Hey guys. Okay, so for this chapter I strongly suggest listening to these three songs in this order Push- Enrique Iglesias, Damn-Katy Perry and I like it-Enrique Iglesias, when the time comes for them, trust me, you'll know. By the way, disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or any of the songs mentioned in the story.

Make Me Realize (Kagome)

Sango closes the door as she steps into the room. Inuyasha glances up from his homework and I spare her a glance, but then I do a double-take.

She's holding a bouquet of roses.

"Who's it for?"

"The elves underneath the bed, you buttmunch."

I grin as I extend my arms and take the roses. I inhale the scent of them. "Kouga is great," I breathe.

Inuyasha snorts. "I'd bet you Miroku that he's cheating on you."

"He's not a whore, unlike some dogs in here," I retort.

Sango laughs. "I gotta agree with Kagome, Kouga is not as slutty as you."

"Oh, whatever. He's just sending you roses because he feels guilty that he hooked up with someone else." Inuyasha says.

Wow. What a dick-ish thing to say. Then again, I guess Inuyasha is a walking dick. Hah. Funny.

"Kouga worships Kagome. He'd collect all of her hair if he could," Sango says.

I grimace. I'd stopped letting him do that a few months ago.

The door opens and Miroku steps in. "Who did it?"

Sango sighs, "Who did what?"

"Who deleted my soaps from the DVR?"

Me and Inuyasha say, "Rick died."

"You guys are assholes." Miroku says, leaving again.

"Anyhow, he's not cheating on me, and he never will."

"That's what my last girlfriend thought," he says.

"I'm shocked a girl was willing to take a chance on catching one of your STDs."

He growls, "Will you shut up about my STDs? Wait, no-"

"So you admit that you have them?" I say.

"One time! One time in Okinawa, I had Chlamydia."

Eww. Sango starts to laugh. I think Inuyasha is pissed at us now. Yay.

He jumps up and his homework falls to the ground.

Sango sighs, "... That assignment was worth ten percent of our grade."

"Screw the assignment! And English too! I mean, really, I'm bad at it."

Did he just get an urge to go piss on a fire hydrant? What's he standing up for?

I yelp as he snatches my wrist and practically drags me out of the room.

"I am not a bone, so let go of me!" I yell, as he pulls me into the bathroom.

This isn't how I typically spend my Saturdays. You know, being forced into bathrooms and all. It's not cool.

"What are you doing?"

"Proving a point." he says, as he pulls my hair into a bun at the top of my head. He rushes out of the room and comes back with a huge long red scarf.

"This should cover your face," he takes out a can of Axe from underneath the sink and sprays it all over me.

Dear God, I smell like him! No! Sluts will attack me for the scent of this chocolate Axe- hey it does smell kind of nice- NO! It's Inuyasha's scent, therefore making it a beacon to all whores-

"What the hell are you thinking about? You went through more facial expressions than I go through in days."

Whatever. "Okay, what are we doing?"

"We're gonna go somewhere to prove a point."

Next thing I know, I'm being hoisted over his shoulder and carried out of the room.

"I could have walked, you douche!" I scream, as he hops down the stairs. Well, actually, over them.

"We'll get there faster this way!"

When we get outside, he shifts me so that he's cradling me bridal style. Then he starts to run.

I look at him. His eyes have a determined look to them. How's he gonna prove that Kouga is cheating on me? Why would he want to? He can't be this big of a douche. Then again, he's proven himself to be a big douche already.

My eyes travel around the rest of his face. He's got a really strong jaw, and his skin is so tan. I glance at his claws. He's folded his fingers in so that he won't scratch me.

His grip is tight so that I won't fall while he's running as fast as he is. His arms are around me just like the other day. But we were saying sorry then.

"Alright! We're here!" He says, and he puts me down.

We're at a small cafe. I turn to him, "So, dog-boy what are we here for?"

"To prove that your boyfriend is a douche."

"Whatever, what am I doing dressed like this?"

"To hide your face." he says, pushing me inside.

Honestly, this place smells like weed. Inhale, exhale. Definitely weed. The whole restaurant is clouded in smoke. "Where the hell did you bring me, Woodstock or something?"

He grunts, "Shut up and get moving."

We walk around the restaurant until we spot Kouga at a table not too far off. Inuyasha points in that direction.

He leans close to my ear, "Look closer."

I do, and I see it. Twin ponytails. Who's the red-headed person sitting with him? I take a breath and Inuyasha meets my eyes. "Told you."

I shrug, I feel strangely relaxed considering what could be happening right now.

"Maybe that's his friend."

"Bullshit! Look."

I hold my breath as Kouga kisses the red head.

Inuyasha's hand is on the small of my back. He pushes me forward.

"Go…"

As I move forward to the table, I wrap the scarf tighter around my mouth.

I plaster on a smile that's faker than boob implants. Now that's really fake.

"Oh my gosh, you two are such a cute couple!"

Kouga smiles, "Thanks," and he grabs the red head's hands.

Bastard. "How long have you two been going out?" I ask.

He looks at her, and then back at me and she smiles too. She has fangs. So, she's a wolf too? Heh. The Big Bad Wolf.

"About seven months." he says.

Seven months? We've been going out for six! I ought to chop his wang off and feed it to whatever stray animal will take pity on it.

"Never had a girlfriend before that? Or after?"

The redhead girl eyes me suspiciously. "Um, why are you asking about that?"

Before I can answer, Kouga says, "Ayame, don't worry about it. We're gonna eat it ice cream now, so could you go away or something?"

