Chapter Seven: Shopping
So far I have no reviews for my previous chapter, but before I end up waiting a billion years to update a chapter, I'll just update one now. You better be frickin happy. Oh yeah, from now on, don't say I didn't warn you about language. It's going to get rough from about here on in folks.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED: LANGUAGE
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! THIS IS GOING TO BE PART OF MY DISCLAIMER NOW - I DON'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING FUN OF MOVIES, BOOKS, CELEBRITIES ETC. M'KAY?
PAY ATTENTION: I'M GOING TO REMIND YOU GUYS AGAIN JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IGGY IS ABLE TO SEE IN THIS FIC. HIS EYES WERE FIXED BY JEB OR SOMETHING, M'KAY? FYI!
TheWhiteKnight: NUDGE DARED ME TO BECOME LIKE A JUSTIN BIEBER STRIPPER!
AngelicDemon: he's exaggerating. he just has 2 dress up in a smexy bunny costume. he's more of a playboy bunny thn a justin bieber stripper.
TheWhiteKnight: it's basically the same thing angel
XcarebearX: ima make u go 2 skool lyk tht
TheWhiteKnight: where r we even gonna get the costume?
AngelicDemon: we're going shopping 2morrow rnt we?
XcarebearX: i have the max card iggy
AngelicDemon: yup ^^ there shud b no prob :D
XcarebearX: MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
XcarebearX: u hate cupcakes? *gasps* SHUN!
Max POV
I sat on the bench in the mall, exhausted and sort of embarrassed by how many shopping bags were piled around my feet. People kept staring and I didn't like it.
But Angel and Nudge insisted, of course. "It's mostly for you, Max! You can't complain! Face it, we have a better sense of fashion than you do." they had responded to my whining. Yes, the great Maximum Ride whined in front of a seven year old and a twelve year old.
Fang came and sat beside me, lugging even more bags to the already overloaded bench. I tried to help and put some bags on the floor so he could sit. It didn't work. Sighing, Fang gave up and ended up sitting on a black and white Sephora bag. I was about to say something when something startled me.
'POP!'
Fang and I looked around, wondering where the sound came from. Other people, however, we're looking at us. And when we finally realized we had made the popping sound, Fang said, "I feel something wet on my ass."
"Language!" I whisper-yelled, only out of reflex. He glared at me and stood up, silently asking me with his eyes why everyone was staring at him. I shrugged. How was I supposed to know? And then I saw it.
On the back of Fang's pants, right where his really, really firm buttocks were (yes, I know fan girls just wanna scream), there was a large dark spot. I gaped and looked in the bag to see what had caused to mess. A small bottle filled with clear fluid read, 'Makeup Remover.' I chucked the slightly sticky bottle into the nearest trashcan. I didn't even wonder what this makeup remover was for.
I had bigger fish to fry.
Fang was looking around him, perplexed. I whispered, "Fang. Sit down like nothing happened!" His dark brows furrowed and he turned towards me.
I winced immediately as Fang asked loudly, "What are you talking about?"
His back now faced to the spectators in the mall, I heard small murmurs at first. Then they began to get louder and louder until it seemed the mall was laughing at Fang. And he had no idea. I, on the other hand, was feeling... almost sorry for him. I bit my lip and motioned him to come forward. I whispered in his ear, "You peed your pants with makeup remover, Fang."
Fang, now totally aware that he was the cause of people looking and pointing at us, blushed a faint pink. Man, I wish I had my camera. Fang doesn't blush everyday folks.
Iggy POV (FINALLY!)
"Damn, that chick is hot." I murmured oh-so-quietly, looking over a tall (not that tall, actually) pale skinned girl with long brown hair, looking stiff. Her thin lips smeared with shiny pink lip gloss were curved into a smile as she talked loudly with her darker friend, a girl with small eyes and super long, flowing dark brown hair. The tips were blonde. They laughed and the darker one looked my way.
I quickly turned my head, almost smacking it on another rack of gothic clothing because of my height. I blushed.
"Igs, girls have cooties. End of story." I laughed and ruffled his already messy hair.
"Gaz, when you get older maybe you'll understand."
"I'll never understand girls!"
"I didn't say you'll understand girls; no one understands them. I'm just sayin' that you'll probably like them more as you get older."
He scoffed. "Yeah right." I sighed and shook my head. He wasn't old enough yet.
Looking through racks of clothes for something that would actually fit me, I heard two light steps coming our way. Pretending not to notice, I swifted through the clothes faster and faster, glancing sideways at Gazzy, who didn't notice anything yet and was looking at a T-shirt with a green skull on it.
There was a tap on my shoulder. I whirled around, expecting... well, not the two girls I was gawking at five minutes before...
