The jashinist slammed his bedroom door open, making his toy jumped a clear foot in the air when he waved the file in front of her face.

"Care to fucking explain this?"

She mused, "Looks like a folder to me, what's there to explain?" "NOT the folder you idiot! When exactly did you plan on fucking telling me you're a cook?"

Her expression softened a bit to curiosity, "How do you know that?" "That ginger pansy with the piercings of a leader gathered info on all you women."

Yuki almost laughed with her 'master' calling their leader a pansy but kept a straight face all the same, this guy loves nothing more than a reaction from his tantrums. "Well?"

He sat down in front of her as she sighed, "You never bothered to ask dipshit." "I'd watch what you fucking call me bitch." "Then stop calling me names and I'll return the favor!"

"I'M YOUR FUCKING MASTER SO I CAN CALL YOU WHAT I WANT!"

"FINE! THEN I WON'T FUCKING COOK FOR YOU!"

Hearing that he shut up, racking his mind for a witty comeback but none came. Cursing under his breath he took a deep breath and huffed, "Alright, I'll stop it if you cook for me. Deal?"

She crossed her arms and observed him, tapping a finger impatiently and asked, "Will you keep your end of the bargain? This isn't a onetime thing." Rubbing a hand through his hair he mumbled, "Yes I fucking can!"

Smirking she leaned closer, "I'm going to hold you to that, who knows, maybe we can get along now." He arched a brow and nodded, actually trying not to grab the breasts that were begging to be touched and in such a close range.

Clearing his throat he took her arm and dragged his toy into the kitchen, "What are you doing?" "I'm fucking hungry so do your thing and it better be good." She rolled her eyes, "Oh please, I'll have you begging me to cook for you all the time once you taste MY food."

He smirked as he walked away, maybe he is getting somewhere with Yuki after all.


*Thirty minutes passed so he went back, poking his head in and inhaling the lovely aromas.

He plopped down in his seat with a smug grin, "I'm ready to fucking beg Yuki." The woman glanced at him in shock, fixing a plate and giving it to him, taking the vacant seat next to his stating, "That's the first time you've used my name."

Hidan pouted a little but just began eating, each bite was the same; he was practically moaning and muttering different things like, "So fucking good." "Mmmm so juicy."

Yuki giggled at his reactions and once his plate was empty he handed it back to her with a smile, not that cocky up-to-no-good smirk, but a thankful smile.

She grinned back and fixed him another plate, followed by one more until he was full. "So Hidan, judging from the three plates you've eaten my cooking is more than satisfactory?"

"If you keep fucking cooking like that I'm going to get fat."

She took that as a compliment and ate herself since she too was famished, both stubborn hotties talking a tad more on nothing in particular surprisingly.

"Hey~ what smells so good?"

Kisame came in with Hitomi and went straight to the food as Hidan whined, "That's MY fucking food you fish! You can't have any!" Yuki smirked and fixed a plate for the shark, "Here you go."

"YUKI!? You fucking traitor!" Giggling she nudged his shoulder with her hip, "There's plenty of food so let them have some. There's more where this came from you know."

Narrowing his amethyst eyes he threw her over his shoulder, carrying her back to his room and sliding her frame down his front on purpose with a seductive smirk.

Getting fearful that he was going to try to rape her again she tried to push him away but all he did was kiss her. Keeping her body pinned against his chest and the wall, he devoured his toy's mouth mercilessly but slowly.

Yuki didn't know what to make of this sudden change of character, was it just because they had a moment or was it something else?

Poking his hot tongue past her lips, Yuki stopped resisting and participated, wrapping her arms around his neck for whatever reason going through her mind. It felt nice.

The priest groaned in delight and did the same to her waist, deepening the smoldering kiss until he pulled away with a devious smirk purring, "And there's fucking more where this came from."


*The boy skipped happily to the living room and saw his target sitting next to her master with a bored expression.

"Kakuzu?" "What do you want Tobi?" "May Tobi play with Kimi-chan please?" "No."

The boy whined, "But Kimi-chan needs something to do, look at how bored she is!" The miser did and yes, she was beyond bored with nothing to do.

Sighing he agreed as he opened his paper, "Alright, but stay where I can see you."

Tobi's shoulders drooped and made the miser smirk inwardly, "Why can't Tobi play with Kimi-chan somewhere else?"

He growled with a hint of humor to his tone, "Simple, I don't trust you. I don't see why you can't amuse yourselves in my presence."

