Title: Knocked Up

Summary: Angels and Demons roam the earth – the Justice League is caught up in the age-old battle between Good and Evil and getting knocked up.

Rating: M

Disclaimer: No ownie

Pairings: include Boostle, Batflash, Blue Arrow (a new pairing consisting of Dove and Green Arrow.) Questressawk(Question/Huntress/Hawk(yes I went there!) and Shinilante...


Chapter 6


"Damn," Green Lantern said, when Shayera told him who the father of Batman's child was. The pair were heading to a meeting with the other founding members, "Well I've lost fifty bucks and to a kid no less."

"Oh well," Shayera said, as they both entered the room and sat in their seats. "Hey Diana."

"Hello," Diana smiled, "So have you heard about Bruce and Wally?"

"Yes!" Shayera sniggered. "Who are we meant to feel sorry for is what I want to know?"

"Try the baby," GL grinned, as Wally zoomed up besides him.

"Oh, har, har," Wally groaned, sitting on his seat. "We all owe Tim fifty bucks."

"And you're not giving it to him," Batman said as he sat in his own seat. "He is too young to be gambling."

"Too bad," Wally said, pulling out a piece of paper from his pocket. "It is a done deal! If it will make you happy will give the money to you, put it in his saving account."

"What's that?" Bruce asked, referring to the paper.

"It's the paper we used to write who voted for whom," Shayera said, taking the paper from Wally.

"Please tell me that's not why Superman called us here," Batman sighed.

"No," Diana laughed, "It's something else, he hasn't told us."

"Good, because I have better things to do," Bruce said.

"What? Knit yourself a baby blanket?" Shayera sniggered. John and Diana burst out laughing as Wally tried not to smirk.

"Har, har," Bruce growled snatching the paper from her. He read through the list. It was filled out in two columns, in black in by a barely readable script. Bruce recognized it as Wally's. On the first line it wrote the word 'dad' and next to it was the word 'Leaguer.' A straight black line split the paper into two groups. Bruce read through it to see who voted for whom.

First on the list was Superman and besides his name was Flash. Underneath was Green Lantern who was voted for by Shayera. Stargirl and STRIPES had voted for J'onn and Aztek respectively. Hawk and Dove voted for Amazo and Captain Atom. Aquaman received a vote from Vixen and The Atom received one from Supergirl. Blue Devil and B'wana Beast were voted by Mr Terrific and Green Arrow. Green Arrow himself was voted by Fire and Ice. The duo of Hawk and Dove received votes from Red Tornado and Crimson Avenger. Dr Light betted on Booster Gold and Roy Harper gave his own vote to Crimson Avenger. Plastic Man voted for the other stretchy dude, Elongated Man who voted for Hawkman who voted for Roy Harper. The Atom voted for Orion. Vigilante placed his money on Red Tornado. Creeper for some idiotic reason voted for the Joker. Batgirl had voted for Mr Terrific and Nightwing had voted for… He couldn't be reading this correctly.

"Did you write this correctly?" Bruce asked looking up at Wally, as he showed him the paper.

"Yeah," Wally said. Bruce growled and was about to speak when Wally cut him of, "If you have a problem with Nightwing voting for Etrigan tell him."

"I will," Bruce snapped.

"How cute," John muttered, "They're already fighting like a married couple."

Shayera and Diana burst out laughing. Wally and Bruce glared at John as Clark finally arrived.

"What's going on?" Clark asked suspiciously, sitting down facing his team-mates and friends.

"About time," Wally muttered. "What's this about?"

"It's about what's happening with the Justice League as of now," Superman said. Bruce tried hard not to sigh. "It's obvious that Bruce, Question, Justin, Ted and Don won't be able to go on any missions anytime soon. We need to discuss who can take their place while they're gone. I was thinking we could give some of the reserves their place until the men can come back from their, uh, maternity leave."

Shayera, Diana and John sniggered, receiving another bat glare.

"You know it's not as scary now that you're pregnant," Diana said, patting Bruce on the thigh. Wally glared at her slightly and slapped her hand away. "Ow! What was that for?"

Wally shrugged, looking confused. "Beats me…"

"Any way," Superman sighed, as Bruce glared at Wally. "On to the point. Who do you, think we should call in?"

"Speedy and Nightwing," Wally said, quickly. "And Aqualad… and maybe Aquaman, we'll need another Bat-like figure, growling all over us."

"We have Orion for that," Shayera said. John and Diana burst out laughing. Bruce tried hard not to growl.

"Okay," Superman said, as he tried not to smile, "I'll call the men in for a short meeting and see which of them would like to join full time."

"Actually," Diana said, "One of my sisters asked me if it was possible for her to join, I think now is quite a good time for her."

"Another Wonder Woman?" Flash asked.

"Wonder Girl," Diana corrected.

"Have we met her?" Shayera asked.

"I'm not sure," Diana said, turning to the other woman. "Her name is Donna."

"Nope, never heard of her," Shayera said. "What does she look like?"

"Like me," Diana said, "But her eyes are brown."

"Alright," Superman said. "You get in contact with her then and I'll contact Aquaman and Aqualad…wait who is Aqualad?"

"Aquaman's cousin," Bruce muttered, "Don't tell me you never heard of the, uh, Teen Titans?"

"Teen Titans?" Shayera repeated.

"I think Wally can explain this to you," Bruce smirked. The two women and two men faced Wally.

"Well, me, Nightwing, Speedy and Aqualad made a little group, kind of like the League," Wally said. "It only lasted for two weeks because Bruce here made Dick quit, cause he is a jerk."

