa
Ugokanai yo!"
"Watashi Kasane TERRITORY!"
"Muukyuu, kyuu! Muukyuu, kyuu! Muukyuu, kyuu!"
Ash looked toward Marissa. "My Charizard is already knocked out, why is she still going!? Call her off!"
"Yeah, why is she still going?" Link asked.
"Well, you see," Marissa said guiltily, "Once she takes a bite of french bread, she goes into this 'Invisible' Mode, making her pretty much undefeatable. The only problem with that is that I don't really have control over her at that point, so she could come over here and destroy us any moment. Heh-heh..."
"What?!"
"Kyuu-n!"
"Watashi wa utahime da yo
Watashi wa uso janai yo
Minna to utautai yo"
"VOCALOID MONOPOLY"
"Watashi wa IDOL da yo
Atama wa DRILL janai
DRILL wa
GYUURURUHNN!
Watashi Kasane TERRITORY!"
"Watashi wa uta utau yo
Utaeru kono yorokobi
Minna no mine ni todoke
Watashi Kasane TERRITORY!"
"Watashi Kasane TERRITORY!"
Elenast turned to face Marissa and the others, "Kimi wa jitsuni baka dana!" She said, before completely passing out. Before she hit the ground, Meta Knight flashed past and caught her.
Elenast slowly opened her eyes and yawned, "Morning!"
Ash practically fell over, "Morning?! You destroyed over half the stadium! And since when can you talk?!"
Marissa smiled, "Yeah, she's not really a Pokemon!"
"She's not a Pokemon, and she did this!" You gestured to the destroyed stadium.
Elenast stood up, then quickly noticed her clothes. Apparently, through the mass of being drenched, then ripped by vines, then being burned almost to a crisp, they were still alive. But barely.
Elenast went bright pink, "Uhm...my-um-clothes...are dying," she held her arms vertically across her chest, holding her clothes up. "Do you happen to have anything I could borrow?"
READERS! Jellie here, and apologizing... I'm a HUGE procrastinator (ask Frank) so it took me about four months to do this! Heh-heh... gomennasai... Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little chapter here, and I would be VERY VERY pleased if you sent reviews on what you think! A FEW POINTERS!
1) Angry-Signing: (Verb) You know that whole anime thing with the little cross angry-vein thing. Yeah, that's what it is. Plus it sounds cuter than "Angry Veining"
2) Sweat-Dropping: (Verb) That's the whole anime blue sweatdrop thing.
3) Practically falling over: (Verb) Though it may look normal, it's not. It means that whole anime thing where they fall over in a mix of surprise and sweat-dropping.
4) All Pokemon moves are REAL! Well, Nintendo real. You could buy a Pokemon game and get a squirtle with the move 'Rapid Spin' or whatever.
Thank you! -Jelly
P.S. As a special I'm-sorry-I-was-so-lame-and-I-made-such-a-late-cha pter gift, we made a Deviantart that has pictures of our story! There's not much now, but it will grow over time. Check out the link below!
THANKS!
Quick note from Frank: Please forgive Jellie! SHE'S ONLY A CHIIIIILLLLDDDD! Jk but seriously guys let's all just thank J for writing such a hilarious chapter. The plot thickens! ~Frank
