Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar. DEAL WITH IT!!
Author: Sorry I haven't updated for so long. I'm in the middle of moving, so I don't have time to do anything.
Azula: Just start the story.
Author: … You're still mad at me aren't you.
-lightning bolt almost strikes the author-
Author: …Okay… So who wants to start the story?
Ty Lee: On with the story!
Session 5
"Hi everyone!" The therapist said with a smile as she walked in and sat down.
"You're late again." Zuko pointed out.
"Shutup. So how is everyone?" She asked.
"Okay, considering I'm being held here against my will." Ozai said glaring at the therapist.
"Meh." Zuko mumbled.
"I'm pretty good. I had a nice cup of tea before coming." Iroh said with a smile.
"Ah, I had a fresh baked cookie before coming. It was delicious." The therapist replied.
"And you didn't bring me one?" Iroh asked, looking insulted. "I see how it is."
"What kind of fruit would you describe yourself as?" The therapist suddenly asked looking at Ozai
"Say what?" Ozai looking around confused.
"Stop dilly-dallying and answer." She shouted.
"…Uhm… How should I know?"
"I say a watermelon. Cause you're hard on the outside and soft and wet on the inside."
"…Are you feeling okay?" Azula asked as she backed away slowly.
"And you, Azula, are a lemon. Cause you're sour."
"I am not!"
"And Iroh's a strawberry. Cause he's sweet."
"Let's back away slowly." Zuko whispered.
"And Zuko… well I'm not sure what you are… If anyone knows what he is please tell me!" She suddenly shouted.
"RUN!" Ozai said before running out the door, followed by Zuko, Azula, and Iroh.
"HEY! I'M NOT DONE YET!!" She shouted as she chased after them.
Two minutes later
"Now what am I suppose to do for fun." The therapist complained as she wandered down a random hallway in some random building in some random town in some random country on some random world.
"Oh, you'll see them again tomorrow." A figure next to her said with a smile.
"Yeah… I guess I should've taken my medication before going to see them today."
"Eh, these things happen."
"Yeah… I'm gonna go get some tea. Maybe I'll find Iroh."
"Okay. See yah later."
"Bye!"
Narrator: What will happen next time? Who is that stranger she was talking to? And will she ever remember to take her medication? Who knows? Not me.
Author: See I went all out. I even hired a Narrator. Sorry the chapter was short.
Narrator: You owe me 50 bucks.
Author: I told you I would pay later. So yah, sorry for taking so long. I HATE MOVING!! I won't be online for about a week so I decided to update. Sorry it's kind of pathetic, but hey I'm running out of stuff to say. I NEED NEW EPISODES!!
Ty Lee: Sorry she's suffering form Avatar Withdrawal Syndrome.
Author: I AM NOT!! Well if anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear them. Really, I would, I need help.
Ty Lee: I'm just going to end this before you start begging.
Author: PLEASE!!
Azula: Pathetic.
Mai: Read
Azula: And
Ty Lee: Review
Toph: OR ELSE NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!!!!!