The boy inwardly strangled the clever miser but shrugged, "OK! Come on Kimi-chan, what you want to do?" She blushed as he took her hand, dragging her to the small table as she seemed to perk up. "Can we play cards?"

"Sure! That's a great idea!" Fetching them, they sat and played for quite a while, the miser even taking the chance to grab a bite to eat from Hidan's toy's food, which was very good.

It wasn't long before the entire main room was filled with the other occupants, with the exception of his loud mouthed partner, and got info on all the toys.

Pein sure picked a decent variety he'll give him that, how he managed to pull it off he'll never know but still, Kakuzu wanted to have a word with him concerning Tobi.

That boy needed a sex toy of his own instead of trying to steal his, so hopefully the idea he had in mind would put a stop to it.


*The jashinist and woman were raging war in the bedroom, each trying to outdo the other with their mouths and hands.

Yuki had no clue why she was getting so aroused by this brutish man, especially since he tried to rape her on the very first day.

The memory just pissed her off more than anything but considering what they're about to do now, she would torture him until he apologized.

Hidan whined that she wouldn't let him fondle her breasts, the little vixen teasingly stripping off her shirt and leaving nothing but the bra.

Growling under his breath he was ready to violate the hell out of her, his libido far too intense for some odd reason with this woman.

She smirked and undid the front of his pants, the man muttering several curses and somewhat patiently waiting for the upcoming pleasure. He actually never expected her to do anything like this or be this willing so soon since she's so stubborn.

Stroking his length slowly, she barely licked the tip before pulling back, rubbing the inside of his leg and pulling his pants the rest of the way down. Yuki almost laughed seeing that he wasn't wearing any underwear, but it didn't surprise her much.

Raising herself higher she rubbed his hardened member between her cleavage, massaging it with her breasts and giving him such a naughty, delicious smirk.

"Fuck~"

She kept doing the same slow action, playfully flicking the tip of her tongue along the slit until he felt his release coming when she stopped altogether.

"Don't fucking stop!" Yuki giggled and grabbed her shirt, "That's all you're getting from me…..unless…"

His mouth dropped and stuttered, "W..What? You can't fucking leave me like…..unless? Unless what?"


His toy straddled his lap and answered too sweetly, "Unless you apologize to me for our first encounter." "Forget it!"

Shrugging, she got off him and put her shirt back on. "Then finish yourself." Just when she turned to leave she counted in her head. One. Two. Three.

"Wait a fucking minute! Come back here!"

Grinning like mad she stopped and tilted her head to show she was listening. "Alright! I'm fucking sorry for trying to fucking rape you!"

"And?" "And for fucking calling you names."

She arched a brow and looked over her shoulder at him, enjoying the pitiful and gloomy expression he had before grinning, "Ok, I forgive you."

"Good, now get back here and fucking finish me."

Chuckling she did, this time taking off the bra too and earning loud pleasured moans from her 'master' as she easily set him off.

Writhing in bliss from his orgasm, he watch his toy through half lidded eyes drink his cum with a low possessive growl before jerking her onto his lap and devouring/fondling the large bountiful breasts hungrily.

Moaning softly she gripped his hair, rather enjoying the licks and bites to her swollen nubs. He must love breasts because he kept at it for who knows how long and she whined, "Hidan~ stop teasing me."

Chuckling he stopped and smirked at her, "What? You fucking teased me first." "Touche~"


Both smirking, he squeezed her behind tightly and raised the woman up, setting her back down on his aching length that was fully erect again.

Yuki groaned from the small amount of pain, working her hips up and down slowly to get used to the feeling. It's been a long time since she's been with a man.

Hidan growled and moaned to no end, suckling her nipples once again as he met her movements by bucking his hips up hard and fast.

The others were fucking right. Yuki desiring me is SO much fucking better than being forceful.

Panting and moaning, the two horny individuals were loud to say the least, Yuki bouncing away on his length and relentlessly hitting her sweet spot from the angle until they both cried out in ecstasy.

The blonde kissed him heatedly as their bodies were satiated, the priest falling backwards with her still on him and groaned.

Relaxing, Hidan couldn't help but grin happily. Never had he had sex that felt this good before.

Stubborn. Hot tempered. Teaser. Eh, she's like me.

Maybe that's why….


TBC:

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Also, I drew all the women in this story (not perfect but just go with it lol) and I posted the picture on Deviantart if anyone wants to see them *just to give everyone an idea what they look like*

My username is oliviablaze (darn site won't let me change it to LOA but that's me)

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FYI: Sexy pic of Hidan and Kakuzu too ;p