Well here's chapter 6, I wasn't going to update until about the middle of January but here it is. Something really good happened to me and I'm updating pretty much everything. (at some point)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Things that need emphasis

'inner kari'

Chapter 6 (too lazy to come up with a good title)

Kari woke up to a pounding Headache 'holy shit! I feel like I got hit by a train!' 'Yeah a hangover does that to you.' 'Not so loud! Man I can't remember yesterday night at all.' 'Maybe that's a good thing…' Inner Kari thought. Kari forced herself out of bed and went to the bathroom. She did look like a train hit her. Almost as if on cue she had to puke. She rested her head on the cold porcelain throne "oh toilet bowl you're the only one who understands me." She then took some aspirin, but not before upchucking again and went downstairs. The others didn't look any better. Kari made some poptarts and began to do her housework.

A little while later there was a knock on the gate. Kari answered it to see Kazuku holding a dead body. Kari opened the gate a little bit.

"So why did you bring a corpse here?" Kari asked.

"I'm bringing him in for bounty in a village a few hours away. I'm just getting my things." Kazuku stated beginning to haul the body inside.

"NO! NO! You leave that thing outside! He's getting blood all over the place! You also strip down to your tighty whities cause your covered in blood too! I'm not cleaning this entryway again!"

"Heheh tighty whities." Sasori could be heard from the living room.

"Shut up!" Kari yelled at Sasori holding her head. Kazuku fearfully did as he was told.

Kari then left to resume cleaning the living room 'stupid! Bottles and garbage everywhere!' after about 2 hours she had the living room cleaned. She felt an annoying pimple on her face and left for the bathroom. Just as she was about to squeeze it Kisame came in.

"Yeah maybe I'll come back later…" he turned around.

"Wait Kisame-kun! I need some help." Kari answered.

Sasori, Deidara, and Hidan were walking by the bathroom and this was what they heard.

"This is probably going to hurt." Kisame was heard.

"Make it fast." Kari answered. "Harder than that!"

"But I don't want it to hurt."

"It doesn't matter."

"Come closer so I can at least reach you better." Itachi and Zetsu were now with them "ok lets try this again." Kisame's voice rang through. They heard Kari gasp. The others thinking that they were doing something naughty kicked the door down to see Kari wipe some blood off her face and Kisame running around like a lunatic.

"It exploded in my mouth!" he roared. Kari was now laughing.

"what the hell happened un?" Deidara asked.

"Kisame-kun was helping me pop a pimple." Kari explained. She got no answer "Holy hell what time is it?!"

"Wednesday the-"

"Shit!" Kari ran off and came back in clothes Mika in tow.

"Where you going?" Hidan asked.

"To pick up something." Kari walked past them.

'From the looks of it she didn't remember yesterday.' Itachi vaguely thought. The others followed Kari.

"We're coming because we're bored." Hidan said.

"Whatever." They walked to the town. Mika with them chasing butterflies and waging her tail happily. First thing they did as soon as they reached the town was to go to the weapons store where Mamoru was waiting for them with Kari's bow in hand.

"You're late." Mamoru said as he handed her the bow.

Kari drew it back "I know, I forgot. Hey old man you added extra!"

"I know. You can pull it can't you?" Mamoru shook his head.

"Yes."

"Well then stop whining."

Kisame and the others guffawed at the fact that Kari just got told. A glare instantly shut them up. "So what's this archery contest festival thing?"

"What festival?" Mamoru asked. Kari sighed he was always forgetting things and being delusional "Come on lets go to the target range behind the shop."

The target range was built for all weapons in a way it was more of a training ground. The group walked over to the archery range. Kari grabbed an arrow and put it on the string and bent it back.

"Aim for the farthest target to the right." Mamoru instructed. Kari did so and hit the bullseye. "have you been practising with 2?"

"Somewhat." Kari put 2 arrows on and shot them at another target. They both hit the middle ring.

"Well all seems to be in order." Mamoru said walking back to the shop.

"Shoot again!" Kisame was starting to get into the shooting. Kari smirked and shot another arrow that cleaved the one in the bullseye clean in half.

"You don't know how much blood, sweat and tears I did to get that good." Kari sighed pulling the arrows out. "When I started out I really sucked, I practised and all that junk. Come on we have to do errands." Kari began to walk away 'i needed remedial lessons and that sucked.'

So they got groceries and all that and were back in the lair taking the newly bought Eki-Kyabe(1) for their hangovers.

END!

1. eki-kyabe is a medicine used for indigestion and according to XXXholics hangovers too.

Well don't forget to review. Funnily enough I have almost all of it written yet so little posted. All I ask is a good amount of reviews (which means over two!! Though thanks for reviewing Luna.the.betrayed.ninja and Brittany-chan!) but just so that those who do review don't suffer I'll update in exactly one month from today if i dont' get the desireable amount of reviews. Buhbye for now!