"Hey." I said, scratching the back of my head and looking down at them. I didn't know what else to say or do. They both smiled; the darker one looked more like she was smirking though. I had my suspicions...
"Hi... so what brings you here?" The pale brunette asked, smiling and tilting her head, her hand casually placed on her hip that was cocked to the right.
"I need clothes...?" Why else would I be here? For fun?
"Oh!" the brunette looked like she had just realized someone might be here for other than blowing off money for a simple white tee.
"My name's Shannon." she stuck out her hand. "And you are...?"
"...James." I responded, a tad too hesitantly.
"What? You don't know your own name?" she scoffed, and my light eyebrow raised in question. Was I the only one that missed where she asked me what I was doing in a clothing store? The girl was nice-looking, but obviously not smart.
"What school do you go to?" she asked, hastily switching the subject.
"My family is um... in the process of moving... so I don't know."
"But you're in high school right?" I nodded. "Freshman?"
"Uh, sure... I think." Shannon rolled her heavily made up brown eyes. Before she could speak though, Gazzy saved me.
"Whoa, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude-"
"I get it, Ga- Christopher. What?" I asked, turning this way.
"Fang peed his pants! Ha-ha isn't that hilarious, man?" Gazzy was howling with laughter, and so was I, completely forgetting about Gazzy's slip-up in our names. But it didn't fly past Shannon.
"Fang? Is he your little brother?"
I couldn't answer her. I was already lying on the floor, tears rolling down my cheeks. C'mon, Fang? Peeing his pants? Major LOL! (See, I learned something from the Internet, right?)
"Oh. My God. Let's go Kimberly." As Shannon left the store, 'Kimberly' followed, but kept glancing back and smirking at me and Gazzy on the floor.
Back at Home (In IM World at least)
AngelicDemon has signed in
19wingedARRANCAR has signed in
Sittinginmyroomnaked has signed in
XcarebearX has signed in
CUPCAKE3r has signed in
CUPCAKE3r: bwhahaha LOLOLOLOL
GreenBeanz: i havnt finished signin in cupcake! :(
GreenBeanz has signed in
GreenBeanz: there now u can start
Bubblebutt has signed in
MountainDoozies has signed in
TheWhiteKnight has signed in
MountainDoozies: sumthin tells me sumthin hppnd
Bubblebutt: wat on earth r u talking bout?
XcarebearX: u mean how mr macho peed his pants in te mall?
19wingedARRANCAR: no waaaaayyy
Sittinginmyroomnaked: EPIC
TheWhiteKnight: it was EPIC all right
CUPCAKE3r: i will nvr 4gve u bubblebutt
AngelicDemon: maybee i can tell the future
19wingedARRANCAR: U CAN TELL TEH FUTURE?
AngelicDemon: y else wud his usrnme B bubblebutt?
Sittinginmyroomnaked: BWAHAHAHAHAHA i get it!
MountainDoozies: i don't
XcarebearX: explain this theory
Bubblebutt: o god
TheWhiteKnight: u nvr say 'o god' is a girl giving u a blowjob or sumthin in ur room there BUBBLEBUTT?
19wingedARRANCAR: hahaha ROFL :D
Bubblebutt: i cant handle this harrassment
XcarebearX: translation: "lyk the little emo kid i am ima go cut myself now & put on eyelinerr and make all the girls tihnk im sexxi and the boiis think iima pansy"
Sittinginmyroomnaked: XcarebearX? we will be great friends
Bubblebutt: meanies
Bubblebutt has signed out
AngelicDemon: whats a blowjob
TheWhiteKnight: i shall educate the young woman
MountainDoozies: sweetie, its just when a male's peepee is-
XcarebearX: STOP! SHE'S NOT OLD ENUFF!
AngelicDemon: 1 more quest. whats a peepee?
MountainDoozies: ...
Sittinginmyroomnaked: . . . . . . . . .
19wingedARRANCAR: im not answerin that
TheWhiteKnight: the young woman shall stop asking questions
GreenBeanz: im outta here this is gettin gross
CUPCAKE3r: poor innocent child
XcarebearX: speakn of poor innocent children.
CUPCAKE3r: ?
XcarebearX: this is an adult convo now
AngelicDemon: yes cupcake, we all tink it suitable u leave now
XcarebearX: AHEM... AngelicDemon, u as well
CUPCAKE3r: i wanna petition!
AngelicDemon: it will only need 2 sig!
CUPCAKE3r: and thats me & AngelicDemon
AngelicDemon: we win
19wingedARRANCAR: PWNED!
Sorry this chappie took a while too. ANYWAYS, reviews please!
