Well the good news is: I finally got the Junjou parody trailer uploaded! It's tilted simply "Junjou Parody Trailer" and my username there is Rhiannon_Vampire. Yeah, idk if anyone actually cares.
Well, much thanks and much love to my two biggest helps: DistractedPanda and Lunanight12. And also to Miyayu for being a constant support, your reviews always make me smile. I look forward to hearing from all of you. :)
Bad Day:
-/-
Having a rough day was putting it mildly. Hiroki's day had been hell. Nowaki hadn't woken him up, again. He'd ended up skipping breakfast. And Miyagi, for the better part of the morning, had been a no show.
Unfortunately, now that he was here he was absolutely no help at all.
It wasn't like Miyagi was harassing him again, he wasn't. And it wasn't like Hiroki would be stuck doing his work, Miyagi owed him for this morning. But what he was watching online was very distracting.
"Professor, I don't believe it is legal for you be on that site at work." He didn't bother mentioning that sleeping with the dean's son was also illegal; he doubted Miyagi would change that anytime soon.
"Well, I can't watch it at home and I doubt my ex-wife would appreciate me going to her apart to watch it."
"Sir… I am highly uncomfortable with it."
There was a pause before Miyagi started laughing.
"I'm serious, now turn it off and erase the computer's memory, for the Gods' sake!"
"Hiroki?" Miyagi sang happily.
"Don't call me that!"
"What? Don't you like this type of stuff?" Miyagi pointed at the screen which Hiroki could bring himself to look at.
"Shut up."
He laughed again, before turning serious. "You know, it isn't my thing either." Miyagi closed the page, saying something about it was a false link anyway. So if anyone found it on the hard drive, he could just say he didn't know what it was.
-/-
When Miyagi looked up, he saw a very confused looking Hiroki.
"What?"
"You don't like sites like that?"
"I never did really. I always thought it was a waste of my time."
"But… Then why were you watching it?"
"I guess I wanted to prove something to myself… Looks like it didn't work though." He answered. He really didn't want to admit he was trying to see if that thing would turn him on. He figured, if straight men liked Yuri, why couldn't someone who was bi?
Besides, he still didn't like admitting to himself that Shinobu could get him off a lot faster than his sister even could have.
-/-
"You know, I almost respect you." Hiroki said, hiding a grin.
"Hey, Kamijou?" he made a point of using his last name for once, "We're friend's right?"
"I suppose so."
"Would you do something for me?"
"What is it?" Kamijou asked after a long pause.
"Well, you know how I was trying to prove something to myself-"
"I am not doing anything sexual with you!"
"That wasn't what I wanted to ask. I… Would you go with me to a… club."
"What type of club?"
"Well, you know… One that guys go to when their wives are out of town."
"You're not serious are you?" he asked, appalled.
"Of course I am. It's perfectly normal."
"No!"
"Oh, come on, Hiroki!" Miyagi begged, dropping to one knee.
"The answer is no."
"Come on, Hiroki! Don't be such a stick in the mud."
"Why the hell would I go to one of those… strip clubs in the first place? I'm not into that kind of thing, and neither are you."
"Oh, come on. It's not that big of a deal. And who knows, you might learn something about yourself that you didn't know before."
"I'm not a Dutch door, unlike a certain annoying, lazy professor I work with." Hiroki glared.
"How do you know, you've never even tried it!"
That was the last straw. Hiroki's day had been bad enough without having to deal with Miyagi's perverseness.
The last thing Miyagi saw was Hiroki's knee, coming up to whack him in the face from his position on the floor. When he woke up, he was laying in the nurse's office.
That day he learned to never get down on his knees to beg Hiroki to do something. That man was insane.
-/-
Well, I hope this wasn't a fail like the last thing I wrote here. I wanted to actually get them to a bar together, but I guess no matter what way you look at it: Hiroki would never let that happen. And Miyagi deserved a little sense smacked into his head.
*Hands a heavy book to all who've read* Feel free to whack Misaki with it. He is also due for a smack. :)
