Fun ways to irk inheritance cycle characters…
A/N: All right, just for the 3 people who voted for Arya in the poll on my profile, she shall be my next "contestant". MWAHAHAHA!
Slip meat into her food.
Show her the entire book series. Then introduce her to Christopher Paolini. This'll make some fire all right.
Get her and Eragon on a blind date. Secretly videotape the entire thing using one of those super cool midget cameras.
At the aforementioned date, send them to a movie. Also, make sure they serve meat and only meat at the restaurant you send them to as well.
Tell her that Faolin was a complete wuss-puss when it came to Urgals.
Also tell her it was her fault, and only her fault that he died.
Blackmail her somehow into wearing a dress at all times.
Turn her into a vampire and get her to bite everyone she even mildly dislikes. Then have them all go after Eragon. Now THAT would be worth seeing…. (Just for the record, I personally hate vampires. ...I have no idea how I'd turn her into one, but...)
Call her a tree hugging hippie. Giggle mysteriously in a suggestive manner when she asks what it means.
Ask her repeatedly if she's a jedi.
After she says "no" about one hundred times, widen your eyes and say "Ooohhhhh".
When she asks you about THAT, whisper in a shocked and scared voice, "So, you are a sith!"
Then pull out a plastic light saber and hit her with it.
Show her the Eragon movie, then introduce her to the producers and the actor that played her.
Force her to go to a family reunion. Do the same for Izlanzadi. And all her related family. Make sure to bring up the subject of Eragon's feelings for Arya. Several times.
Get her drunk, and then videotape the results of said drunk-ness.
Beg to know her secret of youth. Don't accept the "It's because I'm an Elf" excuse.
Lock her in a room with Angela and Jar Jar Binks.
Braid her hair with thousands of fancy pink ribbons while she's sleeping. Or, if you don't know how to braid, just tie her hair into multiple knots that are next to impossible to get out.
Show her the elves in Grimms fairy tales.
Or lord of the rings.
Ask her to tuck you in at night.
A/N: Yeah, nothing really to say.