So her name is Ayame.

I whip my scarf off my face and take my hair down. "You soft-bellied bitch!"

Kouga actually pales when he realizes it's me. "K-Kagome, I-"

"You lying asshole buttmunch thingy person! I hope you die!"

Ayame jumps up. "What are you talking about?"

I take my scarf and toss it at her, "Get an STD, bitch."

I move back to the front of the restaurant where Inuyasha is leaning against the entrance.

He gives me a once-over and smirks. "So, I guess you believe me now." More of a statement than a question. Douche.

"How did you know?" I ask, as Ayame runs out in tears, and Kouga calls after her.

"He always smelled like hoe when he came around. And he bragged about having two girlfriends in class the other day. So he's a dick if you ask me."

"I didn't."

We both laugh as we sit down at the table closest to the door.

I sigh, "Now what?"

He shrugs. "I don't know."

I look around and spot a stage. A goofy smile crosses my face and I have an urge to laugh. Briefly, I cough from all the smoke. Damn, I feel a chill.

"They have karaoke."

He glances to the stage and then back at me and has grin goofier than mine.

I start to laugh, "You first!"

He nods and stands up, heading for the stage, picking a song. "Get ready!" he shouts.

He gets on stage and a cool violin type beat starts.

" When I think of you, my thoughts are so x-rated, oh baby, baby I don't give a damn," He sings.

I laugh and clap along with everyone else.

Inuyasha pulls a girl out of the crowd, and dances with her while holding the microphone above his head.

" Baby, I, I'm the kinda guy that don't look real excited... let's say alright, but first you gotta,"

The girl on the stage looks so embarrassed. I laugh some more. Her face is so red and she seems lost as to how to dance back.

As he sings the chorus, he starts to move his body and move his arms around his head, while grinding the air.

" Push, push, back up on it, make me believe you want it, girl, I can't go home lonely,"

Some girls have stood up and started yelling catcalls. Other people have started dancing and moving.

I stand up too, I stumble, but then I gain my balance. I giggle.

As the song finishes, Inuyasha hops off the stage laughing and tons of people high five him on his way back to the table.

He laughs, "Your turn,"

I nod and walk to the stage, laughing and almost tripping over the leg of a chair.

I pick a song I like, and get on stage. I move around a bit to the beat before singing,

" If I look up, the sky might fall or open up and pull me in,"

People are starting to dance again.

I smile and sing, "And I just got to have his first taste of original sin!"

Guys are staring me down, couples are dancing. I feel good. I feel damn good.

"Damn, can you feel it? Damn, I can't believe it, damn you got me feeling good, damn, do you dig it? That's the way you do it, you got me feeling good,"

Inuyasha is dancing in the back. I get down on the stage and sing to the guy in the front row.

" Walk through the door and into your room, because this whole world would like for you to tell me the truth, and I gotta give you up, found out I gotta let you down, your love is like an ocean and I'm starting to drown!"

I stop singing and everyone is clapping, Inuyasha moving towards the stage, cracking up.

His face is really red and he walks on the stage after picking a song.

"One more! Dance, woman!" He shouts as the chorus of the song has already came.

I start moving around, moving my legs and keeping my hands on my hips. A huge laugh rips out of me as Inuyasha screams,

" Baby I like it! The way you move on the floor, baby, I like it, come on and give me some more, oh yes, I like it, screaming like never before, baby I like it!"

I jump up and down as everyone gets out of their seats.

I catch Inuyasha's flecks of gold as I keep dancing. Dancing. Just dancing.

I laugh as I trip over the doorstep and fall into the house. The carpet has so many threads. Oh my God, what if I get lost in them?

Inuyasha falls in next to me. He laughs drunkenly, "Kagome, carpet is such a funny word! Look at it!"

I giggle as I sit up and against him. "I know! Look at all the threads and shit!"

"Huh. You said shit!"

I snort, then laugh. "Like the shit on the bottom of Sango's shoe!"

We both fall back and laugh until my stomach is sore.

I laugh as I hear Sango go, "What the hell?"

Miroku's voice says, "They look high."

Me and Inuyasha look at each other and laugh again, this time banging our fists on the ground. So funny!

Sango kneels down ad grips my chin. I laugh.

She stares into my eyes, and after like, five seconds, I blow her a raspberry.

She jumps back. "Ah! Kagome, sick!"

Miroku chuckles, "Yeah, they're high. Good thing Mom and Dad are at work."

"She's not your mom," Sango says.

I hear Inuyasha laughing as Miroku picks him up and shoulders him.

"What are you doing, man, guys don't pick up other guys."

"If I were gay, I could do way better than you,"

I giggle as Sango stares at me. She sighs and shoulders me too.

Whoa, everything is spinning around. It's kind of cool.

She throws me on the bed next to Inuyasha's as Miroku walks out.

Both me and Inuyasha giggle.

Sango leaves. I snuggle into the bed and close my eyes. I can already hear Inuyasha snoring. Five minutes later, when I'm almost asleep, I hear Miroku shout,

"Who deleted my fucking soaps again?"

Hah, funny. So, those of you who haven't guessed, Inuyasha and Kagome got a contact high from all the weed in the restaurant. Hope you listened to those songs, and please, please review, oh and I'm looking for fan art on my stories now, if anybody is interested. Another thing, after last chapter's parents return a month will go by in every chapter unless I say otherwise, next chapter will be a month later from this, and lastly, I wanna thank my beta Angel in Alliance With Hell, and all my readers, thanks everyone!

With that said, Sayonara!