"I am not," Bruce muttered. Wally poked his tongue out at him.

"You dragged him out of the team by his cape," Wally said.

"Okay then," Shayera said. "Teen Titans? Where did you come up with that?"

"We were teenagers," Wally shrugged.

"Is this it," Bruce asked, turning to Clark. "I'm hungry."

"Well, Bruce, are you going to be staying up here now or will you return to Gotham?" Superman asked.

"I don't know," Batman shrugged. "I might go in the later months but for now, I'd much prefer to be here."

"Okay," Superman said. "I suppose you could do monitor duty."

"Oh joy," Bruce said, sarcastically. Wally snorted. "Shut up."

"Make me," Wally sneered.

"Don't make me send you to couples counseling," Superman warned. Shayera and Diana burst out laughing once more.

"We are not a couple!" Bruce barked.

Unknown to him and his friends, the angel of love stood near them, unseen, smirking slightly; "That's what you think…"


"Helena, I don't want to talk about it," Dinah sighed, "I just don't believe he did this…"

"Dinah, I don't think he actually slept with Don," Helena said, sitting beside her friend. "I mean then wouldn't Q have slept with Hawk? The two have never spoken to one another before… I doubt that Arrow has even given Dove a second glance."

"You haven't seen him staring at Arrow anytime he's around," Dinah said, glaring at no one. "He is probably lying about the baby even being Arrow's. God knows how many people that stupid skank has slept with…"

"Dinah, are you listening to yourself?" Helena asked, appalled. "Even if Don does have a crush on Arrow, he would never act on it! He's a God-damn tree hugger! A freaking hippie! A peace and love preacher! He wouldn't sleep with Arrow because he knows it would hurt you!"

"Oh bull shit!" Dinah growled. "He couldn't care any less about what I think!"

"Maybe it's a good thing you and Arrow broke up," Helena said, Dinah glared at her. "What I meant is that you've been having problems for months. Not to mention you don't trust each other. Look Dinah, maybe Arrow isn't the one for you. I think you should just forget about him…"

"He would be the one for me if it wasn't for Dove," Dinah pouted angrily.

"Maybe you and I should go out," Helena muttered, "Have a girl's night out. I think you need one."

"What I need is to punch some one," Dinah muttered. Again the angel of love stood nearby smirking.

"I agree with your friend…"


A few days later, Shining Knight and Vigilante found themselves in a baby store looking through the cots and prams in the shop.

"Are you boys looking for anything in particular," a sales assistant asked.

"No, ma'am," Vigilante grinned. "Just looking…"

"So what would to young men like you be doing in a baby store," she asked. "Planning to adopt?"

"Well, somethin' like that," Vigilante muttered, Shining Knight smirked slightly as he tapped on one of the cots.

"This one is nice and sturdy," Sir Justin said, before taking a long sniff of it, "Smells nice too."

"Does the smell matter," Vigilante asked.

"Of course it does," Sir Justin said.

"Uh, I ain't got a clue on how to answer that," Vigilante muttered to the sales assistant.


"Hank, is your brother in?" Green Arrow asked as he leaned against the door frame. Hank nodded, and opened the door enough for Arrow to walk in. The billionaire looked around and found the shared bedroom empty. "Where is he?"

"Shower," Hank muttered, sitting in front of the telly to watch wrestling with a bowl of popcorn on his belly.

"Who's playing?" Arrow asked sitting besides Hawk.

"DX versus the bunch of sissy cheerleaders," Hawk said.

"When did Don go in?"

"About five minutes ago," Hank said, "he won't be out until another hour."

"Oh jeez…" Arrow sighed, "How's Question?"

"Fine I suppose," Hank said. "He and Huntress were meant to come here some time now…"

There was banging on the door and it swung open. Question strolled in like he owned the place, sat beside Hawk and stole his bowl of popcorn.

"Oi!" Hawk said, snatching the bowl back. Half of the contents spilled onto the couch. Arrow smirked at the pair as Huntress next to him and Question.

"What are you doing here Arrow?" Question asked, munching on the popcorn.

"Waiting for Don," Arrow said, grabbing a handful of popcorn.

"Ollie, maybe you should talk to Dinah," Huntress sighed; Arrow gave her a blank look. "You hurt her feelings."

"How do you think I feel?" Arrow asked, sharply. "She doesn't trust me!"

"Man! Shut up about that!" Hank said, angrily, "This isn't a Goddamn therapy centre! I've gotten enough from Don in the past week."

"Please tell me he isn't still blaming himself for me breaking up with Dinah," Arrow asked. Hank nodded. "Oh bloody hell…"

"Isn't there any football on?" Question asked.

"Yeah," Hank said, hiding the remote.

"Well, put it on!" Arrow said.

"Fuck off," Hank said, "I'm watching the wrestling…"

"Footy is better," Arrow said. Hank was about to retort when a high pitch scream came from the bathroom.

"Don!"

The four Leaguers jumped up and ran to the bathroom. Hawk kicked the door open, Don stood naked in front of the mirror, looking down at his chest.

"Don, are you okay?" Arrow asked, handing the smaller man a towel.

"No!" Don cried, "My nipples are weird!"

"They look normal to me," Huntress said, enjoying the view. Question covered her eyes with his hand.

"They're darker! They're black! Normally they are a pale brown! And they look bigger!" Don screamed. "Oh God! I'm growing boobs! I have tits! I think I'm gonna faint!"

And that he did.

Hank and Ollie rushed over and caught him before he hit the ground.